I had 2 recent incidents that got me thinking that , there's no way i can remember all the girls I have slept with

FIRST INCIDENT

I was at a bank at palmgroove Lagos to make cash deposits, while lookin for a pen to fill the teller ,i spotted this fine chic with a bad asş also filling her teller,so I walked up to her and said " hi, can I borrow ur pen when u are done" she said ok, without even looking up.
wen she was done, she handed me the pen and kept staring at me....next thing she said is " i know u" (for my mind,i was like..this is too easy, i must capitalize on this)
She repeated again " I think I knw u" I asked her from where? She replied that she cant remember....she then asked me "do u have a friend called funso?" I said yes
She then said. "we met at funso's party, i am grace u remember? "

Next thing my mind jus flashed back to the girl I fùcķed inside an uncompleted building next to funso's house on his bbirthday , worse thing is i didn't even remember her name.

I looked at her and asked are u the girl that i.....?
i didn't even finish asking my question before she answered " yes yes!"

I looked at her again and was like " so I don fučk this fine babe before"...we exchanged numbers again,but she told me she's engaged now...but deep inside me,i know say na story..." cos once u have been there before,u will always get easy access to enter again "



SECOND INCIDENT

I was at ikeja walking towards the garage to board a bus, there was this girl walking ahead of me ,but she kept looking back..i didn't think much of it cos firstly " na road we dey" and secondly "she no get yansh" ..

So i kept on walking , saw my bus and boarded while waiting for it to be full. next thing this same girl came to me again , tapped me and asked me " are u Joseph? "

I looked at her with disgust, and replied " no am not Joseph " she looked at me again and asked " do u schl at LASU?" i said yea

She then exclaimed " u are Joseph joor ! dnt u remember me? the hairdresser near ur hostel "
Na so i remember o! This stùpid girl wey i dey use anytime conji hold me

I had given her a fake name then to avoid this kind of embarrassment, now nemesis don catch me, everybody in the bus was now staring at us.."I felt like disappearing " this fling happened since 200L and now I don graduate yet this mumu still recognizes me

She jus kept talkin about the times we shared together and how i had forgotten her...I jus gave her short replies so this agonizing discussion go end,

I ddnt knw she was gona board my bus too, wen she sat close to me...i knw say e don be for me...."that was the longest bus ride of my life "

Wen I finally alighted. I made a vow neva to do serekode( smallie) runz again

So i jus thought how many more girls out there i might have had a fling wit without even recognizing them

Third Incident

Hmmm ..Joseph! I remember you too naaa. Been looking for you abeg inbox me. Hmmm so we plenty? You told me I was your first, last and only one <sob> <sob>

Foolish OP: keep sleeping with ghosts around town!! Ok?

i dnt knw how possible the hair dresser's case will be wen u said u alwys used her. Its impossible to forget her face so keep lying!

Besides, wen does fuckin around bcomes something u expect a medal for?

What a useless thread!

SLIDE waxie: Foolish OP: keep sleeping with ghosts around town!! Ok?

i dnt knw how possible the hair dresser's case will be wen u said u alwys used her. Its impossible to forget her face so keep lying!

Besides, wen does fuckin around bcomes something u expect a medal for?

What a useless thread!

Guy why u dey take am personal , even if i straff ghost , hw does it affect ur irregular meals ..no be by force to comment..go and hang if e dey pain u

bigtt76: Third Incident

Hmmm ..Joseph! I remember you too naaa. Been looking for you abeg inbox me. Hmmm so we plenty? You told me I was your first, last and only one <sob> <sob>

See implication

^^^^^so you keep physical notes wen u sleep with a memba of the same sex abi

I guess u didnt attend church today

Pain: I guess u didnt attend church today

no service today na ,i attend redeem and my pastor don go camp

born_to_be_gr8t: no service today na ,i attend redeem and my pastor don go camp

church don close be that abi? idle mind is a devil workshop, that is why u get time to come post ur urgly story. oko ashewo

Seriously OP, your retentive memory is too poor, why wont anyone remember the girls he phucked? Even king solomon sef go rememba hin babes. . .BTW, i don't bliv ur stories.

Not posible..most tyms u rememba them by dia area name

And u remember all this on a Sunday ?
SMH

As the HOLY boy make I be, Na just 1 girl I don f<ck

There is an app to keep track of the number of girls you have had it off with. Wobbish keep shooting your viable offsprings away. Small time you will know what I mean. Happy fvckinSpree

You need to be hanged by ur alternating balls

Strauskhan1: You need to be hanged by ur alternating balls

like say u no worst pass me

I cannot categorically tell u?!?

Just wait...I dey come!

born_to_be_gr8t:
Guy why u dey take am personal , even if i straff ghost , hw does it affect ur irregular meals ..no be by force to comment..go and hang if e dey pain u

'irregular meals?' Dude check ma pix mehn...i'm fresh to the marrow!!!

Besides, no be by 3 square meals o, na by balanced nutrition!

We all knw all ur 3 meals per day na garri, bread and puff puff.....

God punish u! U ghost fucker!

SLIDE waxie: Foolish OP: keep sleeping with ghosts around town!! Ok?

i dnt knw how possible the hair dresser's case will be wen u said u alwys used her. Its impossible to forget her face so keep lying!

Besides, wen does fuckin around bcomes something u expect a medal for?

What a useless thread!

You just had to mention ghost!!!!!

@OP..... Yes it's very possible... Well, unless you're dede "casanova" How can you forget a girl you F*CKED!!?? And that hairdresser you F*CKED anytime you were "Kojied-up"; how can you say you didn't remember her?....that's weird... I can NEVER forget a girl that helps me decimate KONJINUS every time......shooooo!

sandijey:

You just had to mention ghost!!!!!

Are you scared of Ghosts?

190: on a serious note, how can a guy remember 200 girls and their faces if hes slept with all over em

trust me this OP might be saying the truth

Unless it's just a one-night stand shaaa..... but he should have remembered that hairdresser naah "THE-KONJI-TERMINATOR"

I used to have my "KONJI-TERMINATOR" but she's now married.....

Its possible.
I met one one time and I didnt recognize her.
It was after I left I tried to remember.

Beside my house for wall wey I dey always give am that time.

All this our girls, dem don do bad bad things but dem fit form ehn.
Most of them, guys don slap them here and there.
For road, bush, staircase, school class etc.

Its possible nt to remember one nite stand scenario,bt d OP's hair dresser story is very untrue.I find it hard to believe...abi u be "Joseph d dreamer"?