The desperate woman is characteristically unable to keep a man committed, and she turns men off with her frantic desire for a serious commitment. Sound like anyone you know?

The fact is, it's impossible to maintain a healthy relationship with the desperate woman, which makes them undateable women. Her craze for commitment and her self-imposed deadlines -- such as the need to have a baby by the time she's 30 -- eliminate any hope of a normal relationship. We've put together this list of warning signs to help you avoid these undateable women and steer clear of the desperate woman.

She's always in a relationship
You can tell a lot about a woman from her relationship history, and the desperate woman's past is one continuous series of relationships. She's never alone because she can't stand to be alone. Moreover, each one of her former boyfriends is very different, as different as, say, Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn and John Mayer. Warning bells should go off if a woman doesn't seem to have any particular type; it indicates that she's not looking for that certain someone so much as she's looking for that certain anyone. If you suspect she might be a desperate woman, find out about her relationship history, either from her or from mutual acquaintances.


She's a micromanager
She has everything planned: this weekend, next weekend, the color of her future bridesmaids' dresses, the names of her hypothetical children, everything. A desperate woman has excessively detailed plans, and she will incorporate you into those plans with alarming speed. Two weeks in and she's already saying: "I love you." After three dates, she wants you to meet her parents. The desperate woman is on a time line and, as a result, she tries to impose a serious commitment prematurely, acting as if the two of you have been together for years, even if you've only been on a couple of dates.
Cats and dogs
Maybe it's a coincidence that single Jennifer Aniston has two dogs, then again, maybe it's not. Sometimes pets indicate desperation. Now, we're not out to bash pet people, and there's no reason to freak out just because your girlfriend has a cat (or two). The key is to watch how she interacts with her pets. Doting or obsessive behavior might indicate a desperate need for affection. Are her pets substitutes for people? Take our advice: The first time she refers to her dogs as "children," leave the room immediately.


She's a pushover
At first, it seems like a good thing -- she wants whatever you want. She thinks whatever you think. Soon though, you'll realize that she's just playing at compatibility in an attempt to convince either you or herself that the two of you are meant to be together. Trust us -- while it might seem cool for a week or two, you don't really want to date someone without opinions, without interests and without an identity.

Withdrawal Techniques
OK, so maybe you're already in a relationship with a desperate woman. You thought all that obsessive, clingy, panicky behavior was just part of her charm, right? Sucker. Well, don't worry. It's not too late. Here's how you can separate yourself from undateable women of the desperate variety.

Take the blame
First things first, suck it up and break it off. Don't bother manufacturing an excuse. Just tell her you're not ready for a serious commitment. She might yell. She might cry. She might plead with you to stay. However, you have to be tough. These are all signs that you're making the right decision. Remember, she's desperate.


Damage control
As soon as you've ended things, start circulating your version of the story. Get in touch with your mutual friends and use your initial contact to set up future plans. A desperate woman might try to attach herself to your social circle, using your friends to get back together with you. You want your people to form a barricade, not a bridge.


Go cold turkey
The desperate woman will remain desperate even after you've broken up. She will try to contact you and will likely want to get back together. This is a woman who specializes in neediness. That's why you need to cut off all contact. Go cold turkey. Avoid taking her calls and don't see her, at least for awhile. She's proven herself clingy; don't give her a chance to cling. Got it? Good. Now go find yourself an Angelina Jolie.

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Thank man,
for d info!

Tenkz bros

What about desperate guys

thanx poster, i cling when am in love wth a guy but that doesnt mean am desperate does it?!!

Now we need a desperate, stalker type of dude thread.

sistawoman:

Now we need a desperate, stalker type of dude thread.

Ujujoan:

What about desperate guys

LMAO . . . .hey! . . hey! . . .Girls . . .whats your beef?

Nautillus:

LMAO . . . .hey! . . hey! . . .Girls . . .whats your beef?

Hey yall have yall guide now to desperate girls. . . . .we just want our guide too. I find out after a dump a guy that he is a stalker and desperate if someone can help a sista avoid this type of situation from the jump then that would be great.

can someone please summarise the post?

too darn long!

sistawoman:


Hey yall have yall guide now to desperate girls. . . . .we just want our guide too. I find out after a dump a guy that he is a stalker and desperate if someone can help a sista avoid this type of situation from the jump then that would be great.

Exactly. .

I mean what do I do when he calls me like 20x a day (damn it, I’m in a meeting)

Agrees with everything I say (do you really like pink??)

Wants me to go to church with him (we are dating, not married)

Wants me to meet his younger sister who looks juts like me (I just met YOU last month)


and on and on and on . . .

I just tot since the poster's an expert on desperados, he could help us ladies out too.

jamesid:

Go cold turkey
The desperate woman will remain desperate even after you've broken up. She will try to contact you and will likely want to get back together. This is a woman who specializes in neediness. That's why you need to cut off all contact. Go cold turkey. Avoid taking her calls and don't see her, at least for awhile. She's proven herself clingy; don't give her a chance to cling. Got it? Good. Now go find yourself an Angelina Jolie.

Thats it! Go cold turkey - i go try that one

arrant nonsense!

Gigantic arrant non sense infact
shior

Busta:

can someone please summarise the post?

too darn long!   

Seriously I'm with you on that.
Couldn't even read 3 lines.

ikamefa:


arrant nonsense!

tope2000:

Gigantic arrant non sense infact
shior

desperados!!!

well where is the poster?? please respond!

Missy B:

Seriously I'm with you on that.
Couldn't even read 3 lines.

[size=13pt]How can you finish the post when the first paragraph is anti feminine [/size]

they can't even read all his post


women!






@poster

good one

Scopium:

[size=13pt]How can you finish the post when the first paragraph is anti feminine [/size]

If that's what makes you think I couldn't
read it,then fine.Wharreva!!

@ poster,
Do you insinuate that we pretend not wanting to marry someone we love?
It's high time you guys started accepting the fact that women have feelings and should be allowed to express them.  Whatever, you want a woman that's above 30 to be in an empty, umpromising relationship for?
I don't blame you.

@poster of topic
Very Brilliant you deserve a Pullitzer for such brilliant analysis

Ladies y'all might hate but there is so much truth to what the poster of topic has said and if your guilty conscience is not at work you would agree with him

Desperate men are worse.
I don't know why the poster only focused on the women.
This is a pure case of sexism.

Though I kinda agree. Desperate women have no mind of their own.

Desperate or not, whatever

No its not sexism if you women have a problem go and make your own thread

It's sexism when they make it seem like only women are desperate. Have you seen a desperate guy? It's like a pathetic, whining dog looking for just any bone. It's very sad actually. Sadder than a desperate woman.

I read the post, It's true. But then it's true about desperate anyone not just desperate women. Desperation is creepy. The clinging. Calling all the time. Being super needy. Trying to meet the partners parents (by force). Throwing about the L-word after like 1 week. It's not right. For women AND men.

Tatase:

Desperation is creepy. The clinging. Calling all the time. Being super needy. Trying to meet the partners parents (by force). Throwing about the L-word after like 1 week. It's not right. For women AND men.

i just had chills up my spine from that word.
Clingy men are just downright creepy and scary.

Got sucked into such sometime ago . . . there's nothing more suffocating than a woman who wants to be with you 100% of the time.