MoneySoldier:

Way back in primary school my mates were scared of me cos I was a rough kid, but in primary 4 history was set to be made, as in confirm new record, I should be within 8/9years old............................................................
Base on popular kid wey I be, that incident was one of the most popular things, spreading like a wild fire in the whole school, it was such an embarrassing and crazy experience, when I remember it I can't help but laugh at myself. Lolz

Ligxy:

This is seriously the most hilarious, hahahahahahahahaha. Too funny.
Na God catch you, no be even man, but na babe treat your fuckkup. Good for you.

dumo1: half-caste granddaughter.....

zube01: why are we always drawn to half caste gals? Men ur story really reminded me of my crushes then!!!! Hahahah person don finally grow!

dipset01: i dont really comment much, but this thread is way funny so let me share one of my many embarrassing moment. I come from this family where education is cherished, so my proactive parent wanted me to write the GCE in SS2, for the experience. Even though my sch do not allow. So I submitted a sick leave report. Sat for the exam, fast forward to main moment, heard the GCE result was out. So i went to the cybercafe to check, and it was those days computer was still new. I didnt even know hw to use one so I called the cybercafe guy to help me open the waec site and punch in the scratch card. After doing this na so the result commot. English E8, maths F9, chemistry F9, physics F9 biology F9 economics b3. agric E8, Geography F9. I was so ashamed, immediately the result came out the cybercafe guy was asking "bros na your result be this" It was like the ground should open and I should enter. As he was asking I just pretended like i didnt hear him, gave him 500 and pretended I needed to go urinate. I took the back door and escaped. I didnt even bother to collect my change sef. Just went home and slept. Till date I still they post my parent on the result.

dipset01: i dont really comment much, but this thread is way funny so let me share one of my many embarrassing moment. I come from this family where education is cherished, so my proactive parent wanted me to write the GCE in SS2, for the experience. Even though my sch do not allow. So I submitted a sick leave report. Sat for the exam, fast forward to main moment, heard the GCE result was out. So i went to the cybercafe to check, and it was those days computer was still new. I didnt even know hw to use one so I called the cybercafe guy to help me open the waec site and punch in the scratch card. After doing this na so the result commot. English E8, maths F9, chemistry F9, physics F9 biology F9 economics b3. agric E8, Geography F9. I was so ashamed, immediately the result came out the cybercafe guy was asking "bros na your result be this" It was like the ground should open and I should enter. As he was asking I just pretended like i didnt hear him, gave him 500 and pretended I needed to go urinate. I took the back door and escaped. I didnt even bother to collect my change sef. Just went home and slept. Till date I still they post my parent on the result.

Xsenga: AM TIRED OF BEEN A VIRGIN. I REALLY NEED SOME 1 2 DISVIRGIN ME.

dipset01: i dont really comment much, but this thread is way funny so let me share one of my many embarrassing moment. I come from this family where education is cherished, so my proactive parent wanted me to write the GCE in SS2, for the experience. Even though my sch do not allow. So I submitted a sick leave report. Sat for the exam, fast forward to main moment, heard the GCE result was out. So i went to the cybercafe to check, and it was those days computer was still new. I didnt even know hw to use one so I called the cybercafe guy to help me open the waec site and punch in the scratch card. After doing this na so the result commot. English E8, maths F9, chemistry F9, physics F9 biology F9 economics b3. agric E8, Geography F9. I was so ashamed, immediately the result came out the cybercafe guy was asking "bros na your result be this" It was like the ground should open and I should enter. As he was asking I just pretended like i didnt hear him, gave him 500 and pretended I needed to go urinate. I took the back door and escaped. I didnt even bother to collect my change sef. Just went home and slept. Till date I still they post my parent on the result.

dipset01: i dont really comment much, but this thread is way funny so let me share one of my many embarrassing moment. I come from this family where education is cherished, so my proactive parent wanted me to write the GCE in SS2, for the experience. Even though my sch do not allow. So I submitted a sick leave report. Sat for the exam, fast forward to main moment, heard the GCE result was out. So i went to the cybercafe to check, and it was those days computer was still new. I didnt even know hw to use one so I called the cybercafe guy to help me open the waec site and punch in the scratch card. After doing this na so the result commot. English E8, maths F9, chemistry F9, physics F9 biology F9 economics b3. agric E8, Geography F9. I was so ashamed, immediately the result came out the cybercafe guy was asking "bros na your result be this" It was like the ground should open and I should enter. As he was asking I just pretended like i didnt hear him, gave him 500 and pretended I needed to go urinate. I took the back door and escaped. I didnt even bother to collect my change sef. Just went home and slept. Till date I still they post my parent on the result.

jossi994: March\April 2011.. Had finished school the previous year and was waiting for my admission. Home alone then cos my junior sis was still in secondary school.
Had this girl who was crushing on me then.. And she was writing waec. So immediately she finishes her morning paper,she comes to the house and stays with me from maybe 11 or 12 till 2pm.. Only thing we used to do then was just touching,squeezing and small kissing..
One day while we were @ it,dad drove in. I took her to the room,closed the door and went back to the parlour. Dad came in,picked up something from his room and on his way out decided to ease himself in my bathroom!
Come and see sweat flowing like water down my body. He saw her,interogated her and told her to go home. Later that evening come see questioning na.. I thank God he or mum didn't beat me.
The very next day,she came back.. I tell am say no be me and am wan do that kind thing again,na so the matter take die.
Chai,won't forget it in a hurry

Hissexcellencie:




Lmao. See Cold feet!

Cabinbiscuit: All those kain letters we dey write that time... "the sugar in my tea, the stone in my catapult that will kill the Goliath of my life"

Mehn, guys bleeped up in those days.

haywire07: * still shy frm embarrassment* a friend took me out some days back, we bth drank 2 cartons of don simon and fish. *cutting d story* we got home very late in d night (lastt to commot frm d garden) after receiving disturbimg call frm my mum cos d guy equally stays in my compound. Wen I opened d door, I behaved myself greetd my popcy nd mumcy, nswered their questions nd went to my room. As I lie down fr bed, Jesus, e jst b like say person dey spin me nd d bed join, I felt like throwing up, I silently ran to d toilet bt b4 I run reach toilet, omoh......I still kept sneaking into d toilet with continuous vomit so dat my parents who were unfortunately nt asleep dat tym of d nyt won't know, but...,,i jst heard *in a silent tone* wat did u drink? With popcy standing close to her bhind me........,.,u know d rest (my poocy na pastor, mumcy na deaconess)

Xsenga: AM TIRED OF BEEN A VIRGIN. I REALLY NEED SOME 1 2 DISVIRGIN ME.

Greyworld:
Na so yu ugly reach? Yur own go far o

Xsenga: WAITING THAT 1 COME MEAN?

utenwuson:
Hmmn..... Mine was backed then wen I was in jss3, there is ds gurl in my class, very beautiful, fair n. 2 cap it all Ajebo! We were very close dt my frns started calin us spouse. 2 cut d story short one of my frn ask me if actually we re dating n I. Said we jst frns...d guy advise me 2 mk a move else sm1 myt tk her away frm me. I now write a luv letter 2 ds gurl n ds gurl didn't reply me 4 like 2days...d day my frn advise me 2 ask her of d reply! I call it d D-DAY.2 my surprise , I saw d mum n dad in our class wt d principal n behold d letter!!! I was called out side 2 read it out 2 every1 hearing! D way teachers laf dt day!!! Some nearly pass out cos of my grammer!

Buoyantic:
Still a virgin

MoneySoldier:


Way back in primary school my mates were scared of me cos I was a rough kid, but in primary 4 history was set to be made, as in confirm new record, I should be within 8/9years old

On this faithful day I sat back in class when others went for break cos I had been flogged earlier by my class teacher for issues related to undone assignment, though sited peacefully but angrily, when all of a sudden some girls gathered at a far end of the class who didn't go for break were busy gisting and yelling on top of their voices, so being a King Kong of the class and someone others feared, I was like,

"You people should stop making noise, if you want to make noise better go outside"

But I had forgotten they had the right since it was break time, but to my uttermost surprise, one of them in their midst Tope by name, I won't forget that name till I die, was like,

"Is it not break time?, why ll you tell us to keep quiet?" She fired back at me,

And coupled with the anger I already had in my treasure box, I was like,

"Am I the one you re talking to?"

But I got a bigger shocker when she replied back saying,

"Enn ennhn what ll you do?"

That statement infuriated me that the wires in my brain began to spark, 'see this girl sha, she no dey fear me' I said in my mind,

I left my sit in anger to discipline her but if to say I dey forsee the future I swear I for tanda for my sit, I walked up to her and just as I raised my hand to slap her, omoh nah there the fight take end for me,

I don't know if she played me film trick, I no just fit explain how e take happen cos as she hang my hand, I remember say I see myself for air, and the next thing was a nasty landing with my back, me on the floor and she on me, giving me all the hard punches her hands could gather, while your boy just dey ground dey struggle, that babe wicked ooo, I swear she for finish me if no be my class teacher barge in come save me.

As if that was the end, we were both summoned and this time class don dey full back, as I was trying to explain, I tried my best not to cry, but the stupid tears wouldn't obey me, the thing just begin pour freely by emself as I dey try to explain,, ccchoii, that was E.O.D for me.

Base on popular kid wey I be, that incident was one of the most popular things, spreading like a wild fire in the whole school, it was such an embarrassing and crazy experience, when I remember it I can't help but laugh at myself. Lolz