hmmmmmmm..i lov dis guy.... +winks*

guy mopol wey shoot una car tire no wait collect statement, or even arrest the culprit?


you are still tryin sha, step it up

U gt mouth o..kp up d gud work jare..thumbs up...no kip us waitn o,update fast

cannonnier: guy mopol wey shoot una car tire no wait collect statement, or even arrest the culprit?


you are still tryin sha, step it up

Modified already...

how did u knw wat ur dad was thinking o @callmefemi

CallMeFemi:


Modified already...

good.

waiting for the next;d episode.

hollajay: how did u knw wat ur dad was thinking o @callmefemi

Na fiction na...

Nd advanced psychology

would be updating late today... Christmas is so tedious ... pls bear with us

CallMeFemi: would be updating late today... Christmas is so tedious ... pls bear with us

guy where u dey stay for ikotun?

Following

hero10: guy where u dey stay for ikotun?

Guy aw fr?

Shey you wan bottle me ni?

Ah dey abogunloko...we fit ballership tugeda one of these days...abi wah do u fink?

Abeg una no go ves...

Ur boy don high like madt...

Christmas trips..

Na ontop mountain I use type this shii o!! Abeg una no go ves...

I fee stee write if I no crash...

Buh no ves abeg!!

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As I turn on the TV... Channels were having their six o'clock news... I wanted to change the station... Suddenly the news came up...
ASUU CALLS OF STRIKE!! Followed by visuals presentations of Egbon Fagge...it was confirmed!!

I was boiling with joy, atleast I'll be away from these boys...'but what of daddy na? Aw would he manage those boys?'...the angel on the right appears nd said --'dnt worry, I'll keep him safe'.
Well that was reassuring.. Still dancing azonskeletigi... My dad walked in...suprised to see me that happy. He knew something was up... 'Hey boy..why the akward dancing?' He asked..
Still dancing I pointed to the TV...

Seeing the new update.. He jumped up, pumping his fist in midair and joined me in my akward dancing...I was dancing cos I was gonna be free from trouble once more or so I thought... And he was dancing cos he won't have to bail me everyother time(the money wey hin don pay on ma head for police station go don reach buy camry pencil o...d man dey try)...
'This calls for celebration'; He reached our mini bar in the sittingroom and handed me a brand new bottle of Paul walker(shey na Paul walker abi John walker..highness don carry my reasoning go sha :/ ..d man strict bt he bin too like liquor..like father like son .. )...and one for himself too... We drank up till we started playing tinko-tinko out of highness and then we slept off...well till mom came to wake us up to our respective rooms...
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3days later...

'Sam!! Sam!!'...Mummy shook me till I was awake..
'Oya come to the palour your dad wanna see you'... She ordered..
'wish kin yawa b dis la... Una know say I dey go ogbomoso today nd I'll need all the strength I can get why una wan use your maheeda spoil my Kim K na'...I lamented.

I dragged myself to the sitting room..
'Sam have ur seat...My dad instructed.
Then he started bombarding me with all species of advices from 'don't carry gehs o!' To 'Read ur books'...he went on and on for almost an hour...Mom was already snooring ...while I struggled to keep my eyes open... When he observed the latest development he started rounding up... 'women are dangerous, toto dey short life span o... 'Don't keep bad friends o'...he advised. I was busy laughing in my mind... 'make I no keep bad friends..na me gan gan be bad friend'...He prayed for me to and we left...
I was happy to be leaving ikotun, but mhen I really loved my hood, the fun, the gurls, the kush (no kush in lag sweet reach ikt kush), the trips...and eerthang...
Was also worried bout my dad if those boys won't come after him but he reassured me that he'll be fine , he planned for the family to move out to for awhile till everything dies down..well that sounded cool to me... Dad settled me ...
And I left for school with.............
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At school..

I was waiting for Nonso my rummate to dressup..
(well Nonso's ma rummate, bestfriend, rap partner, and partner in crime, we've been together since JS2, can you beat that)...
'Mumu you wan bath all the black comot your skin nii?'
'Guy!! Better free me!!'...he answered from the bathroom
Well there's no use, I know him he baths like a fish..unlike me that uses a custard pail, to bath and poo. in a record time of 2mins.
I was getting impatient...
I looked into the mirror once again... I knew I was gon' kill em in class today... I had this Pink , really beautiful tshirt on, my 6gram gold around ma neck, golden wrist watch.., neatly ironed black vicker pants, sweet nd slick chinose shoe, I have a great body shape and face to match...
So I was sure of bringing home a trophy (babe)...

'Guy I'm done...let's ballout' ...Nonso said
I was feeling myself so much that I persuaded nonso to trek. I had to kill em all (actually na broke I bin broke, no ask me aw I spend money cos me sef no know)... We were enjoying the attention we got twas so coool, Nonso headed for his department while I for mine..

I got to class late, sneaked in..we were having a general course GNS209 and was even chatting a prey (babe) up... When someone tapped me from behind... I turned around to see the last person I expected to see here, in my class behind me.
'Why trouble dey always branch my street na?'...I asked myself...
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Goodnight...

Please I wanna know what you think of this story...
I need honest opinions...abeg ... Thnz

Gudnyt once more..

*make I kiss Mary Jame small ...I dey come

MY POEM--- DEAR CUPID

Dear Cupid,
It Seems you've been on exile from the streets
No homies anymore, everybody backstabbing
Goat eating Goats, Goats eating chicken
Everybody running home
But they've forgotten that houses are still on the street.

Dear Cupid,
Nigerian women are emotional bulldozers,
Crushing any heart that comes their way.
No wonder more youths wanna turn gay.
Why let your heart break, when it can be safe in a bank.
And you walk around heartless;
So women shouldn't complain saying we are heartless.

Dear Cupid,
It seems all your Focus now is on the family,
Ofcourse blood it thicker than water,
But its obvious that's where you reside now.
I'm sure this poem is the inspiration of Brymo's track 'Down'.
The simplicity of a complex world is the family.
Cos out there everyone's wierd looking like everyday's Halloween.

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'Hey Hello'...she said, waving!!
I couldn't read my emotions... Was it fear, hatred, anger, lust (dem no born cupid well to shoot me arrow ), or surprise...eerthang came at the sametime...
Seeing I was carried away by here beauty AGAIN!! She smiled, breathed in and...
'Sam I'm sorry for what my brother did to you, I really am'...he pleaded with puppy eyes..
(there's no way under heaven that I wasn't gonna fall for that)...
'he's in the mopol's custody now' she said almost crying...I felt sorry for her and happy for myself.
'Its okay... Its in the past now...let's face the future'...
She hugged me tight... Feeling the bosoms, sending understandable signals to my brains..

Well for the record.. I school in lautech, 200L accounting...we chatted a little and I collected her number, promissing to call her after class.

'HEY YOU!! What did I say last?' Mrs okoso our Gns lecturer inquired..
'Ermm..Errr...You said that...Errr'...I said looking confused..
'Guy she talk say Synonyms are words that are...' Sodiq my levelmate tipped me whispering..
'Synonums are words that are used instead of a noun'...I shouted confidently thinking I killed it without letting Sodiq finish.
The whole class erupted with laughter of all genres... I heard myself and new my P6 brain failed me this time (I'm not a dull student..my G.P reach send Mtn-Mtn SMS na )
The S.Us shook their head with disappointment, while the regular peeps v got their head aching from over laughing..
'GET OUT Of MY CLASS, YOU RET'ARDE'D SON OF A SHOEMAKER!!'... Mrs okoso barked
I didn't careless..cos to me Its always a thing of joy to be sent out of the class. So I bounced out with pride and joy..

Headed home to the shrine (boozing center)... Got wasted...and slept till evening..woke up to about 26 missed calls... I picked ur my phone confused..
'who under heaven am I this important to that'll give me 26missed calls'.....
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Boxing day update!!

Na wa o !! No comments @all...

This is nt encouraging...



Shey I no go stop dis story like this...
Nd d story has nt even started yet!!

(

*sighs

CallMeFemi:

Guy aw fr?

Shey you wan bottle me ni?

Ah dey abogunloko...we fit ballership tugeda one of these days...abi wah do u fink?

how i wish bro... na school i wan go do new year.... we fit hook up later

hero10: how i wish bro... na school i wan go do new year.... we fit hook up later

Me sef go launchout b4 3rd of Jan.

CallMeFemi: Na wa o !! No comments @all...

This is nt encouraging...



Shey I no go stop dis story like this...
Nd d story has nt even started yet!!

(

*sighs

Ride on,,,i dey ur syde..
No vex,,as evrrybofy don get hangover,,xcrpt me,,,buh will join dem soonest


Vodka tinz

CallMeFemi: Na wa o !! No comments @all...

This is nt encouraging...



Shey I no go stop dis story like this...
Nd d story has nt even started yet!!

(

*sighs

bro dont feel discouraged there are many ghost readers reading ur write up. more ink to your pen....

CallMeFemi: Na wa o !! No comments @all...

This is nt encouraging...



Shey I no go stop dis story like this...
Nd d story has nt even started yet!!

(

*sighs

bro dont feel discouraged there are many ghost readers reading ur write up. more ink to your pen....

CallMeFemi:

Me sef go launchout b4 3rd of Jan.

. omo lautech. i rep uniosun (okuku campus). i stay at liasu road at ikotun

CallMeFemi:

Me sef go launchout b4 3rd of Jan.

. omo lautech. i rep uniosun (okuku campus). i stay at liasu road ikotun

Oya oo. I don comment. *my drop in d ocean* pls give us more.

Pls continue. We are following with utmost attention

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Who's this giving me missed calls like say its free... Picked up my blackberry torch to discover who the person was... Was so suprised to see the caller... Eniola.. Well it wasn't only eniola... My dad, and junior one call each...

Wondering why she called, I call back...
A tiny sweet voice answered from the other end..
'Hello Sam'...she answered
'Hey hello baby'...I answered.
'I'm sorry for hwat happened this morning'
'what happened this morning?'....I asked confused
'I'm sorry bout your dismissal Frm the class this morning'...'you know I caused it, if we weren't talking you would have been listening'..
'wait!! Na true o!! Y dis girl dey always put me in problem' ..I thought.
We talked for a while and she agreed to come over in about an hour time.
She was almost an hour late... And I thought she was posting me..well I cared less.
I was outside dragging my joint (blawing ma kus'h)
Suddenly my phone rang. I looked at the screen..it was eniola..
'Hey bby I'm in the front of your hostel'...she said.
I headed outta my shrine...to see the most beautiful living thing under heaven... Muna would be jealous if she sets eyes on this young woman.

She wore a sky-blue gown.. .her figure was full and thick, she's the definition of being sexy.. Her bosoms were full, her hips weren't lying... She's mercy Johnson...well with a far prettier face.

I welcomed her, we embraced...we headed for my room... I was proud of my property (atleast I had plans of aquiring that land ) all em code'ine boys were sitting in our veranda,
'Eeeh SAM baba!!, Psalmurai boss mi!! Filled the air...
I was feeling myself so much, I missed my step and fell... ( I wasn't ashamed, I was in the midst of my guys, and eniola was used to seeing my fuckup).. She helped me up...nd I dashed into my room leaving her behind (I didn't know why I did that)
Woah!! Nice place you've got here...she commented.
'yeah! Yeah! Tell me something I don't know,
She giggled..
My room was painted sky blue, I've got a 21 inches LED TV, an airconditioner and a bed as tall as aki
'so what can I offer you' I asked...
'I want bread and ewedu'...she joked..
I brought her a wine for her..

We talked for a while and it was getting late..almost 8PM ...then I knew she was gonna spend the night..we cuddled till we fell asleep..
Then Bros D showed up (tha demon) on my left shoulder ''see fresh babe for your front dulling boy...if you like no do anything...I go make sure say you turn gay fool!!'' The angel showed up ''Sam don't do it, if you do it!!! If you do it...!!, you won't see what you are looking for''...Bros D my trusted advisor always puts me in trouble...
Woh make I follow angel for once...

I slept , we cuddled till morning but bros JT wanted more, (that guy is no dey respect himself sometimes) ..we were sleeping peacefully until someone started banging my room's door!!
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I need ur feedback on this update...

Pls continue oh. I day feel u. Nice update. I love ur slangs

Guy....Whr dem dey call shrine 4 lautech?

Femo baba ! ...wonderful story u have here..ur head dey there ! ...u go Still update 2nite??

Fm baba I dey feel this story die.Make we jam for paradise bar tomorrow na abi no form for me o abi wetin u fill. If I no fit pay u for nw for d storey wey I dey enjoy ,drinks go ginger yur storey more. U go sit on top burj khalifa I promise u

@Collizo4sky thanks... The strEet flows in my veins..

@davidsonical ...places plenty where boys dey get wasted... For our hostel we dey call our own place shrine!!

@funlover ...you no go ves for me nii...ah don over chop yester nyt... The eBa strong die lol!!
Nd NEPA... Made sure my BB dried up!!

@demsid.... coooool... I no knw aw we go do am o... Cos m always really-really busy as from 7PM!! Drop ur # I go contact u!!

@ghostreaders... I dey always c you!! But why una too like #GhostMode na?? Well I appreciate you ghostmoding my thread...( SAY NO TO GHOSTMODE ) <--- that's the movement bby...

nice write up, am neither a writer or love writing.................. but i like dis man