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10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by zube01(m): 4:34pm On Dec 18, 2013
1. Notice how heavy she is breathing.
Orgasms are very intense, so it is nearly
impossible for women to maintain their
regular breathing patterns. If you are trying
to figure out how to know if she’s faking it,
keep in mind that natural breathing usually
indicates that she hasn’t had an orgasm.
2. Pay attention to how many orgasms she
has. Although multiple orgasms are possible,
they aren’t all that likely. If you’re trying
to learn how to know if she’s faking it,
notice whether or not she has multiple
orgasms every time and if so, know that it’s
probably not real.
3. See how long it takes her to function
regularly. This can be one of the easiest
ways to learn how to know if she’s faking it.
An orgasm can really drain a woman’s
energy. If she gets out of bed and goes back
to her daily life only moments later, she’s
probably faking.
4. Take note of how long her orgasm lasts.
Since orgasms only last for a few seconds,
she shouldn’t claim that hers last for minutes
at a time. If you are trying to determine
how to know if she’s faking it, remember
that the length of her orgasm can tell a lot.
5. Consider whether she seems to be acting.
If it feels like you’re having sex with a porn
star, there’s a good chance she’s not being
genuine. Unless she knows you love her to be
loud when you have sex, this can be one of
the easiest ways to know if she’s faking it.
6. Notice if you feel any contractions. If you
really are wondering how to know if she’s
faking it, this is important to keep in mind.
Any time a woman orgasms, you will feel her
vagina contracting, even if it’s not very
strong.
7. Pay attention to her body temperature.
One of the easiest ways how to know if she’s
faking it is to see if she feels really warm
afterwards. Also be sure to notice if her
cheeks have a red, flushed appearance.
8. Sudden perspiration
Hot, sweaty sex? Yes, please. Breaking out
in a sweat means her body is at a high level
of tension and her muscles are working
overtime — her breathing, heart rate and
blood pressure are all up. So, once you both
collapse into a sweaty heap afterward, you’ll
know she’s been pleased.
9. Red lips
This means both sets: Her mouth lips will go a
little redder (lips swell and redden upon
arousal), as will her vaginal lips. While you
are penetrating one set of lips, try to feel
the swelling in the other set of lips that
you’re kissing. Be careful though: Kissing
will also increase the redness of her lips, so
be gentle with pecks so that you can get an
accurate reading of her response level.
10. Dilated pupils
Dilated pupils are another surefire sign that
your girl is reaching her peak. This might be
hard to tell in the dark, but if the lights are
on, all you have to do is ask her to look into
your eyes as she climaxes. Chances are she’ll
be more than willing to oblige to that
romantic request. Just make sure to make
note of what her pupils looked like at the
beginning of your romp so you can compare
their difference in size at the end.....mods abeg if this isn't in the right section pls help me post it to where it belongs thanks

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Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by dlamaluka(m): 4:51pm On Dec 18, 2013
Mschww.
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by sweettease(f): 5:47pm On Dec 18, 2013
dlama_luka: Mschww.
No be him cause am oo grin
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by oluwaisaac(m): 6:48pm On Dec 18, 2013
how do u kno.....u must be a professional!
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by Xsenga(f): 7:04pm On Dec 18, 2013
undecided
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by Nobody: 7:56pm On Dec 18, 2013
Na wao...everythn nowadays abt sex has now been I
n theory..as if life don turn arithemtic
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by Nobody: 8:05pm On Dec 18, 2013
I don't care about deir orgasm angry,I only shook till am satisfied,if she no like am na her own wahala grin

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Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by IAMBREEZY: 8:41pm On Dec 18, 2013
Who gives a fucck?
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by mencade6: 8:55pm On Dec 18, 2013
idowuogbo come climb bed jor, i be dey suspect say you sef dey fake oga smith since.

*oya open leg make i enter*
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by Waspy(m): 9:07pm On Dec 18, 2013
The name tho......i don't like the spambot-derived name. its blasphamic
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by Waspy(m): 9:07pm On Dec 18, 2013
The name tho......i don't like the spambot-derived name. its blasphamic angry
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by Popowaa: 9:40pm On Dec 18, 2013
Nw we can fake it well without been caughtwinkwink

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Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by Nobody: 10:04pm On Dec 18, 2013
Popowaa: Nw we can fake it well without been caughtwinkwink
4 ur mind grin
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by Matildachinyere(f): 10:07pm On Dec 18, 2013
stale news :
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by dechandel(f): 10:09pm On Dec 18, 2013
It all boils down to sex.. una no dey tire??
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by AGgal(f): 10:18pm On Dec 18, 2013
Pretenders! After reading and taking note they will form I don't care.

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Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by ebunohac(m): 10:30pm On Dec 18, 2013
osinachukwu: I don't care about deir orgasm angry,I only shook till am satisfied,if she no like am na her own wahala grin
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by skyscraperTM(m): 11:01pm On Dec 18, 2013
just in case...
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by Nobody: 4:41am On Dec 19, 2013
noted
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by Agrika: 10:07am On Dec 19, 2013
I just dey laff
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by Nobody: 10:33am On Dec 19, 2013
Hmm
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by NnamdiN: 2:06pm On Dec 19, 2013
In summary, she can't fake it if the nigggger is experienced grin
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by samilo88(m): 6:50pm On Dec 19, 2013
Who cares?? So far am not faking mine..
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by laivwire(m): 11:17pm On Dec 19, 2013
samilo88: Who cares?? So far am not faking mine..
Abi oh, if she fakes it, shes on her own
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by Dyt(f): 11:21pm On Dec 19, 2013
Lmao
U guys aint that smart
Hehehheheeh
All these u typed up there no reach at all
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by seangy4konji: 12:11am On Dec 20, 2013
it nor concern me if she fake am...I no go cash out from that.if u like fake,if u like enjoy the poro...Once i don cum..se go be.
Re: 10 Ways To Tell That She Is Faking It [øřğāşm] by Icudkill: 1:04am On Dec 20, 2013
Ill be back

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