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Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by niyitogun(m): 9:40pm On Dec 28, 2013
You might be having sleep apnea. Go seek medical attention.
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by LadyH(f): 9:40pm On Dec 28, 2013
onufidel: ooh. Harriet na u. Sowi . I nor know
dis 1 u r goin all pidgin english on me.. Weird.
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by snowflex: 9:43pm On Dec 28, 2013
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Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Onliie(m): 9:44pm On Dec 28, 2013
kekakuz: guys i dont mean to sound shabby or silly or sound like one of those churchy guys who attribute anything innovative to the demon but something strange happened to me.

i got tired after doing some house cleaning so i decided to relax a little and watch a movie on my phone.

i could not watch the movie no matter how hard i try.the film played but i just could not put my self together to watch. .not long after i slept off.
-i had a dream i was in a car with my brother. the car looks so cool because u can use a screen to see instead of a the normal windscreen and you can use your phone to drive it

suddenly i felt this darkness allover.the phone became brighter and you could see tru the phone. same with my bros phone.

i suddenly feel the phone could see me more than i can see it.-i see the sreen get bigger and the phone emiting a dagerous gaseous substance that was chocking me. i tried to breath but could not so i forcefully stood up and tore tru the darkness but still could not breath.at this moment i was consious but not totally awake.- i could not breath in reality and i saw my phone infront of me.

i tried so hard and i felt like i was dieing

i started to pray in spirit as i could not lift myself.just then i felt a lid lifted from my nose so i could breath.i sprung back to life and tried to breath but my nose was solidly blocked.- i had to open my mouth till i found mentol.

i 'knew i was delivered because my nose was totally blocked yet i was able to breath a little enough to bring me back to life.
am not here to spoil anyones market but i fing this event disturbing and revealing.

God bless u all as u take note and become more vigilant. merry xmax people.
Looks like you just experienced sleep paralysis. Check it out
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Nobody: 10:00pm On Dec 28, 2013
kekakuz: guys i dont mean to sound shabby or silly or sound like one of those churchy guys who attribute anything innovative to the demon but something strange happened to me.

i got tired after doing some house cleaning so i decided to relax a little and watch a movie on my phone.

i could not watch the movie no matter how hard i try.the film played but i just could not put my self together to watch. .not long after i slept off.
-i had a dream i was in a car with my brother. the car looks so cool because u can use a screen to see instead of a the normal windscreen and you can use your phone to drive it

suddenly i felt this darkness allover.the phone became brighter and you could see tru the phone. same with my bros phone.

i suddenly feel the phone could see me more than i can see it.-i see the sreen get bigger and the phone emiting a dagerous gaseous substance that was chocking me. i tried to breath but could not so i forcefully stood up and tore tru the darkness but still could not breath.at this moment i was consious but not totally awake.- i could not breath in reality and i saw my phone infront of me.

i tried so hard and i felt like i was dieing

i started to pray in spirit as i could not lift myself.just then i felt a lid lifted from my nose so i could breath.i sprung back to life and tried to breath but my nose was solidly blocked.- i had to open my mouth till i found mentol.

i 'knew i was delivered because my nose was totally blocked yet i was able to breath a little enough to bring me back to life.
am not here to spoil anyones market but i fing this event disturbing and revealing.

God bless u all as u take note and become more vigilant. merry xmax people.
and when was the last time you treated malaria
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by hustla(m): 10:08pm On Dec 28, 2013
End time tinz
op you sure say you chop before you sleep? undecided
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by lolaxavier(m): 10:09pm On Dec 28, 2013
Sick and mentally unstable...rubbish...
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Ladiva49(f): 10:11pm On Dec 28, 2013
Ehmmm,y do i have dis feeling that a time would come when evn our bra,pant,singlet and boxer would become demonic?
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by gnykelly(m): 10:17pm On Dec 28, 2013
@OP try google what we called HYPNIK JERk
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Nobody: 10:18pm On Dec 28, 2013
Ladiva49: Ehmmm,y do i have dis feeling that a time would come when evn our bra,pant,singlet and boxer would become demonic?
your bra and pant and not OURS. grin
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by shark2last(m): 10:22pm On Dec 28, 2013
@OP, did u eat semo with some weed before you slept? cos your dream is very senseless. Why dont u relate the dream to your pastor?


Orisirisi! undecided
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by yomi007k(m): 10:31pm On Dec 28, 2013
papaejima1: Bros, Oxygen deprivation to the brain can cause your brain to malfunction.
Recall your nose was blocked! So your brain was no longer receiving enough oxygen and thus began to act weird. Hallucinatory chemicals are released in the brain as a result of this... and it is not uncommon for people to report seemingly impossible things happening to them in this condition.

This is almost like what happens to people who are heavily anesthetized e.g women undergoing CS, most report flying and driving vehicles, bright lights and even seeing long lost folks......(hope your own no reach so grin grin grin)
Meanwhile, go hospital and ascertain the root cause of your blocked nose. Therein lies your solution.

But if all else fails>>> Rush to Synagogue!! shocked shocked shocked

This is the most logical answer so far.
I guess OP had this occuring becos he did heavy house cleaning(stress, inhalation of cleaning chemicals or dust etc) may cause nose blockade as a result of allergic reaction. Nose blockade reduces blood oxygen concentration.
Then forcing himself to watch d movie from further increased his stress level.
Thereby increasing concentration of hallucinatory chemicals in the brain.

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Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by tellwisdom: 10:43pm On Dec 28, 2013
Elantracey: If u re being sincere ah tink d problem is not wit ur fone but wit u,maybe u re just too addicted to it n it has become a god to u n dat dream might be a warnin,so ah will say take heed n pay less attention to ur fone

And what the fcck is "Ah" instead of "I".?? ... Reason una dey fail exams hopelessly angry
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Nobody: 10:55pm On Dec 28, 2013

@OP
You had a bad dream, we agree buh blaming Yo smartphone Sounds Dumb..

Dreams are Just series of Thoughts going through one's subconscious during certain stages of sleep.. Its an illusioned-reality where the dreamer creates a world of his own and fills it with his subconscious.. Even the state of the Mind before sleep can steer the course of a Dream..

Africans always interpret dreams as Spiritual especially when something bad occurs in that dream..

Yo situation(Nose-blocked) et al after the dream might be as a result of your physical/mental state before the sleep..
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by collins123(m): 11:00pm On Dec 28, 2013
OP is either delusional or just experienced Sleep Paralysis
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Nobody: 11:19pm On Dec 28, 2013
emmyskies: They have eyes but they cannot see, they have ears but do not hear, they receive warnings but doubt and do not heed to it.
@OP
Thanks for the update. The wise will be more carefull. Dont mind what people tell you. Thanks a lot. Give your life to Christ and you have absolutely nothing to worry about (Luke 10:19) GOD bless you
What do u think you are talking This young man need INTERDENOMINATIONAL DELIVERANCE.
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Nobody: 11:27pm On Dec 28, 2013
There is probably blue film on that phone
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by vicksbaba(m): 11:34pm On Dec 28, 2013
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Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by joakhem: 11:40pm On Dec 28, 2013
Ah swear this guy has malaria, u need medical help for real...
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Revolva(m): 11:54pm On Dec 28, 2013
OP u must be high on mixing horse shit n SK..together with messhango... grin grin foolish
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Pptyconcession: 11:56pm On Dec 28, 2013
in every lie there are element of truth. Think of It, how does an adriod logo dicipate? I mean judge it, what's the diagram of an android
na my own be that. Think of it.....
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by chy22(m): 11:57pm On Dec 28, 2013
Hmmmmm, my view is your dream is a clear innovation. If only you could look at it from a different perspective and ask your self what if I can invent I a car that can be controlled totally by a smart phone, what if I can invent a complex computer logarithm that can make a smart phone even more smarter to do extraordinary things. What if your dream is a way of your brain telling you that you are destined to do great things in technology.

My personal experience: I had a very weird dream about genetics and mutations when I was much younger, that is when I developed passion for genetics and today I am doing my phd research in epigenetic activities involved in human development and regeneration. Truth be told I have not made any break through yet lol. But someday! You never know lol.

Just saying think differently

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Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by herquleez(m): 12:05am On Dec 29, 2013
Pathetic!
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Simba757(m): 12:06am On Dec 29, 2013
Mugu, u have choked ur phone with porn and succubus visits in return and u r here crying.
Thank ur stars 'she' didn't nyash u to death. grin
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Peterpan1(m): 12:17am On Dec 29, 2013
Sorry to say, maybe your smart phone is demonic, but I can assure you that mine has been a blessing to me.
Good night
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Vock(m): 12:32am On Dec 29, 2013
so u are telling me that the tecno phantom I struggle buy dey demonic Park well abeg
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Alex4zee(m): 12:51am On Dec 29, 2013
God av Messi. SMH.
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by lordspanzy: 1:05am On Dec 29, 2013
You arE Suffering from Addiction... Cos My Htc was dedicated at the altar like a new born baby. Lolx... Check your grandmother
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Pain(m): 4:02am On Dec 29, 2013
A smart phone wont make you smarter if you are a dumb mole.
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Nobody: 4:49am On Dec 29, 2013
I've seen it all on NL cheesy
Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by aytuns(m): 7:24am On Dec 29, 2013
A live case that too much occult movier are not healthy for you..smh

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