@ SAM, wrong live the Kwing

Igweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

hey ademiller, its not a crime and it has not been implemented yet.
its still under consideration.
no cause for alarm

yeah ademiller, no cause for control, everything is under alarm!

Lysaa E don tey wey I dey watch you oo. E be like sey you get that throne at heart and e go good make you bring your head and waist come down make I inculcate some gboju gboju enter so that U fit sabi work well. We go relate spiritually later.

Watever Sam, just dont come cryin when ur Ex takes over ur government, dont say i said so.

And here's is the queen (wife of our king (SAM) CHIOYA)

hahahaha

i hereby re - present my humble application b thye king and queen


NAME -----------------Oyaletor, Xzibit, Tommy, etc

SEX ------------------i don't know this one, my teacher did not teach me

AGE --------------------20moons 2suns 5stars 15candles

AMBITION ----------------to play under NFA (NO FUTURE AMBITION)

DO YOU LIKE BRIBERY --------------GOD FORBID BAD THING, I ONLY DO GOOD BUSINESS (CALL IT WHAT EVER You WANT)

DO YOU LIKE JOKES -----------------NO WAY, I JOKE NO LIKE AT ALL - I LOVE JOKES

ARE YOU STUPID -------------------ANSWER THIS YOURSELF

DO YOU LIKE HENNESSY --------------- HABA__of course na

DO YOU LIKE WOMEN/ MEN --------------I LIKE MEN AND I LLLOOOOOOOOVVEEE WOMEN FINE CHICKS

DO YOU SUPPORT MY GOVT. -------------I DO SOLEMLY SWEAR TO BE A GOOD KING AFTER THE DEATH OF SAMMILA -- OF COURSE I SUPPORT You WITH ALL MY LIFE

oyaletor, u know i am the iminent bodyguard here, i will not hesitate to throw u out of here if the king rejects ur application again. lets watch and see.

mykali.
this govt does not tolerate insolence.

SAM, u dey hear indiscipline now

watever]


long live the king and his successor

WTF are u saying?

who dash who king?

How childish CHEI! This aint some stage drama. Time to face reality people.

comes in with a tank full of water,pours one bucket each on every one except Sam,empties the remaining on him.

WAKE UP DREAMERS

*burns down thread*

This is what happens when a kingdom is divided against itself. 

King sammydavidmilla is doubled, how can his kingsdom be stable?

U deny a principled lolo like me of her rightful seat. .how do u expect peace to reign?

I need not tell u that I was born for this purpose. . read again,

. .for in the volume of the book, it is written of me o king sam milla. . to uphold peace in the land.

A positive tigress. . born and fashioned to tear down oppositions from the enemies within and outside the camp.

Oh King! this is so pejorative. A public show of societal dysfxn. A rendevzous of little itty bitty tiny winy truth. . such misnomer's not been heard of in ages.

I have a dream. . I have a dream. .  I have a dream. . if only u would let this dream come thru. .

LLTK!

clemcykul:

*burns down thread*

water water waterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Sam, if we had retired to the bedroom since all dese would neva have happened. U no dey kuku hear word.


Dream Fire Ex Queen Lysaa, i wont let u have my husbands throne. Sam get ur butt into dis bedroom at once we need 2 start makin babies (male heirs) ya kingdom is at hand, opps i mean STAKE.

who be that wey dey create treason for here?
who say make una create new kingdom?
i will cut off bilateral trades with una oooo,kuvuki reigns

not in here baby.

go back to ur kuvuki knigdom in peace now

get lost sauce

he's already lost

e be like una no like una immunity again

welcome sauce
i missed you plenty

my Sandwich is not dat tasty, I need a SAUCE, any idea where i can get one?

@ cbase
ya internet papa. . . . . no picture of old man 4 ya village abi?

@ clembabe
i miss u too sef.infact,missed call no miss u pass me
how u dey na

cbase:

my Sandwich is not that tasty, I need a SAUCE, any idea where i can get one?

Check the nearest toilet to you