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10 Reasons Why She Isn't A Wife Material... Watch Out Before Its Too Late. by TeetoEsq(m): 10:13pm On Jan 06, 2014
she isn't a wife material if she falls victim of any of the following.
1) ...if she always request to spend weekends at your place.
2) ...if she always demand for recharge card/ data subscription.
3) ...if she answer calls without your permission or describing who calls her while in your presence.
4) ...if she argues on any platform with you, your sibling or your friends.
5) ...if she can't buy or do "a thing" without your money.
6) ...if you noticed her phone is always in silence whenever she is in your presence.
7) ...if she orders/parades your younger sibling on carrying out some domestic chores.
cool ...if she preferred fried yam, indomie, egg, pepper-soup rice, ice-screams etc sold/prepared outside to the assorted food stuffs in your kitchen.
9) ...if she knows all the names of Nollyhood actors/actresses home and abroad.
10) ...if she fingers her phone with rapt attention even in your presence...
Hope you don't need a prophet to tell you she isn't yours. Let her go... She is not the mother of your unborn kids if she exhibited any of the above......
Re: 10 Reasons Why She Isn't A Wife Material... Watch Out Before Its Too Late. by Justeenaleo(f): 10:24pm On Jan 06, 2014
She isn't a wife material if she is not up to six yards
She isn't a wife material if her colour washes off at first contact with water
She isn't a wife material,if she tears easily
She isn't a wife material if she was bought at oshodi market

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Re: 10 Reasons Why She Isn't A Wife Material... Watch Out Before Its Too Late. by 190theclown: 10:26pm On Jan 06, 2014
if she refuses to produce the punny - fleee angry
Re: 10 Reasons Why She Isn't A Wife Material... Watch Out Before Its Too Late. by Nobody: 11:44pm On Jan 06, 2014
Somany jesters in nairaland, romance section of funny dudes and babes. smiley

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