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Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by imsuboi(m): 8:51pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
a store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,989,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. so the question is: Are women really "impossible" to please? 34 Likes |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Nobody: 8:52pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Are you just coming to planet earth for the first time? so this topic later made frontpage and am now the first to comment. Oshe Baba 4 Likes |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by NosoChic: 9:04pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
SPACE RESERVED |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Nobody: 9:04pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Go_n_Die: Are you just coming to planet earth for the first time?Go n die 6 Likes |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Enegod(m): 9:19pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
what the heck you all talk'en about?! 1 Like |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Nobody: 9:22pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
folly65: Go n dieI will die with you. |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Nobody: 9:30pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Go_n_Die: I will die with you.I follow u come dis world? I will die alone 1 Like |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by chymystique(f): 9:31pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Am vewi Hungry |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Nobody: 9:35pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
chymystique: Am vewi Hungryyou are hungry? Go and die. 20 Likes |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Nobody: 9:43pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
folly65: I follow u come dis world? I will die aloneYou will die long |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Nobody: 9:43pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
folly65: I follow u come dis world? I will die aloneYou will die long |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Nobody: 9:45pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Go_n_Die: You will die longLol.. Go n die 1 Like |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Nobody: 9:51pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
folly65: Lol.. Go n dieYou know i won't die, instead your papa go halla me #2M. 3 Likes |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by imsuboi(m): 9:55pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Go_n_Die: Are you just coming to planet earth for the first time? what has this your silly question got to do with the topic? Don't let me "descend" on you this cold night o! |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Nobody: 10:01pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
imsu.boi:Get out of town as quickly as possible. 1 Like |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by chymystique(f): 10:12pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
TribalEAST: you are hungry? I will kill u First 1 Like |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Nobody: 10:20pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
chymystique:kill him long |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Caseless: 10:24pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
women? *shrugs my shoulder(sms)!* if u give them missionary style, they'll ask for 'wheel barrow variation', if u give them wheel barrow variation, they'll ask for 'one-side locomotion', if u give them one-side locomotion, they'll ask for do'ggy, if u give them do'ggy, they'll ask u to give them acrobatic display....so on and so forth.... even as they're the ones attaining o'rgasm at the expense of ur energy, they still look forward to the next perfect and complete guy. women? sms! 21 Likes |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Caseless: 10:27pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Ameerah-FKI! |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by imsuboi(m): 10:37pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
caseless: women? *shrugs my shoulder(sms)!* what a perspective! 2 Likes |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Nobody: 10:41pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Go_n_Die: Are you just coming to planet earth for the first time?meaning?? Ehen, pls GO and DIE. 1 Like |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Caseless: 10:46pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
imsu.boi:ur siggy de kill me.... i love naija ! pls change it...... 1 Like |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Nobody: 10:46pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
nyere84: meaning??Bia Chinyere, take time o |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by nnamdizen(m): 10:52pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
TribalEAST: you are hungry? |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Nobody: 11:38pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Go_n_Die: Bia Chinyere, take time oOk, sorry sir. But,ur moniker got my attention for the first tym on nl. I will follow you sharply sharply. |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Alleinad(f): 11:52pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
imsu.boi:why settle for good when you can get best? its natural human instinct. And yes, women are easy to please. (ask playboys). 2 Likes |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by imsuboi(m): 1:20am On Dec 09, 2013 |
caseless: ur siggy de kill me.... |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by inosend: 10:05pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
GBAM! No woman no cry. Of a truth, when God created the world He rested. When He created man, He rested. But when God created woman, neither God nor man had rested. 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by OSHIOMOLE: 10:06pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
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Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by PHILINDUKWE: 10:07pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Hy room pls how can post new topic here pls help |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by adewaleafolabi(m): 10:09pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
@OP Are u a learner ? |
Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Nobody: 10:09pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Nairaland Ladies are too impossible to please 1 Like |
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