Ruby_Pearl:

Mama, ema binu. epkele.
se e fe kin bayin mu plastic eyin yin wa ni

Omo kekere ni e. Awa ti kpari gbogbo oshi yen.
LADIES like myself don't stoop to your level to diss ages.  

j-girl:

Omo kekere ni e. Awa ti kpari gbogbo oshi yen.
LADIES like myself don't stoop to your level to diss ages.

diss ages?
I dare not!
I know I'd soon grow old
I respect you na, haba!
I just hope I wnt be at the nursing homes

My mom keeps telling me, don't you dare put me in a nursing home. lmao

what makes u thing i cant speak igbo, i usually reserve it for the gods but i can offer sweet nonsense in pidgin

Ruby_Pearl:

hmmm, lol
The new and improved indeed.
You can barely speak Igbo I need some sweet nonsense Igbo in my ears

Ruby_Pearl:

diss ages?
I dare not!
I know I'D soon grow old
I respect you na, haba!
I just hope I wnt be at the nursing homes

My mom keeps telling me, don't you dare put me in a nursing home. lmao

You'll enter the nursing home before me.  

j-girl:

You'll enter the nursing home before me.

Am I your elder?

na2day?:

what makes u thing i can't speak igbo, i usually reserve it for the gods but i can offer sweet nonsense in pidgin

the gods?
In pidgin? sorry, I no sabi pidgin. I no know wetin pidgin stand for. Me, I wan hear Igbo

@j-girl
Sorry for the break in transmission i was too busy watching ma Cowboys kick ass
Ti e ba ri okunrinn gidi e ni da mo oro eyin obinrin ti sun mi

@Ruby_Pearl
You are not looking hard enough lol

the gods say make i speak igbo to u, oya give me ur fone number  

yup, we sure kicked alot of ass in this game

A-40:

@j-girl
Sorry for the break in transmission i was too busy watching ma Cowboys kick ass
Ti e ba ri okunrinn gidi e ni da mo oro eyin obinrin ti sun mi

A-40:

@j-girl
Sorry for the break in transmission i was too busy watching ma Cowboys kick ass
Ti e ba ri okunrinn gidi e ni da mo oro eyin obinrin ti sun mi

It's fine.
Cowboys? Ooooooh! They won?
I'm still mourning for my babies. Too depressed to watch any other team

Ah ahn! mo da okunrin gidi mo. O kan je pe awon okunrin ti mo ti ri ni biyi won gbadun. Iwo yato ni?

A-40:

@Ruby_Pearl
You are not looking hard enough lol

I spotted one, but he's acting. . . .ugh. . . .all impossible.
Mr. Impossible
I'm not looking, easy or hard enough, they just step in my view.

na2day?:

the gods say make i speak igbo to u, oya give me ur phone number

Oya, J-girl, wetin be your number, again?

Ruby_Pearl:

Oya, J-girl, wetin be your number, again?

It's 414-555-0293

@ ruby

y u dey form? oya email me make we yan 4 private decyberworld@yahoo.com  

j-girl:

It's 414-555-0293

na ur papa number bi dat?

na2day?:

na ur papa number bi that?

Na ruby number bi that o!

na 2 day?

j-girl:

Na ruby number bi that o!

na2day?:

na 2 day?

rotflmao

j-girl:

Na ruby number bi that o!

what if that was actually an active number?

na2day?:

@ ruby

y u dey form? oya email me make we yan 4 private decyberworld@yahoo.com

your email looks scary.
you dey live in the cyber world?
Oya, lemme ask my husband if I can email you. He'll get back with ya

Ruby_Pearl:

what if that was actually an active number?

Don't you watch movies?
All numbers with 555 are fake jare.
Try calling them. If it has 555 after area code, it's fake. That's why they use 555 numbers in movies. 

@ ruby

tell ur hubby say someone don take u from him

j-girl:

Don't you watch movies?
All numbers with 555 are fake jare.
Try calling them. If it has 555 after area code, it's fake. That's why they use 555 numbers in movies.

LOL! I'll even call that number for the fun of it

*we're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed, please check the number and try again"
I mostly watch Yoruba films

na2day?:

@ ruby

tell ur hubby say someone don take u from him

You wan compete?
Am on your side

Ruby_Pearl:

*we're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed, please check the number and try again"

Told ya so!

Hmm. . . .i smell looooooooooooove in the air. You have done it again ruby. . . congrats.

na2day?:

@ ruby

tell ur hubby say someone don take u from him

@na2day
Lol the game was much easier than i expected Marion Barber was everywhere

@j-girl
I could have sworn those numbers where fake
Eyin ti Reggie Bush shey fine boy la me je ni abi ke win ball games
Mo ya to now ahh ahh o ye ke recognize a good guy when you see one _{pardon my english mix my yoruba is rusty}

@Ruby_Pearl
Lol whoever that is i dont envy him hehehe

A-40:

@Ruby_Pearl
Lol whoever that is i don't envy him hehehe

I hope not

@J-girl
Done what? We're having a friendly conversation.

@a-40

yea, he did good, so did austin.

@ j-girl

love my ass

@ ruby

ur hubby fine reach like this?  

A-40:

@j-girl
I could have sworn those numbers where fake
Eyin ti Reggie Bush shey fine boy la me je ni abi ke win ball games
Mo ya to now ahh ahh o ye ke recognize a good guy when you see one   _{pardon my english mix my yoruba is rusty}

Yeah, they were always fake.
My yoruba is rustier. I blame the system jare!
Good guys ehn? E sofun wa awon okunrin daada towa lori NL. Mo fe mo won.

@ ruby and na2day, whatever!
It's all denial.

na2day?:

love my ass

oya, make we see that ass

na2day?:

ruby

ur hubby fine reach like this?

Very fine.
Too fine for a naija man.
you wan compete? even with obama's face, you no go win

j-girl:

Yeah, they were always fake.
My yoruba is rustier. I blame the system jare!
Good guys ehn? E sofun wa awon okunrin daada towa lori NL. Mo fe mo won.
l

there are good ones o.
They're just quiet, unlike the loud nonsensical ones in thousands.
Very brilliant, got manners, respectful, funny, etc. They're just in 10s

@ ruby

see ur mouth, na lie u dey lie, which guy fine pass 9ja guy?

Ruby_Pearl:

there are good ones o.
They're just quiet, unlike the loud nonsensical ones in thousands.
Very brilliant, got manners, respectful, funny, etc. They're just in 10s

You sure it's 10s not 1s?
I really doubt that there are up to 4 of them on this site.

na2day?:

@ ruby

see ur mouth, na lie u dey lie, which guy fine pass Nigeria guy?

I said too fine to be a naija man.
rotflmao! which guy? most non-nigerian men fine pass nigerian men

j-girl:

You sure it's 10s not 1s?
I really doubt that there are up to 4 of them on this site.

I counted 6

@na2day
Romo almost let me down with his wayward passes today.T.O was also pretty quiet and yeah Austin had a good game he was my pick for Man of the Match along with Barber

@J-girl
Ti n ba da oruko mi o ma da bi pe mo n brag

A-40:

@J-girl
Ti n ba da oruko mi o ma da bi pe mo n brag

yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn
Like usual. . . . na talk them know best

Ruby_Pearl:

I counted 6

oh wow!
Who are they and how did you know that?

A-40:

@J-girl
Ti n ba da oruko mi o ma da bi pe mo n brag  

Eh ehn! So iwo ni okurin daada yen? Hmmmmm. . . .abajo ti Ruby nle e kakiri.  
Iwo nikan nii abi se po si?