kekakuz: guys i dont mean to sound shabby or silly or sound like one of those churchy guys who attribute anything innovative to the demon but something strange happened to me.

i got tired after doing some house cleaning so i decided to relax a little and watch a movie on my phone.

i could not watch the movie no matter how hard i try.the film played but i just could not put my self together to watch. .not long after i slept off.
-i had a dream i was in a car with my brother. the car looks so cool because u can use a screen to see instead of a the normal windscreen and you can use your phone to drive it

suddenly i felt this darkness allover.the phone became brighter and you could see tru the phone. same with my bros phone.

i suddenly feel the phone could see me more than i can see it.-i see the sreen get bigger and the phone emiting a dagerous gaseous substance that was chocking me. i tried to breath but could not so i forcefully stood up and tore tru the darkness but still could not breath.at this moment i was consious but not totally awake.- i could not breath in reality and i saw my phone infront of me.

i tried so hard and i felt like i was dieing

i started to pray in spirit as i could not lift myself.just then i felt a lid lifted from my nose so i could breath.i sprung back to life and tried to breath but my nose was solidly blocked.- i had to open my mouth till i found mentol.

i 'knew i was delivered because my nose was totally blocked yet i was able to breath a little enough to bring me back to life.
am not here to spoil anyones market but i fing this event disturbing and revealing.

God bless u all as u take note and become more vigilant. merry xmax people.

Where you come from? You eat hot eba finish, try to watch video but your brain no gree work, then sleep catch you. You begin get eba and malaria dream, you then wake up come de embarass yourself for nairaland.

Bible say, "For a dream cometh through the multitude of business; and a fool's voice is known by multitude of words." Ecl 5:3
No be me talk am o.

So what should we do?

Talk na free.

OP,
The problem is not the phone BUT what you have put on it.
The type videos, games, music and images which you downloaded and you are addicted to. Those things can actually form your dream partern.

Am sure you know them.....

Take care.

Guy ntin do smart fone, na winsh de press u

t can be tru,, anytin is posible..... Na end tym we de so... All des fancy phones na agents.... Ah de use one though....bliv me

mtscheeew

laff wan kill me here o. Mr op, dont dream out loud next time. You really need to take tablet. Ha ha

Abeg wetn concern us wit ur "demonic xperience" op I knw devil is tryn to use u so dat our smartfones wil be rendered useless I rebuk u.........

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Stop disgracing yourself and family, Oga poster. You only suffered from SLEEP PARALYSIS! Google the word with your smartphone. Who's next?

Smash ur fone na..

Smart phone may be demonic to you, but it really saved my career two days ago.

I applied late for a professional course and unknown to me, the deadline for submission of online application form falls on that same day. At about 10:pm that day, I realized that I needed a passport photograph with white background to complete my application before the portal will close by 12 midnight.

I just took a white bed sheet, spread it across the door, begged somebody to take a portrait picture of me, cropped it and I have the required passport to complete my application.....

@OP what would I have done without a smartphone at that awkward moment.....there are two sides to a coin

Take UR phone to your pastor so that they can cast out the demon away from it. But i'm very sure you are still using the so called "demonic smart phone"

Concerning you bleeding or nose block. na hammatan period we dey now. that is justifiable with the weather condition now.

Apart from the above. i believe UR words that the same experience continue after you woke up. it does happen. but the problem is that you misunderstood everything and accusing your phone of being demonic, which i believe you are still using till this moment.

Firstly, there's nothin wrong with UR phone but with UR thoughts. next time you have such experience, look for someone spiritual in the church to discuss such matters. he or she will lighten you with knowledge and what to do

Durrh*in jennifers voice* isn't it obvious. all smartphones made by blackberry,android and worst of all apple.or let me say 'most' not only phones but also social networks. When people will accept terms and conditions without reading. I mean. Come on,its like signing a contract without reading what is there . Their aim is to spy on people for example in siri (apple's voice command system) they have to right to record your voice/command,send it to their database and store it. Yeah,its true...that's why you need internet for it to work. And in facebook they have the right to access all files on your computer even the ones with passwords. So all your 'secets' and files can be accessed and stored by them. SO....BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!! They are watching us

Am very sure its hunger, i've been tru it. Pls eat b4 u sleep

Pls Son alwayz remember to take ur malaria drugs and make sure it is ACT.

Like seriously ? !
We know you didn't mean to sound silly 'n' shabby,but you did !
Since it wasn't intentional,we forgive you

smoking before coming on NL must b prohibited

guy i knw yur problems just send me 400# recharge card fr startment, lol ...... Guy no mind me d simple fact is that yu take much of yur tym operating phone that was y yu dreamd of it :Pguy i knw yur problems just send me 400# recharge card fr startment, lol ...... Guy no mind me d simple fact is that yu take much of yur tym operating phone that was y yu dreamd of it

Enegod: this should be moved to joke section

I agree with u a hundred percent

Uhm... this strange but there should be need for more testimonies to establish the truth.As Knowledge increases who knows difficult tasks the phone will do tomorrow. Just try to buy the original as the ones I am selling.

The op forgot to take his meds and the rest is history.

I choke on my potato i say it's demonic, i lose control of my car i say it's demonic, i sprain my foot in my brand new shoes i say they're of the devil. Cigarettes cause cancer, they too are demonic...
Dude, give the devil a break. I too believe you might be having sleep apnea and it's not caused by the devil any more than epilepsy isn't caused by evil forces, (I hope you know that) as earlier believed.

Thank God u are alive what u've just witnessed is called demonic oppression, man u have a glory be prayerful. These words should be enough for you if u are wise.

thank God say na 3310 i kuku ma dey use.

Good !

So what happened to the demonised phone, did you immerse it in holy water, or did you do something more fun with it like smashing it to smtherines with a sledge hammer?

Na too much play dey cus nonsense...