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Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by Hannibal: 4:14pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
onyinye2: If she gets caught under the influence of emotions, LET HER SLAP HERSELF in front of a mirror. |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by geolabious(m): 4:16pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
oziomatv:Pls wat of if she do slap you |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by onyinye2(f): 4:17pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
Hannibal:And I bet you will feel like a REAL MAN after beating your wife abi? |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by Hannibal: 4:19pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
onyinye2: I didn't say i would BEAT her. Slapping is not beating. Afterall, she started the fire. . . . . I only added ETHER to the inferno. |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by phatpussy: 4:20pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
Wife beating is not a good thing to do but don't start what you won't finish. |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by Cristalz(f): 4:21pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
The Sly:But if she could slap you in the first place,how sure are you that she'll recognize the ''gravity''? Humor me. . .i'm just curious. |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by onyinye2(f): 4:21pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
Hannibal:Oka then. . . . i will re-word the question. Slapping your wife will make you feel like a REAL MAN abi? |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by geolabious(m): 4:22pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
@ Onyinye pls ans my questn? |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by rubi(f): 4:23pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
Hannibal: You don't have to know someone/partner 100% to know whom she is but at least during dating there are basic things that describes one |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by onyinye2(f): 4:25pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
geolabious:If you are implying that i got my quote from the Bible, why don't you go and look for yourself. |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by MrCrackles(m): 4:27pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
If my wife slaps me, i would walk out and cool off! And come back home and kiss her after making up!! |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by geolabious(m): 4:28pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
onyinye2:DOnt misunderstand him onyinye2U are welcome |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by Hannibal: 4:29pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
rubi: Women are too smart for this theory of yours. They would do anything under the sun before the wedding ring. . . . As soon as she tricks her way into wearing that ring, she changes overnight. onyinye2: It's called DISCPLINE. Parents are not monsters when they bawl at their kids to correct them. Sometimes, u need reasonable force to restore normalcy. |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by oziomatv(m): 4:31pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
The Sly:Sly you're right but I'll quit that relationship, I wasn't raised in an aggressive family and I hate embarrassment especially in public. She has to find a ghetto man like her to sort it out that way. |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by onyinye2(f): 4:32pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
Hannibal:OMG!!!! Mufasa, you have so fallen off the deep end. What, are you her father now? So when you marry woman, you take on the role as her father, instead of her husband? You can't be serious!!! |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by rubi(f): 4:35pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
Hannibal: I don't agree with you at least for someone that is smart and intelligent should know |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by TheSly: 4:38pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
Cristalz:Maybe prolly when she doesn't see me in a week, or month or even a year. . . . Yes a year. No phone calls. . . . .No sms. . . . . .Nuffin!. . . . . She would realize by then and if she doesn't maybe a year would do but none of them girls could hold it for a month Im talking about those that had done somethin less than slap to me in the past! |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by Hannibal: 4:39pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
onyinye2: A resounding YES!!! I would be held accountable for whatever happens to her. So once i marry, i become her dad, husband, uncle and brother. I become her next of kin. . . . .she drops her Dad's name for MINE. rubi: Those who think they KNOW don't know ZILCH. |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by spikedcylinder: 4:43pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
I can't slap a child, talk more of a man. Hannibal: Jackal er I mean, Hannibal, are you married? |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by Cristalz(f): 4:46pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
The Sly:Walking out on your matrimonial home for a year Nice one. Peradventure there are kids? You would still walk out? |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by onyinye2(f): 4:46pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
Hannibal:Oka o!!! Oga Mufasa, your If there is a human being who can handle these guidelines, make i hear word of her name in lights. What in tarnation gives you the audacity to be her father? What are you going to make her call you Oga? |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by Hannibal: 4:56pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
spikedcylinder: Yes, i am married. onyinye2: She calls ma first name but respect beget respect. Why would a woman raise her hands n slap me?? What effrontery!!! |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by geolabious(m): 4:56pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
spikedcylinder:Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by TheSly: 4:57pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
Cristalz:Na wah oh, You are just shoving everything on my throat. You should try to get my point, . . . What im trying to say is that applying moses law of tit-for tat is not going to solve anything. There are better ways to solve it rather than turning your lovely wife to a punching bag. Women have no souls according to history and i am not disputing this too. breeze from some guys hand can send you people to a state of coma, Let alone slap. Neyo was not crazy when he said ' '' Could it be the little wrinkle over your nose . . . . . . .When you make your angry face That makes me want to just take off all your clothes . . . . . . . And sex you all over the place Could it be the little' way you storm around. . . . . . . . . That makes me want to tear you down Baby, I ain't sure, but one thing that I do know is . . . . . . . Every time you scream at me . . . . . . . . . . . I Wanna kiss you . . . . . . . . Baby when you put your hands on me . . . . . . . . . I Wanna touch you . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And when we get to arguing. . . . . . . . Just gotta kiss you''. You diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig? |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by Hannibal: 5:01pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
The Sly: Neyo is a commercial artiste. . . . . .To make money, he must sing for the ladies. Without women, SoundScan nosedives so he knows what he is doing. . . . .don't be fooled. Bobby Brown said more than that but he turned Whitney Houston into a sparring partner when they got married. R.Kelly peed on a minor after all those songs he made for WOMEN. |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by StephenP(m): 5:01pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
It's funny that so many men are saying they'll leave and when they'll come back they'll have sex. So that just going to set everything straight? What about the memory? Is it just gon' disappear during sex? She done lost her mind thinking she can just slap me and shit won't go down. In fact, in my marriage vow I'm gon' put in bold, if at any time you hit me intentionally or unintentionally, you are to immediately pack your belongings* and leave the house. *things you bought for yourself with your own money. Note: This doesn't include the money I'll give to you during the course of this marriage to buy something for yourself. |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by sistawoman: 5:01pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
Quote from: Hannibal on Today at 11:10:47 AM Please women dont hate me but i agree with Hannibal here. He is correct. I am the type that will challenge u on that one inch rule and the minute i find a weakness i exploit it. I dont agree that he should return the slap but he can go about showing his disappoval in a different way. A woman should never rasie her hand to a man unless she is ready to get what she is dishing out. With people you can never know how they will react so you have to be prepared for it no matter how that comes. |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by onyinye2(f): 5:02pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
Hannibal:As I said before. . . . sometimes a woman can be going through some things you know. Has been having a really bad week, aint nothing going right, folk pulling her in every which way. And if she got kids, has to put everything aside and care for them. Not to mention have to make sure everybody is content and happy. Then her husband comes in, ranting and raging about this and that. Not taking into consideration that his wife aint really in the mood to hear all that. And maybe just fell into the influence of emotions and took it out on you. Which will happen from time to time, just not phyiscally. As her LOVING husband, instead jumping on the gun and hitting her back, try to understand why she was provoked to hit you in the first place. |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by sistawoman: 5:03pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
spikedcylinder: Do u have children? |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by TheSly: 5:03pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
Hannibal:I know but it makes sense to me. Don't forget this line. . . . . .Do as i say, Not do as i do. |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by MrCrackles(m): 5:03pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
sistawoman: Yes She has a set off triplets! |
Re: Men: If Your Wife Slaps You What Will You Do? by sistawoman: 5:05pm On Sep 17, 2008 |
Brash!: And you have never once slapped them? My kids would love to meet you. |
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