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| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 1:27pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
the polls made me king. you dumb redhead even voted for me because you were owing me. now u have paid me and started asking dumb questions. |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 1:30pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
so much palava only few hours out of the circle  |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by dani1luv: 1:31pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
yawa wan gaas  |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Nobody: 4:59pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
I'm from the EFCC, and this is an invitation Letter to you King Sam Milla, to appear in our office in 3 working days time, or we would be so glad to come and give you a ride ourselves, And your Majesty you know what that means, You wouldn't want that ride i assure you, your majesty! *hands the letter to Sam milla (the self-professed King)* |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Scopium: 6:17pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt] NAME ----------------------------------------------------- Opium SEX --------------------------------------------------------- Two duffle bags and a baseball bat AGE --------------------------------------------------------- None AMBITION ---------------------------------------------- Ambiguously Ambitious DO YOU LIKE BRIBERY ------------------------- It depends on who is receiving DO YOU LIKE JOKES ---------------------------- If they are jokes ARE YOU STUPID ---------------------------------- Who on nairaland isn't? DO YOU LIKE HENNESSY --------------------- Is Hennessy a fat woman? DO YOU LIKE WOMEN/ MEN --------------- 100% Women only DO YOU SUPPORT MY GOVT. -------------- I've not seen your government [/size] |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by mykali(m): 6:37pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
this kingdom nor dey impress me at all. why is there confusion in da land   |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by tufe(m): 6:58pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
shatap dia |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by MrInfo1(m): 7:06pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
Obey before complain |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by tufe(m): 7:37pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
exactly |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 8:13pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
emmeno: The council of chiefs has voted to disband efcc. meanwhile all former members are to report to tufe , the chief of general staff. fairlure to do so will result in shoot at sight. no journey of any kind. |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by tufe(m): 8:28pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
@ALL hope u have heard? and plz i must say b4 hand that i do not condone non sense |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 1:26am On Sep 13, 2008 |
I guess after all the GBAMING's being dashed on the 'so called' king, he should be flat as a pancake and not to wake up anymore ?  |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 1:43am On Sep 13, 2008 |
idiot, because i did not count you among my wives. you are ugly and thats not my fault. lick your wounds |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 4:00am On Sep 13, 2008 |
CHEI! I have more class than to be your conccubine retard. See your head ohhh. . . . . . I hear they say your koko be fermented after having 159 wives.  |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Jeovy(m): 4:35am On Sep 13, 2008 |
Now,that is funny  |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 6:49am On Sep 13, 2008 |
The concubine or the fermented koko? |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 7:51am On Sep 13, 2008 |
women r known to be aggressive towards what they cant have, theory proved! |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 7:52am On Sep 13, 2008 |
Hmmmm! I dont see no proof on that buddy! You fit be olodo |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 7:56am On Sep 13, 2008 |
ok |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by tufe(m): 9:25am On Sep 13, 2008 |
sam, i agree wid u 100% |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 9:32am On Sep 13, 2008 |
danke dir tufe |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by tufe(m): 9:41am On Sep 13, 2008 |
that 1 pass my power ohhhh |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by cbase: 10:48am On Sep 13, 2008 |
chai! |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 10:50am On Sep 13, 2008 |
that is konigs lingua.(kings language) known only to d kings. SOLOMON DAVID HEZEKIAH SAM MILLA ETC |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by tufe(m): 12:18pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
Chineke |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 3:12pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
looser |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by mykali(m): 3:45pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
looseress.  |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Jeovy(m): 4:55pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
this guys dream is almost turning into a nightmare |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by tufe(m): 5:29pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
seconded |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by cbase: 10:17pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
thirded |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by tufe(m): 12:11am On Sep 14, 2008 |
fourthed  |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 1:41am On Sep 14, 2008 |
ENEMIES OF PROGRESS, DAVID, SOLOMON, THOSE ARE NAMES YU GUYZ SAW ON PAGES OF BOOKS BUT SAM MILLA IS COMMUNICATING WITH U GUYZ LIVE, GIVE HIM SOME RESPECT. IS DIS A CASE OF 'PROPHET DOESNT HAVE RESPECT FROM HIS PEOPLE ?' |
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