remember007: ....I checked thru her face book friends list if I will see her but no way >:.......and if no see my NOsa,una know d rest....

she must have saved it with something else or she was just pulling your legs... try harder my guy. I know say the girl go also Dey miss you

MoneySoldier your revenge too much joor

Way back in primary school my mates were scared of me cos I was a rough kid, but in primary 4 history was set to be made, as in confirm new record, I should be within 8/9years old

On this faithful day I sat back in class when others went for break cos I had been flogged earlier by my class teacher for issues related to undone assignment, though sited peacefully but angrily, when all of a sudden some girls gathered at a far end of the class who didn't go for break were busy gisting and yelling on top of their voices, so being a King Kong of the class and someone others feared, I was like,

"You people should stop making noise, if you want to make noise better go outside"

But I had forgotten they had the right since it was break time, but to my uttermost surprise, one of them in their midst Tope by name, I won't forget that name till I die, was like,

"Is it not break time?, why ll you tell us to keep quiet?" She fired back at me,

And coupled with the anger I already had in my treasure box, I was like,

"Am I the one you re talking to?"

But I got a bigger shocker when she replied back saying,

"Enn ennhn what ll you do?"

That statement infuriated me that the wires in my brain began to spark, 'see this girl sha, she no dey fear me' I said in my mind,

I left my sit in anger to discipline her but if to say I dey forsee the future I swear I for tanda for my sit, I walked up to her and just as I raised my hand to slap her, omoh nah there the fight take end for me,

I don't know if she played me film trick, I no just fit explain how e take happen cos as she hang my hand, I remember say I see myself for air, and the next thing was a nasty landing with my back, me on the floor and she on me, giving me all the hard punches her hands could gather, while your boy just dey ground dey struggle, that babe wicked ooo, I swear she for finish me if no be my class teacher barge in come save me.

As if that was the end, we were both summoned and this time class don dey full back, as I was trying to explain, I tried my best not to cry, but the stupid tears wouldn't obey me, the thing just begin pour freely by emself as I dey try to explain,, ccchoii, that was E.O.D for me.

Base on popular kid wey I be, that incident was one of the most popular things, spreading like a wild fire in the whole school, it was such an embarrassing and crazy experience, when I remember it I can't help but laugh at myself. Lolz

liljboy: MoneySoldier your revenge too much joor

My Brother, that guy brush me no be small, no think am, some days are like that.

Hahahaha, this moneysoldier na comedian

e come be like say all your nos. crash as nairaland been crash, no worries you knw say we get unfinished businesses
how far your thread na?......make i arrange website for you?, so we no go lose data again

MoneySoldier:


You don see me online now begin lie, which number u try?, stop lying for Africa ooo I don't like it, nah this kind lie make Nairaland crash before, abi u want make e crash again?

Nice story; just wondering why the gateman is always a malo and if it is a houseboy, then his name will be Akpan, Bassey or Okon.

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softsparkyy: please how do I comment on this thread?

Easy. Just follow these few steps.
-press "T"
- then hold ur phone's mouth piece close to your mouth.
-make your comment verbally.
-and press "V"

Voila. Mission accomplished.

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softsparkyy:


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Please help me naaa.

those dots are due to the fact that your accent could not be recognised.

Please try again.
This time, with a better accent.

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softsparkyy:

Kaiiiii! ok

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U most likely tried to fake the british accent and failed terribly

LWKMD! Keep them coming folks

@Moneysoldier and Tope

I had this classmate i had been crushing on since JS1 and so in SS1 i summoned courage to approach her but therein lies the problem. I was a very shy guy and knew in my hearts of hearts that i could not face her and say all i had in mind so i found a way out.

I wrote her a love letter on this long foolscap sheet (filled all four pages too) with plenty of sweet nothings expressing how i felt. You all know those kinda of letters that starts with "as i pick my golden pen from the garden of love"....Chai!!!.

I left the letter in the center page of one of her note books, called her at home & told her i left something in her notebook. In school the next day she was very warm and friendly so i took it that we were officially dating.

Now she had this 2 other friends who were little devils in the making. somehow they found the letter a couple of days later and convinced her not to have anything to do with me. it wouldn't have been a problem if they had ended it there o but they also convinced her to take the matter up. Na so some days later she reported me and the letter went viral. Every damn person in my class and other classes as well read the letter as well.

I was so embarrassed i skipped classes for the rest of the term even though i never missed school for one day. The computer room became my sanctuary and that's where i fell in love with computers & that's what laid the foundation for my Career path.

Funny thing is i kept crushing after her and made several attempts later one but the two imps she had as friends made it impossible for anything to work. it was always a case of accepting my proposal and calling it off a few days later when her friends found out. we eventually ended up in the same uni but by then i had gotten over her.

That incident laid the foundation for the principles i live by today. Never to put anything down on paper cos if there's no evidence, there's no case. Anything i can't say directly to the person is best left unsaid and those can always be denied. That was the first and last love letter i wrote.

"as i pick my golden pen from the garden of love"... This got me rolling . Lol

My own embarrasing moment was in my former place of work. My colleagues and I had just started working but a month into the job we discovered it wasn't what we really wanted so we started searchin again. One of the girls announced that her fiance just sent her some job vacancy so I asked that she sent them to me. She tried and said she couldn't cos she just got the fone and didn't know how to operate the bb. I collected the fone and sent it to myself, returned it and went to another room.

Few minutes later she called me to ask me if a bb pin was mine? She showed me and I saw it was. Then she said someone sent her a message on bb asking whose pin it was. Me I was speechless cos I didn't know how the person got my pin( I got my fone brand new). I asked her who the person was and she said it was her fiance. How my pin got to the guy was a mystery to me. I was so embarrased cos no one believed me.

As luck would have it, few months later she sent me a message on bbm. When I checked it was the pin of 3 people, her fiance's included. When I asked her why she sent me the pin she said the phone must have done it by mistake. I was happy cos in a way I felt exonerated, knowing she must have been the one to send my pin by mistake as well when she was still trying to get used to the fone.

Godmother: "as i pick my golden pen from the garden of love"... This got me rolling . Lol

It was a very serious something!

You know how you write your hearts out believing no one else would see it. i Still cringe at the things i wrote in that letter

i wonder what i was thinking back then

All these dudes coming here to tell us they were shy guy.....

Space booked.

Oxone: so you follow do that thing

"In the Garden of Love,
Street of Roses, bla bla bla, Lwkmmd, but love sweet then sha cos it was done out of navity and a sincere heart.

Godmother: for your babe mind nau she go think say you wan Spurlush her bf, hahahaha, sorry my dear. Some days re like that

Barackoda Saraha1: una no dey share?

Pals keep em coming

MoneySoldier: Oxone: so you follow do that thing
"In the Garden of Love,
Street of Roses, bla bla bla, Lwkmmd, but love sweet then sha cos it was done out of navity and a sincere heart.
Godmother: for your babe mind nau she go think say you wan Spurlush her bf, hahahaha, sorry my dear. Some days re like that
Barackoda barackodam Saraha1: una no dey share?
Pals keep em coming

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MoneySoldier: Oxone: so you follow do that thing

"In the Garden of Love,
Street of Roses, bla bla bla, Lwkmmd, but love sweet then sha cos it was done out of navity and a sincere heart.

Godmother: for your babe mind nau she go think say you wan Spurlush her bf, hahahaha, sorry my dear. Some days re like that

Barackoda Saraha1: una no dey share?

Pals keep em coming

Bros eh, it was the best feeling then o cos like you said,it was completely innocent

Not now that even before you say hello, you go don get the prize for mind

All those kain letters we dey write that time... "the sugar in my tea, the stone in my catapult that will kill the Goliath of my life"

Mehn, guys bleeped up in those days.

Cabinbiscuit: All those kain letters we dey write that time... "the sugar in my tea, the stone in my catapult will kill the Goliath of my life"

Mehn, guys bleeped up in those days.

Big time man but again we didn't know any better

I always imagine if i could go back in time with what i know now, the things i would do eh?

They'll have a monument erected in my name

Cabinbiscuit: All those kain letters we dey write that time... "the sugar in my tea, the stone in my catapult that will kill the Goliath of my life"

Mehn, guys bleeped up in those days.

na wetin dey ground those days b dat naoh.

Cabinbiscuit: All those kain letters we dey write that time... "the sugar in my tea, the stone in my catapult that will kill the Goliath of my life"

Mehn, guys bleeped up in those days.

At a time no be fukkk up cos all man gats start from somwhere

Oxone:

Bros eh, it was the best feeling then o cos like you said,it was completely innocent

Not now that even before you say hello, you go don get the prize for mind

Lmfao, ah dey tells you, but it was fun then, the feeling dey soo different compared to now wey eye don tear. Make I remember try remember another one.

March\April 2011.. Had finished school the previous year and was waiting for my admission. Home alone then cos my junior sis was still in secondary school.
Had this girl who was crushing on me then.. And she was writing waec. So immediately she finishes her morning paper,she comes to the house and stays with me from maybe 11 or 12 till 2pm.. Only thing we used to do then was just touching,squeezing and small kissing..
One day while we were @ it,dad drove in. I took her to the room,closed the door and went back to the parlour. Dad came in,picked up something from his room and on his way out decided to ease himself in my bathroom!
Come and see sweat flowing like water down my body. He saw her,interogated her and told her to go home. Later that evening come see questioning na.. I thank God he or mum didn't beat me.
The very next day,she came back.. I tell am say no be me and am wan do that kind thing again,na so the matter take die.
Chai,won't forget it in a hurry

^^^^^^

Ur papa gentle

Hmmmm
When I was young I had this girlfriend that loves balloon a lot, she has a lot of them with different colours and made sure she doesn't give out her balloons even to her best friends.
She was so stingy.
So one day I was passing bye our neigbours house and noticed a balloon on the floor, I picked it, blew it and the thing kept expanding... It was soo big that I was elated that I found a bigger balloon and would make shakara for my gf the following day in school.
During break hours, I just ran out blew air into my balloon, tied it to a rope and started running round my class so that all my friends can see it and yeah my friends were surprised cos mine was bigger until my class teacher called me and seized my balloon.
Well before then I noticed the boys in senior class were laughing at me from their classes but I thought they were admiring me.
Never knew my balloon was a condom then.
Each time I remember my stupidity, I can't help but laugh.

Hmmn..... Mine was backed then wen I was in jss3, there is ds gurl in my class, very beautiful, fair n. 2 cap it all Ajebo! We were very close dt my frns started calin us spouse. 2 cut d story short one of my frn ask me if actually we re dating n I. Said we jst frns...d guy advise me 2 mk a move else sm1 myt tk her away frm me. I now write a luv letter 2 ds gurl n ds gurl didn't reply me 4 like 2days...d day my frn advise me 2 ask her of d reply! I call it d D-DAY.2 my surprise , I saw d mum n dad in our class wt d principal n behold d letter!!! I was called out side 2 read it out 2 every1 hearing! D way teachers laf dt day!!! Some nearly pass out cos of my grammer!