Here you go princess. Catch!

whats it with people

And bikes?admit you

Like it or gi stick your head into sand

Ha  kilode?

Dont you think you are too old 4it?
Why waste money,?
Why not change your car?
Its juvenile?
Which lady would date a  biker
can you outspeed a car?
Its dangerous?
Do you have a girlfriend?what is she saying?
Nigerian roads arent good
Why are you trying to act western







Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeish

Leave me da §^&% alone!

Its my life,
My passion
My vent
My thrill
My drug
The high for me
I would prolly outlive most of you leave me alone!


No i wont give you a ride
No i wont race you
No i wont stunt just for your thrill
No i wont drive to work
No i wont tell you how much i got it


Get a life would you?
Go rub your ass on a tree,
Or go yakk on someone else
My fist is getting itchy
My helmet could in honest mistake hit you in the face


I fell,so what? Did you pay my bills?

so please dont question me about my bike for  i dont question you about your wife!

lazy bum they call me
But i know better
Its hard just being me

was born this way,you see
Not that am sorry i about it
Go eat shit if you hate me for being me

Fair coat,handsome,free and a prince
Truth is if i were you,i would hate me too
Lil kim said that first

Whats that scent?
Better yet who that chick?
Ass soo fab,skin so fresh
I was born for this i know instinctly
Women.
Its time to get my mack on and skillz to play

Truth be told
Virgin i am
But mad skillz i know i got
No one taught me jack
Watch and learn

Me:hi sexy
Her:hi handsome
Me:wanna shag?
Her:i was hoping you would ask,i was born for this and you

***you see peeps,its that easy,maybe not for all of us sha,now its time to go to my shag pad**
me:dont stirp i wanna take you this way
Her:hmmmm

****her warmth fills me awww,no one said it would be this good
Faster she says
Faster,i go
Harder she screams
harder,i pound
Hold me she moans
I held onto her like my life depended on it
Pleasure springs from the pit of my belly,spinning harder n harder
Wooooooooooooooooh am coming,am coming,am coming
My loin.s on fire,pleasure pain,i pound faster,pleasure,pain,pain,pain,pain excrciating pleasure em pain.lights fade
I cant feel my legs,i open my eyes to see her walk away from me.wait isnt that my::::::::

I look down,what used to be my lower half,,is now a ,mass of strands,am dying,her words i hear!!!!!!!!   Thankyou,now you would be the father of thousands
Then it hit me.
I havent ever met anyone like me,
Who ever had sex
What we desire kills us
Our pleasure brings death
A hollow laugh escapes me
I would give my fading breath to be ugly
Not to have this wings
Alas its not to be,
Thus this is my story

The story of the drone

And finally I'm posting at the Rantster's rant thread; never thot the day would come. But I ain't here to rant - at least, not yet. Maybe on Monday i will, right after Mr Muck-a-Muck gets done eating my head for exceeding my deadline for the 4th day; never mind that it's his mess i'm cleaning up.

Hey Blaze, been to Tgirl's celebrity thread yet? She's been asking for your head for days now, thinks you're cute nd you write 'touching' things.
Tell me whn you get interviewd; would luv to see what picture she comes away with.

thanks granny as always


With eyes wide open

Senses seemingly alert

The tiger got itself into this situation

But wait,

Why leave the preys,why expose yourself to being preyed on?

The comfort of your lair,has lost its zing?

The journey sought,ends at the den of the lioness.
the tiger prides itself as being ready to face
Face adversity on scales he has never reached
Haha
Pity i feel for it,yet pride swells in me for the journey it takes,is that of convinction,fate,hope

The lioness,has in a state of being unaware hypnotised its victim
It took less than the circling of predators
To have the tiger drown
But the tiger isnt without its own arsenals
All he has thrown,seems to unfaze,
but the recent softening stance,gives tiger hope,suddenly mental picures of tigerons fill his mind::::::

To be or not to be?
That is the question.






:::::::::::::::::::::::disclaimer::::::::::::::::::::
No,am not mad,nor angry, just rambling mindlessly,lioness n tiger just seems to catch my fancy thats all

This i repeat is mindless ramble,its not even,who do you call it?yeah introspective thinkin
Hahaha

Oh my!



Where are we heading

To the end of the Rainbow, he says

theres always a pot of Gold.

Theres always trouble with you

now, let me go, fly away on Virgin wings

ok:::::::::::

What kinda bug

Caught gami,last night

And how come sisikill hasnt ranted here yet?



The ranters rants

Sir rantalot

Was born into the familiy
Of sir n lady rantanot
Ever since he was born
He knew,he was different
Brilliant,naughty,intelligent
And dry wit,were some of his many traits
Never one to keep his opinion to himself
Which means manyatimes,beat he got beaten
But stop he would not stop
Teachers werent spared from his tirades
Once in primary5 he told his teacher neva to touch him again,a message relayed fron his father,suffice to say aghast the teacher was


Secondary hell oops school was hell
Military school was prison,his tongue curled by force,even the gestapo have noting on the mode of operation of the sadist here,soap he had to stick in his mouth once,lick he had to lick ,thus the animal within came to fore

Evil he became
Cruel he was
Unfeeling was his norm


University is a rant for another day

Master Rantalot. How's it going?

@Gamine. I saw an id Gaminechic somewhere. Is it you or another being?

Vesc,

Yup its me

and im using all my will power to stop myself from Ranting

@ Gamine

The first few lines are metaphors using the character Claire Bennet in Heroes but really, that's all me. I was very depressed that day. The next day I listened to Yesew sew by Aster Aweke, Pot Belly by Freshlyground and Roof on Fire by Jazzman Olofin and was back to my bouncy self.

gami what did thou do

To warrant banning?

And so you know the essence of the

Thread,is to let it all out,rant but dont abuse

Am sure you can let it all out in a prose

i feel like screaming

Not in anguish

But in frustration

Someone once told me the world doesnt

Revovle around my belly button, and i go i like

Why shouldnt it,am more confused than sane,am more annoyed than smiling

certain things i crave aint going my way

If i were a child i would scream n break a plate
The latter i already did, am sure my neighbours would think am going nuts or its an invasion of rats,what with plates breaking



Why o why
Why cant i have the stars
When i want it?
Why cant i use the sun a my personal light
Why wont fate dance to be tune?
Why cant i be undisturbed
Why cant i be a bit patient
Why cant i focus my energy
Why cant i change departments
Why cant she be mine
Why dont i know my talents
Why cant i be more forgiving
Why cant i be driving the maybach
Why cant i be riding the hayabusa
Why cant i get the resolve to quit smoking
Why cant i spring up with an original idea that would caterpult me
Why can i just shut up be humble n speak to God
Why dont i ever learn my lesson
Why cant i be less stubborn
Why cant i be more docile
Why cant i be more accomodating
Why cant i have things my way
Why cant i win the lottery
Why wont my frigging internet work
Why cant people just freaking accept me without wanting to change me
Why cant things be the way it was 10 years ago
Why cant i stop leaving in the past
Why cant i just be contented



Why?

@Omoovie

Nice to know!

@Vesc,

Im still gathering material, i was banned stupidly that much i know

@The rant above me,

WHY

eternal Question

we had our first arguement last night
he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt me,i know he is sorry and dint mean the things he said ,because he sent me flowers today
i got flowers today

last night ,he threw me into a wall and started to choke me,it seemed like a nightmare,i couldnt belive it was real.i woke up this morning sore and bruised all over,i know he must be sorry because he sent me flowers today


i got flowers today ,
it wasnt mother's day or anyother special day


last night he beat me up again,it was much worse than all the other times
if i leave him what will i do>?
how will i take care of my kids?
what about money?
i am afriad of him
and scared to leave
but i know he must be sorry cos he sent me flowers today





i got flowers today
today was a very special day











it was the day of my funeral!
last night he finally killed me.
he beat me to death
if only i had gathered enough courage to leave him









i would not have gotten flowers today::::::::::::::::::::::::




sad huh?
saw this and decided to pass it around

ranting is allowed domestic violence or even violence of any sorts should be avoided

woman arent punching bags
if hand dey itch you
go to the nearest bustop

you will be obliged accordingly

When are u going to be a gentle man and honour my request

gentleman

i remember in my first days here

a disscuss about , the origins of that word

is it the gentleman terms that stemed from

the 12century english ton

the babarians who sacked their wards

or the gentlemen english crusaders who as far as am concerned, followed there selfish interest

or even the gentlemen, who belive love was beneath their refinement thus arranged marriages

and mistresses everywhere was the other of the day

maybe the ones that at the thought of the slightest insult or provocation, a call for duel to death is made


which of this gentlemen my fair ma, do you expect me to be?


nay am neither

and please dont think me arrogant

am just enjoying my very long sabbatical here



moreso, the initial people you wanted interveiwed you havent yet

finish with them, add gamine, bluespice,stillwater,sisikill stephenp to the list before me

looking forward to read your reveiws on them

Sir Rantalot. Please oblige Tgirl before she, she, she, I dunno does whatever she does to make people do what she asks

Yep, we need to know the man behind the rants.

Rantalot
be a good man and oblige her request

ah!
the sweet smell of pain,
suprised?
well dont be,
how else do u explain the great affinity you have for pain?
how do you explain the love u have for getting burnt?
one all but cuts the head off to prove to you that the path you are about to tread is bumpy but u prefer to make your own mistakes
then you wonder why we laugh at your folly?



Weare done!
not 'cos we have no feelings,
or 'cos we choose to bury them
but because we want to be
we are done with trying hard to help those that would rather we not existed,
done trying to make your world a better place for you
done with being human beings
we are ready to be us
to delve into ourselves and find the essence of our existence
the single entity that culminates into what we are
we are ready to be us!

Ariblaze, are you Airblaze somewhere else in this virtual world?

airblaze::::::::::nay


not me


well today is the day

am too ill to rant

to weak,to muster up the emotions

to drained to be angry

too dim witted to be exictable

what day is it?


its the 3rd day of my battle with malaria

even the strong crumble under her force

gami

am on nvs, but not

with that name , cant even remember what mine is anymore

the guy writes good sha

I was scheduled to go on a movie and dinner date with a guy(28). I get to his house. He opens the door and sprints back to his bedroom. I walk in and proceed to following him until I hear him say, "I gotta go 'cause my partner is here". Partner? STRIKE 1 

Note: I called to let him know I was on the way, so he knew I was coming. It was a 20 minute ride.

After he hangs up he calls out for me to come in his room. He has a huge ketchup stain of his jogging pants. So, he points it out and says he has to change. No problem. But why is he dressing out of the dirty close basket? Okay, just because the clothes are balled up in the dirty clothes hamper doesn't mean they're dirty, but they looked dirty. And once we are in the car on our way to the movies, I notice they smell dirty. STRIKE 2 

Note: The smell is a sweaty type smell, not too funky, but not alright either.

The movie was great! We get to the restaurant. No real conversation, because "smooth operator" has to call every Tom, D!ck, & Harry on his cell phone. STRIKE 3 

Note: I can't take it anymore. I have caught a major case of the ASS. The only way to cure this infection is to take this asshole home.

I elected to go dutch on the dinner, and then I took him home. He had a puzzled look on his face. I hope he didn't think he was going to get some "nookie". Did he?

he is looking forward for a second date

Background:
I have known this person for almost two years. We've become good friends. We both are single, now and thought we'd spend a little more time together. We met at work. He's very attractive and he always came to work looking good. He wore suits and nice shoes. He also smelled really good. We've been out on dates (group dates with co-workers) before, but I had never experienced anything like this.

Questions:

1. Do I tell him why I won't go out with him again? (three strikes and you are out)
2. If I don't tell him, am I being a true friend?
3. How do I discuss these issues with him?

Disclaimer Note:
This doesn't belongs to the poster. [i]This was sent to me by a friend as a joke. No animals were harm while posting this email.  Battereis not included.[/i]

You obviously are either one of these;

-You ain't attracted to him anymore

-You are dealing with a modern-day Jekyll & Hyde persona.

Either way, make tracks!

Forgerrit

Cayon:

No animals were harm while posting this email.  Battereis not included.

Ok Cayon, here's my view: Tell your friend she's has to trash her little pink book's Rules of Engagement; you are dealing with a human being, not a programmed machine. Tell her she has to take a few chances in life - hell, life doesn't get exiciting until you take a few risks. C'mon girl, you don't bounce a bloke just because he didn't score all A's in the Initial Assessment test; humor him a while until you have a REAL reason to dislike him. Dude might have some good qualities buried under all that swagger . _{But Cayon, hope say you no dey take style collect advice here; no bounce your guy lik dat-o!}

Last thing, this is not a Romance Help thread; its RANT Central. Folks don't offer advice here; they rant - you know, swear and scream and shower spittle in the air!!

malaria has me in a bind

and i come back to this?

if this page gets sent to romance

i would find all responsible

mouth still a lil,bitter

freaking doctor , gave me 2days

imagine 2days, when did full blown malaria take 2days

this mofo HMOs are just not it atall
then again

it might just be this lagos enviroment generally

i have decided to use this opportunity to quit smoking

gah,16 years::::;need a new hobby asap
am 2days without nicotine now and the malaria
hasnt made me feel the effects yet,hope it takes
most of the withdrawal sympthoms away



this is gonna be hard work
:::::::::why does this saying coming to mind,its easier to destroy than to build::::::::::::



gah am still rambling

no romance here,it sucks

and hurts

I mean this isn't like Blaze's rant thread where you can just post any shit that comes to your head


i caught that ooo 'silence' central'


no issues , too tired to rant about it anyways

but then again,anny shit that comes to head

because

Sir Rantalot obviously sneaks outta his hole every now and then. Nice. How are the plasmodia chilling? I hope you're sending the armed forces in. Don't want you unable to rant. Where's Stillater? Are you taking your vitamins. Vitamins V?

back at work:

you being on hols?(yeah rite)

dint know you were down(5days?,ok even i would notice if certain assistants dont come)

you look really done in by the malaria(shove it,dont need to hear it)

am tired

thought i missed work

was dead wrong