rattlesnake: This rubbish again

thank you. I thought I was the only one who noticed. So so childish.

zeemoore:
Most of them didn't get friendzoned by the girls
They decided to friendzone themselves, hoping for a miracle to happen

A girl tells you she can't date you and can only be your friend and you are like ' I won't give up on you, I'll be right here by your side when you finally get dumped by that d^ckhead
You start playing the role of a fool in love, you switch to your mumu mode
Two months...four months...eight months gone and she didn't get dumped by the d^ckhead
You wake up one day to discover you wasted eight months doing 'I fit die untop your matter eh baby o' and the babe sef no gree give you face
You start telling anyone who cares to listen how a particular girl friendzoned you when you actually friendzoned yourself

lol @ i fit die untop ur matter eh baby o... girl u bad

Friend zone abi Free zoni?
Gat no to time 4 dat isssh, if she ain't giving in, bye bye. No time

zeemoore:
Most of them didn't get friendzoned by the girls
They decided to friendzone themselves, hoping for a miracle to happen

A girl tells you she can't date you and can only be your friend and you are like ' I won't give up on you, I'll be right here by your side when you finally get dumped by that d^ckhead
You start playing the role of a fool in love, you switch to your mumu mode
Two months...four months...eight months gone and she didn't get dumped by the d^ckhead
You wake up one day to discover you wasted eight months doing 'I fit die untop your matter eh baby o' and the babe sef no gree give you face
You start telling anyone who cares to listen how a particular girl friendzoned you when you actually friendzoned yourself

I dnt knw whether to kiss u , hug or stuff ur mouth on my d##k buh ur comment soo much turned me on...#soundlikeabadb#tch

tokiniofficial: OMG!!!! Like seriously
I'm the FTC hehehehehehehe
Wait I'm blushing..........
Ok here's my speech

I thank God almighty for the wisdom and insight to see dis thread as a FRONT PAGE thread

I also thank the OP for writing or pasting this topic

To my special friends on NL Amefrica, Slimdel, missbon, onihaxy chizzy01 etc una too much

And to everyone hoping to be FTC someday ; hold on ur turn dey come

To all my First To Comment (FTC) predecessors I hope u guys give me a standing ovation as I take my bow

God bless Nigeria
God bless d OP
God bless NL

FUNNY DUDE

I kinda like being in d friend zone, there always ask for me advice from a guys view, I feel more comfortable with a female friend than guys even.

tokiniofficial: OMG!!!! Like seriously
I'm the FTC hehehehehehehe
Wait I'm blushing..........
Ok here's my speech

I thank God almighty for the wisdom and insight to see dis thread as a FRONT PAGE thread

I also thank the OP for writing or pasting this topic

To my special friends on NL Amefrica, Slimdel, missbon, onihaxy chizzy01 etc una too much

And to everyone hoping to be FTC someday ; hold on ur turn dey come

To all my First To Comment (FTC) predecessors I hope u guys give me a standing ovation as I take my bow

God bless Nigeria
God bless d OP
God bless NL

Honestly and no offence bro, u sound like a man-chick drama queen auditioning for a role in tinsel. Man up dude.

watchthisposter: 7 steps?

1 easy step to get out of the friendzone.

Stand in front of a mirror, look yourself in the eye and say "she's not into me" 77 times. At the end dress up, go out and meet other people/get a life and stop obsessing. Works every time.

Easier said than done. cos she will call on you and said, what have i done, you done care about me anymore. what will you say

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watchthisposter: 7 steps?

1 easy step to get out of the friendzone.

Stand in front of a mirror, look yourself in the eye and say "she's not into me" 77 times. At the end dress up, go out and meet other people/get a life and stop obsessing. Works every time.

Lol this cracked me up

I was dumped by a girl recently but im still crawling on d friend zone.. I dõnt know how long it will last..

NosaHenry:

Easier said than done. cos she will call on you and said, what have i done, you done care about me anymore. what will you say

Act veeeeery apologetic and come up with a killer excuse

watchthisposter: 7 steps?

1 easy step to get out of the friendzone.

Stand in front of a mirror, look yourself in the eye and say "she's not into me" 77 times. At the end dress up, go out and meet other people/get a life and stop obsessing. Works every time.

the best is to smoke some weed...till u are at the most high....no worry she go understand!....smooth sailing!

calobinna: the best is to smoke some weed...till u are at the most high....no worry she go understand!....smooth sailing!

O mehn, d weed go make you lose control O! And before you know yourself...



















MOLEST!!

And this Trash made front page, that philandering luscious Nairaland moderators.

Please,I need help on how to
be friendzoned by a lady. It's very urgent cos
I don't believe such exist. I want to get an
experience on how it feels to be friendzoned.

99% of guys in the Friend-zone are usually nice.. Eyaah!!

It's only a stupid guy, weak in heart, feeble , coward and incompetent that would get trapped in such. Such a person deserves to die by okonkwo's matchet. Wtf? Why should I waste my time on a bitch who aint got any thing to offer?

All this just to knife one babe ..abeg.. knw be yansh at the end wey full scatter

Yea, and ...u 'slam' her, u guys become enemies (probability she hates you after that is high), u loose a good friend. End of discussion. I think it's better to work on being a good friend, 1 that sticks closer than a bro...and she would never forget U.

Kslib: 99% of guys in the Friend-zone are usually nice.. Eyaah!!

Nice ke?
You know no say cat wey one catch rat they first waka small small like ghost. ;De

hw does this bring me closer to 5.0 gpa?

watchthisposter:

O mehn, d weed go make you lose control O! And before you know yourself...



















MOLEST!!

after the weed, is either you are in or out but never to be friendzoned by any gal

DJMONACO: hw does this bring me closer to 5.0 gpa?

By not clicking on the post

FRIEND ZONE,this is the
Worst zone ever,I remember my 1st n only friendzone,u get words lyk dear,thanx sweet and u start giving ursef hope,u try 2 make the
Next move and the answer is still no

I always welcome more Girl-Friends!

You don't really need to have a physical relationship with every girl you encounter, besides having a platonic relationship gives you major insight to the highly fluctuating mind of women.

Plus, she can always hook you up with her girlfriends, or her girlfriends girlfriends, or her girlfriends girlfriends girlfriends.

Also, when y'all go hang out at a bar, you can attract girls to you just because you have girls as part of your crew, so ice breaking becomes quite easy.

Only problem that exists for guys is when you try to force a relationship with every girl that you talk to.

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DJMONACO: hw does this bring me closer to 5.0 gpa?

how does this draw u away from 5.0

DJMONACO: hw does this bring me closer to 5.0 gpa?

how does this draw u away from 5.0

DJMONACO: hw does this bring me closer to 5.0 gpa?

u must be a futoite

calobinna: after the weed, is either you are in or out but never to be friendzoned by any gal

Guy, I don begin fear u O! Oda piple de talk 7 steps, 10 steps etc, ur own na WEED!

After the weed, it either you're in or out or in Nigerian police wahala because the weed shut down frontal lobe activity in your brain and konji took over...

Consider thy soul warned.

UchihaMadara: I always welcome more Girl-Friends!

You don't really need to have a physical relationship with every girl you encounter, besides having a platonic relationship gives you major insight to the highly fluctuating mind of women.

Plus, she can always hook you up with her girlfriends, or her girlfriends girlfriends, or her girlfriends girlfriends girlfriends.

Also, when y'all go hang out at a bar, you can attract girls to you just because you have girls as part of your crew, so ice breaking becomes quite easy.

Only problem that exists for guys is when you try to force a relationship with every girl that you talk to.

Good point

Funny thread, i'l rather be a brother in christ than be friend zoned....only a few will understand this
Zeemore baby, long time no see

therapisteve: I saw a girl coming down the road.
I quickly moved near a car and pretended it was
mine.
I kicked a bit at the front tyre and stood by the
side of the door.
I could see her staring at me, she walked
towards me.
I composed a phone call while leaning on the
door.
Just then she approached me and said "Excuse
me!" I pretended not to hear her...After a minute,
she again said "Excuse of Sir!" .
I said "just a second sweetheart, let me give my
last order" i continued on the phone, (this
moment I was sure she had fallen for me, i could
tell from her impatience).
Suddenly, i shouted, "if u don't get here in the
next 10 minutes. I'll leave this car and take
another home".
But just as i moved away from the door, she
looked at me
- open her handbag,
- brought out a key,
- opened the door,
- hissed at me,
- entered and drove away.
My mouth was left opened for 5minutes.
Pls, what am I...?

a kidnapper