immortalvoices: any question foxy dr?

Foxy_Flow: I was just thinking about the number of people that needs help here on Nairaland. You see them browsing through different sections looking for those with similar needs to theirs so they would be able to learn from the advice meted out to that person. All that has come to an end. Open up to me and you will be surprised how close you are to the answer.

As a man who had seen many things, I have decided to offer my invaluable skills free. You can ask me questions concerning the matters of the heart, mind and even spirituality. Humour is my watchword. I will give you the answers you so desire.

Ask FOXYDRAMUS Now!!!

Corky Joe:


..Mr Doctor...our question is :.. why are Nairaland babes refusing to supply punny ....like helpin the brothers?..
...whats the logic? They so rude and stobborn!!...why?

Foxy_Flow:

If you know how to play your card well, I tell you, you will get them in abundance. Now the problem with some Nairaland dudes is, they kiss and tell. I have seen cases where the moderators had to step in quickly in order for the matter to be curtailed.

Another thing, them sisters like talented brothers and those that can make their day. Are you one of them?

If you are, I speak into your life this day, punnnies shall find their ways into your life..... Halla amen!!!


Foxydramus

Corky Joe:

...…which card?? ..bro these babes make u waster precious energy on toastin….but guess wot…ordinary punnny, they wunt release… Even to throw kiss..its wahala!!!

Kingademos: kip d ball rolling

Foxy_Flow:

I just told you all you need to know....

Corky Joe:

….bro no oofeincece but why are u answering my question wit a question? r u disable??

Foxy_Flow:

If you know how to play your card well, I tell you, you will get them in abundance. Now the problem with some Nairaland dudes is, they kiss and tell. I have seen cases where the moderators had to step in quickly in order for the matter to be curtailed.

Another thing, them sisters like talented brothers and those that can make their day. Are you one of them?

If you are, I speak into your life this day, punnnies shall find their ways into your life..... Halla amen!!!


Foxydramus

miss stella: you are among the nairaland guys dat kiss and tell

Kingademos: there z dis babe dat I kinda love nd she told me she loves me too bt she can't date me. please m confused

Foxy_Flow:


Dear Kingademos,

Let her go. When a girl tells you she wants you as a friend, sees you as a brother and likes you a lot but cannot date you, it means she doesn't have anything for you. If you hang around, you are but wasting your time. Take the next available keke to the babe that has been staring at you for a long time.

Foxydramus

Foxy_Flow:

I am not disabled neither did I answer your question with a question.

Thanks

Foxy_Flow:


Dear Kingademos,

Let her go. When a girl tells you she wants you as a friend, sees you as a brother and likes you a lot but cannot date you, it means she doesn't have anything for you. If you hang around, you are but wasting your time. Take the next available keke to the babe that has been staring at you for a long time.

Foxydramus

Corky Joe:


...ok then...wots the quickest way to get punny on Nairaland without spendin 1 kobo?...those babes are Gold diggars!

It is simple... Be cool

Foxy_Flow:

It is simple... Be cool

Corky Joe:


...which coool??.. wait until u r 100 years old?

veave: okay,
i'm 25 but look 16, currently doing my masters in a reputable nigerian university. problem is...
children tend to ask me out. i intentionally dress expensively so they know i'm not their mate. i dont dress like a kid either.
i noticed guys bellow 22 always ask me out. w@ do i do to catch the eye of 30 and above. imagine my neighbour askin if i was upto 20...

veave: i dont have friends because i'm a bit on the quiet side, they tend to overshadow me and people will be asking my agemate is this ur youngersister? e still dey pain me fa... and the older guys that manage to come around do it with the intention of 'decieving this small geh'. but wen they see i cant be pushed, theey runaway...

Foxy_Flow:

Dressing expensively sometimes doesn't do the trick, instead it points you as one who is flirty. Sorry to say...

To catch the eyes of them 30 years old dudes, you need to learn how to go to places where you find them. Have friends your mate that actually looks your age and stroll around with them. And uhm, learn to be on the quiet side. It makes you mysterious and guys likes getting to know them silent sisters.

Now that you have announced it, I believe 190 will be on your case.

Goodluck...

Foxydramus