[b]Guys, you don't av to abandon those innocent looking babes in eatery because u can't afford their bills it's a bad thing you don't av to leave them to bcome cleaners in eatery.....that's heartless!!!


(*) Below is the step to take to avoid exorbitant bills......just chill and read....it's working...truss me





Ayam an attractive boy, I mean man, very attractive one at that .Girls you better believe this!! if u don't know b4, u beta know now!!! *back to topic* Before ASUU strike, while I was in school I was chilling with like 4 babes when one mumu brought the stewpid idea of taking them to eatery!!! I was like ===> (imagine??). But I pretended and I acted as though I am a big boy ! So before we went ahead, I told them to obey the rules I'm about to set or get out!!!


First of all,,
I told them I was given pocket money so are they! I just decided to show off mine because...............im a boy so therefore, I told em' to watch what they order for!!

Guys, Tell them the amount of money you've got on you so they won't go bizzare in eatery !

I told those girls ayam having only N500 on me and that they should watch their orders! I told them dat I've calculated all we would spend and I told them I must collect N60 change . So they asked me what's the formation! I said the formation is 50-60. They asked me to explain.






Just watchout for my xplanation!











I said '50' there means they must order for plate of rice worth N50 each. They said that's N200. I said ''good, you're learning'' . I said ''60'' there means they should order for drinks worth N60 each. I then faced one ode that likes taking viju milk amongst them! I said this to her, ''you will do IT in eatery for the rest of ur life if you dare order for viju milk, you hear me so?? she nodded and said yes!!!



I told them I'll be outside that they should flash me when they are done eating....... Did I try??


It's as simple as that guys...... Try it and see!!!!!!!![/b] #wazzar

Broke ass nigger, why can't you be like Mr cork the Rich poor pLaYa from Peckham that drives a rickety Metallic Black 1980 Range Rover jalopy and hangs out with fair skinned bleached skinned ladies ? Honestly I giv up

If you dont have the money, forget about dating

You're just wasting my time here, MOD! Close this door!

Nonsense!!!!.. No offence tho

SQURA: If you dont have the money, forget about dating

Oro gidi
If you don't have money, you aren't entitled to an erection

Lol
U've a good point jare, op!

I will stop as soon as ladies stop asking 4 food wey pass 1k

SQURA: If you dont have the money, forget about dating

Liability babe.

lomomike: Broke ass nigger, why can't you be like Mr cork the Rich poor pLaYa from Peckham that drives a rickety Metallic Black 1980 Range Rover jalopy and hangs out with fair skinned bleached skinned ladies ? Honestly I giv up

Broke nigga!

Funny dude. Buh which eatery dey sell 50naira rice. Abi nah roadside joint

Op...I feel you jare...dem go dey order like say na dia papa put d money for my pocket...tell them in plain words...if you aint happy with my offer...SCRAM!!!



Buh wait oh wich kind eatery b dat self 50naira rice...lmao

@ op, samankwe 4 u

Lmao this nigga is damn crazy.

Damn nigga u broke.500 naira 4 for 3 girls.Wel,its knda girls u into.Lemme nt judge

dry

SQURA: If you dont have the money, forget about dating

its true dating is entirely about money and pleasing the other partner financially true love or honesty is irrelevant, op listen to this lady, she,s quite right.

SQURA: If you dont have the money, forget about dating

He didn't say dating.
Besides, me think it's wise you spell out your limits to whoever, if he or she scales it, then he/she shud clean it up.

A Nig top exec was to discuss with a briton who gestured they shud talk over lunch. The nigerian followed, hoping the other man will foot the bill since it was his idea.
But after eating/talking, the oyibo only paid for his meal. The nigerian was so embarrassed. He was lucky and rescued by other nigerians there cos he had no money on him, and he couldn't say a thing to his "host".
Twas funny to other guys but not the victim.

ruffhandu:

He didn't say dating.
Besides, me think it's wise you spell out your limits to whoever, if he or she scales it, then he/she shud clean it up.

A Nig top exec was to discuss with a briton who gestured they shud talk over lunch. The nigerian followed, hoping the other man will foot the bill since it was his idea.
But after eating/talking, the oyibo only paid for his meal. The nigerian was so embarrassed. He was lucky and rescued by other nigerians there cos he had no money on him, and he couldn't say a thing to his "host".
Twas funny to other guys but not the victim.

you get sense

OP you are my hero lmfao chai!

mayapop: Broke nigga!

Have you ever taken a guy to a resturant in your life time?
Parasite!

pc guru:
its true dating is entirely about money and pleasing the other partner financially true love or honesty is irrelevant, op listen to this lady, she,s quite right.

So,it has to be one side thing abi,some of these parasites making a serious noise here can nt even affort 150k food for a guy,they live on guys like parasits and host claiming big girls on campus.
They are more broke than guys.,rubish!

mayapop: Broke nigga!

How much do you worth,the phone u are using right now you don't knw how much.
On nairaland,everybdy is rich.

Toktee: So,it has to be one side thing abi,some of these parasites making a serious noise here can nt even affort 150k food for a guy,they live on guys like parasits and host claiming big girls on campus.
They are more broke than guys.,rubish!

oh lawd

Toktee: So,it has to be one side thing abi,some of these parasites making a serious noise here can nt even affort 150k food for a guy,they live on guys like parasits and host claiming big girls on campus.
They are more broke than guys.,rubish!

why buy u food for 150K when I can take u to the bush to pick wild fruits and eat them whilst sitting under okoro tree

Na you get time for eatery.

Come to our house let's eat cassava flakes aka Garri.

Mondisweets: why buy u food for 150K when I can take u to the bush to pick wild fruits and eat them whilst sitting under okoro tree

hahahahahaha

Mondisweets: why buy u food for 150K when I can take u to the bush to pick wild fruits and eat them whilst sitting under okoro tree

Buahahahahahaha.... You are my dream gurl.. Very considerate...