mr.drizzy:
bros thats hw life is!.anyway na konji cause all dese things

experimentist: bro, sorry, shei some screws loose for ya head ni?

IAMBREEZY: you don take your drugs today?

jocelyn71: Wat type of gal do u want?

experimentist: I no dey do drugs, say no to drugs

U be bad friend o

Blue Scholar: Another weewee smoker

IAMBREEZY:

experimentist: If to say jaybee send dis ting go front page by now I go don get babe.... Wetin I do NL I dunno

sweetestguy: no u wudnt stil hav gotten a babe, na there e for bad pass sef, maybe u for don even buy ur suicide rope

experimentist: why u talk so? Na fp all d babes dey na. Na u go buy ur suicide rope

experimentist: If to say jaybee send dis ting go front page by now I go don get babe.... Wetin I do NL I dunno

IAMBREEZY: LOL guy don't pray for frontpage o because if you do u go just self destruct no say me know warn u

experimentist: Even as I opened a thread ----»https://www.nairaland.com/1573809/please-need-girlfriend-true-lover begging all of you yet not even one PM from any female this is pure wickedness! What have I done to you guys to warrant this kind of treatment? Abi na me kill Mandela (RIP baba)? Ok, na because I tell una say I dey smoke abi? I don stop am since na (e no easy oh) I even send PMs to some chics only for them to ignore my msg, what a wicked world

If my request is not considered I will just hang myself or go hug high powered transformer wey dey my area (thank God say light no dey-dey) if I no die na to go lie down for brt lane be dat oh if dat one no work na atlantic ocean or third mainland bridge sure pass be dat..

Mod pls save a soul and move dis to the frontpage (happy new year mod)

Harbosede02: Op,don't tell me u are still alive

experimentist: how?

Abegie, na FP sure pass jor!

tintingz: Seun tell you say he be gay?? Na so you shout seun for topic

IAMBREEZY: well me get Ak 47 if you need i'll give you without hesitating...

agrovick: Op! How u want am? which instruments u need make I help u provide am make u die quick comot for road

darkgoddes: My sincere advice for the OP. U may have been a smoker or done loads of bad things in d past, but then as long as u have changed ur ways genuinely, then I see no reason why u can't get a good girl of ur choice. I strongly believe that everyone is entittled to be happy in life. No one should tell another person to go and die. It's unfair. Some people might just feel so worthless when u tell them that and actually go and kill themselves. People should encourage one another as much as possible. Offer them sincere advices. Don't push them to the edge further.
To u experimentist, u are coming across as being desperate. Take a chill pill ok. U will find the right girl but pls don't make it look like it is a do or die affair. It seems u just want any girl on Nairaland but which girl will want someone that is after every girl. Truth is this...even ur chances of getting a good girl on Nairaland is slim considering that they already read about how u went to prison, smoke etc. I just want u to take things easy. Work on making urself a better person first, stay happy, focused and be positive but not desperate. U will get there ok.
Goodluck.

Sarah a: Hahaha, so you don carry your market reach this level? Pele, more grace to your kolo. Lol.