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Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by cbase: 11:04am On Sep 12, 2008
Show me sad
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 11:05am On Sep 12, 2008
see intruder in the land. . release the watchdogs.

bring out the bows n arrows. . the spears

chase dose crazy bald head outtA the land!
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 11:47am On Sep 12, 2008
iron lady. thats one of your qualities i cant ignore.

pursue them and the minister of imigration could become yours
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 11:50am On Sep 12, 2008
why should I blame u?

Take ur kingdom with u while u burn defensless. angry
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by tufe(m): 11:58am On Sep 12, 2008
see yawa oh
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 12:00pm On Sep 12, 2008
str8 from my heart angry
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by clemcykul(f): 12:06pm On Sep 12, 2008
dat ur broken hrt shocked
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 12:08pm On Sep 12, 2008
u don't get it do ya?

I'm letting out the negatives that could possibly break the heart if they are left in there.
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 12:23pm On Sep 12, 2008
No one should talk anyhow to lysaa.
i said i am considering taking up 'KING DAVID'

Which as u all know will give me the right to marry many wives.
lysaa could still return
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 12:26pm On Sep 12, 2008
ur application shall be considered tongue
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by dani1luv: 12:27pm On Sep 12, 2008
amen!!!!!!!
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by tufe(m): 12:32pm On Sep 12, 2008
KAI !!!

so sam, u don dey join me and ituen? u wan dey take more than one wife now. hope say u ready for the repercursions sha
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Jeovy(m): 12:33pm On Sep 12, 2008
wake up! wake up !! make una wake up !!!.na wetin lysaa & Sam  
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 12:35pm On Sep 12, 2008
not yet dude, I'M STILL CONSIDERING HIS APPLICATION.
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 12:37pm On Sep 12, 2008
lysaa, u dont have to answer to any body .
remember u were the first lady before u disobeyed a direct order
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Jeovy(m): 12:40pm On Sep 12, 2008
I rest my case
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by dani1luv: 12:42pm On Sep 12, 2008
_| Arise!!!__

COURT!!!
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 12:45pm On Sep 12, 2008
what direct order did i disobey?
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 12:48pm On Sep 12, 2008
i am not answerable to you
i am the king
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by clemcykul(f): 12:51pm On Sep 12, 2008
in ur nitemares my boi
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by MrInfo1(m): 12:52pm On Sep 12, 2008
Gbam!
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 12:54pm On Sep 12, 2008
na who be all these orchestra bois wen dey hit gbam gbam about?
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 12:57pm On Sep 12, 2008
na, enemies of the king.
i believe u know how to deal with them
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by cbase: 12:59pm On Sep 12, 2008
Gbam! on ur head Sam
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 1:00pm On Sep 12, 2008
hahaha i laugh at that hit.

one hit recorded tongue
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by MrInfo1(m): 1:04pm On Sep 12, 2008
Double Gbam! Gbam!
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 1:06pm On Sep 12, 2008
double dutch hit!

whia is our recording manager? tufe or studo . .whia u at? grin
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by dani1luv: 1:07pm On Sep 12, 2008
Gbam!!! Gbam!!! Gbam!!! Gbam!!! Gbam!!! Gbam!!!

na me
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 1:09pm On Sep 12, 2008
6 hit at a goal

wow, interesting. . all on the king's head lol
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by ohilebo(m): 1:17pm On Sep 12, 2008
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, a house that is divide against it self undecided

there is a need to take over power since there is serious wahala in the kingdom tongue so all the Warriors come to camp nowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by tufe(m): 1:21pm On Sep 12, 2008
come clem, come to think of it, who made sam king. hope say this no be self acclaimed status sha
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by MrInfo1(m): 1:26pm On Sep 12, 2008
Cus she's moi

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