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Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by Nobody: 8:05pm On Jun 20, 2006
@ Ka
tell me where to move to escape this your penalty, no lookery, no touchery, abeg body no be wood o as beyonce1 said olopa ewo ntepe amuni jamuni
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by Christino(m): 6:21pm On Jun 22, 2006
shocked if your eyes will make u sin, gourge it out, if it's your legs CUT EM OFF grin
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by mamaput(f): 8:32pm On Jun 22, 2006
And if it is your penis cut it off
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by woleprof(m): 9:28am On Jun 23, 2006
now if its your "hole" nko?

wat do you do?
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by mamaput(f): 9:34am On Jun 23, 2006
try cutting a hole it only becomes bigger.
And we are talking about cutting not sewing tongue
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by kazey(m): 9:44am On Jun 23, 2006
How about seal it with cement? grin
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by Ashiwaju(m): 1:27pm On Jun 23, 2006
Concrete would be better grin
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by Christino(m): 2:56pm On Jun 23, 2006
it's not a hole, it's removable, we can remove it and seal it with super "FLESH" glue shocked. if we don't remove it, human beings will hit it from the back or drill another hole in the sides grin
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by woleprof(m): 4:50pm On Jun 23, 2006
@mamaput

if anything dey make u sin deal with am in all available way.

SUGGESTION:

I wont tell u to remove it cos, it will only widen the already "big" hole

I will advise you to seal it with GERMAN CONCRETE, so no any "thing" including "ROD" fit acclerate freely.

oh! before i forget, if its your breast, please don't forget to do a plastic surgery, at least to remove it for good.

CONCLUSION:

be holy as your father in heaven
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by Ashiwaju(m): 5:03pm On Jun 23, 2006
like play like play, death penalty don dey turn to sex penalty now
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by mamaput(f): 12:01pm On Jun 25, 2006
SUGGESTION:

I wont tell u to remove it because, it will only widen the already "big" hole

I will advise you to seal it with GERMAN CONCRETE, so no any "thing" including "ROD" fit acclerate freely.

Did someone not tell you that Germans make the best boring machines? Like in bosh and semens?

oh! before i forget, if its your breast, please don't forget to do a plastic surgery, at least to remove it for good.
It seems you forgot the part about the body is the Temple of the lord.
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by woleprof(m): 7:58am On Jun 26, 2006
really
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by osy01: 6:38pm On Jun 29, 2006
[color=#770077][/color][i][/i]i think death penalty is too harddddd 4 d crime in question, but i also think that the earlier we do sometin drastic about it d better.If not checked, a time will come in this country that u will have to pay a mortuary attendant b4 seeing a doctor or any other professional becos of incompetence.jail em may be a good alternative grin
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by giddy(m): 2:56pm On Jul 01, 2006
Death Sentence is Jungle justice
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by woleprof(m): 3:05pm On Jul 01, 2006
@ gidy

tell them oo
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by WesleyanA(f): 10:29pm On Aug 20, 2006
I think they already practice that in the north. it's called the shari'a laws.
that got nigeria a lot of publicity on CNN. It gave us a bad name too.
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by woleprof(m): 11:28am On Aug 21, 2006
I think sharia is quite different from this ooo
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by WesleyanA(f): 1:40am On Aug 22, 2006
really?
but it's similar to it, i guess.
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by woleprof(m): 8:18am On Aug 22, 2006
If its not sharia it can never be like sharia oo grin grin grin
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by WesleyanA(f): 11:08pm On Aug 23, 2006
shocked why not?
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by woleprof(m): 4:00pm On Aug 24, 2006
Maybe you should go Zamfara state to trespass and experience what real sharia can be grin grin
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by WesleyanA(f): 9:06pm On Aug 25, 2006
who told you I was ready to die. grin
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by woleprof(m): 1:20pm On Aug 29, 2006
no i dont want u to die]
i just want u see for ur self. grin grin
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by anabell(f): 10:21pm On Jan 27, 2007
i tink cctv should be put in all d classes,so those who cheat will be cut on tape then punished,talkin about death am not a party to dat its only GOD that has d rite to take lives not man,grow up
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by donnymikky(m): 10:35am On Jan 28, 2007
Exam malpractices have become pervasive in our society. It has been reported that Nigerian students routinely cheat during national exams at all levels - Primary School Leaving Certificate, JSCE, SSCE and JAMB - and even during regular tests and exams in their various schools. A drastic solution is required.

I hereby propose the use of the death sentence on Nigerian students accused of exam malpractices.

The death sentence has been used with great success against armed robbers in our country, and it has even been suggested for drug pushers and corrupt politicians. I say we wipe out these corrupt elements before they grow up to become robbers, politicians, or drug pushers. If a primary school student is caught cheating, she should pay with her life. If they are not too young to cheat, they are not too young to die.

Some may say that this is too harsh, but I say it's too lenient, because Nigeria is more important than the life of any individual. Not only must we put students to death when they are accused of exam malpractices, we must extend this harsh punishment to their collaborators including parents, teachers, exam officials, and friends.

We must also make it illegal for any Nigerian to protest against this law once adopted. Harsh laws are what we need to turn this country around, because cheaters don't deserve human rights. They deserve death.

Haba! wetin happen Seun! i can immagine the kind of leader you will be if given just a month to run the affairs of a society not even a local government!! kilode! maximum penalty for examination malpratices. Do you really have any idea about law? Seun, in law, the penalty must be proportionate to the offence comitted, you hear me so!
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by Pomoh: 11:41am On Jan 28, 2007
Ko possible
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by Seun(m): 7:01pm On Jan 28, 2007
Seun, in law, the penalty must be proportionate to the offence comitted, you hear me so!
That's my point exactly. I'm a satirist. I love to make my points by saying the exact opposite of what I believe.

I am opposed to the use of the death penalty for any crime, although in the case of mass murderers I'm neutral.
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by RiffRaff: 10:16am On Mar 14, 2007
shocked shocked shocked hahannn seun!

That's is gross. jail term is enough.
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by myro(m): 11:22am On Mar 14, 2007
u know what i found funnier than the joke? the fact that people actually took it seriously. i was laughing all the way through the piece. good one seun. your point taken. we need a more wholistic approach to solving fundamental problems. tell it to the politicians these days who just go about shouting i'll do this and i'll do that without saying how.
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by finemocha(f): 12:42pm On Mar 14, 2007
seun

that is a very communist way of thinking undecided
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by kellorah: 1:02pm On Mar 14, 2007
death penalty for cheatin in exams?
absurd!
Re: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by kellorah: 1:05pm On Mar 14, 2007
Seun, what were u doin thinkin up this bull 'solution'? undecided

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