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Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by hemartins(m): 4:59pm On Dec 13, 2013
hahahahaha.
Not funny.
Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by Etumgbe(m): 5:00pm On Dec 13, 2013
This Op should be banned for reminding us of tonto dike's song

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Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by redcliff: 5:01pm On Dec 13, 2013

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Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by Nobody: 5:01pm On Dec 13, 2013
*deletes all Tonto's song in my phone*... U no go knw who wil stay beside
u the day u go dy play am

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Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by Nobody: 5:02pm On Dec 13, 2013
Andyblaze: WHO CARES

ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE ARE NIGERIAN GUYS STILL DOING THIS? - https://www.nairaland.com/1554328/nigerian-boyfriends-still-dey-thing


Guy how far, u nor dey tire for all dis rubbish "who cares...blah blha",,,,, Abeg carry this thread take go sew ur boxers

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Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by tshakes(m): 5:02pm On Dec 13, 2013
pictures or it didnt happen......bruises in d brain fracture on d eyes....
lol

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Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by Naam22(f): 5:03pm On Dec 13, 2013
Omo na die
Chimerase: He played jeje And dey beat Him to coma? undecided
If he cm play HI nko?
Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by nestaAK(m): 5:03pm On Dec 13, 2013
grin
Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by Sike(m): 5:04pm On Dec 13, 2013
Chai! Tonto don suffer.
Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by Raphjeezy(m): 5:04pm On Dec 13, 2013
[size=20pt]Fall from 21 storey building
[/size] cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by tkaymuo(m): 5:04pm On Dec 13, 2013
music aint feeling dis tonto dike chic! maybe she should try Gospel...
The Lord is merciful and will accept her

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Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by Dantedasz(m): 5:05pm On Dec 13, 2013
It was 5am, the deejay was probably trying to get them to leave the club.
He should have played "its ova" instead.

Nice joke!

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Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by Vincent41(m): 5:07pm On Dec 13, 2013
DankemzI:

how is it hate? Music is not her calling.... She should concentrate on Nollywood.


dont mind dat stupid and good for Notin TONTO..she wants to try everytin on earth as if she has all the talent in world...Fk here like 500 times
Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by braxjay(m): 5:11pm On Dec 13, 2013
chei na wa o.

funny enough i have never heard her song in a club. tonto no let ur singing spoil ur movie career o
Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by mazizitonene(m): 5:13pm On Dec 13, 2013
**walks into thread**
MOD remove tonto dike from top of FP

#na bottle next

U get luck!...still stones him bottle
Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by Nobody: 5:13pm On Dec 13, 2013
Now this is funny gringringrin


Meanwhile. . . If you are not on this thread then you must be missing out BIG time!

www.nairaland.com/1554419/nairaland-think-sing


Everybody is there! cheesy

#TeamGOM
Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by calabaman(m): 5:17pm On Dec 13, 2013
Lol

They should arrest Tonto Dinke or wateva her name is instead of those drunk guys

Don't u guys think so?

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Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by Nobody: 5:18pm On Dec 13, 2013
Seriously I can't stop laughing but ain't. Funny at all .TONTO!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by Nobody: 5:20pm On Dec 13, 2013
Khalessi: When you see me drive by,don't be shy to say HI HI HI grin grin.

Hiyi hiyi hiyi cheesy
Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by Sowhizy(f): 5:21pm On Dec 13, 2013
Buhahahahahaa ouch! My head z achin undecided
Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by DICKtator: 5:25pm On Dec 13, 2013
Khalessi: When you see me drive by,don't be shy to say HI HI HI grin grin.


cry cry cry cry


grin grin grin grin
Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by Megatone(m): 5:27pm On Dec 13, 2013
Kemzie victor: Click like if dem soppose beat dat DJ wella grin


It shows the proper naija mentality and st.upid people like urself are busy clickin like and tomorrow they say mandela is their role model. Does that still give the guy the ryt to beat him? Youths of these days shows how disastrous this nation is gona be in the future. If he dint like the song, he cud have chilled for the next song or left for another club or go home to sleep. The guy should be arrested because he has no value for human life. Its time we stood against oppresion which is the norm in naija of today

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Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by PMPhoenix(m): 5:27pm On Dec 13, 2013
when will weNigerians get civilised? u beat a 41 year old man up cus of wrong mixes? cmon. dts just stupid, if you dont like the deejay, blame d organisers, not him, or better yet, take your girl nd bugger off

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Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by Chidaniels: 5:28pm On Dec 13, 2013
That sounds very funny but on a more serious note it's very unacceptable. How could you attack a DJ just because he was playing the song you didnt like? All those drunk should be arrested!

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Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by otbliz(m): 5:32pm On Dec 13, 2013
Serves him right
Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by Nobody: 5:36pm On Dec 13, 2013
LWKMD HERE OH...... cheesy
Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by Superstar007(m): 5:44pm On Dec 13, 2013
lwkmd. . This really got me cracked up
Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by Nobody: 5:48pm On Dec 13, 2013
Dis is so funny, hmm, DJ pelle oh
Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by omajali2003(m): 5:50pm On Dec 13, 2013
undecidedNow here is one reason why I hate night club- full of drunks and lunatics. But why is Tonto, my dear sister so unlucky?
Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by Niseamaka(m): 5:51pm On Dec 13, 2013
DankemzI:

how is it hate? Music is not her calling.... She should concentrate on Nollywood.

So you support beating someone for playing music you do not like?. Must you like every song?. Nomatter how horrible a song might sound to you, there are people who definitely like the song. We are degenerating into a very intolerant society by attacking people for playing songs we dislike. As per your assertion that music is not Tonto's calling, pls we all should feel free to make an incursion into any field of endeavour regardless of the prospect of failure.
Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by Polio: 5:52pm On Dec 13, 2013
grin grin grin grin

Poor DJ, you messed up!
Re: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by xtervaganza(m): 5:52pm On Dec 13, 2013
Abu Mikey:

I love this joke grin

Bruise to the Brain ni , fractures to the eye ko cheesy

see u. The eye socket can get fractured, even black spot in d eye can get fractured too. It happens to boxers a lot where de permanently see a floating object until corrected by surgery


Bruise to d brain is possible too and it happens a lot . remember they said he was in an induced coma? Meaning they did not beat him to coma, the doctors put him in coma to save his life

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