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Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Nobody: 9:51pm On Jul 11, 2014
Where is mzmariah?
Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Herrmes: 9:52pm On Jul 11, 2014
Ha! the way you carry yourself does the magic for you, don't try too hard just flow, and they'll keep coming and you'll keep shoving them away, because you don't have time!!!

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Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by p2t2r(m): 9:56pm On Jul 11, 2014
In Erigga's voice: friend zoning na for bastards, I reject any spirit wey go make me dey for that place grin

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Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Nobody: 9:56pm On Jul 11, 2014
RedBenson: Where is mzmariah?
I'm here.
Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Prowizy2(m): 9:57pm On Jul 11, 2014
My brothers let's join hands and say no to:

Recharge card-zone
Shawarma-zone
Mr biggs-zone
Brother-zone
Charging of phone-zone
Escorting-zone

ANTI-FRIENDZONE

SayNoToFriendzone

WeNoGreeAgain

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Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by IGBOPRESIDENT(m): 10:00pm On Jul 11, 2014
I don't see anything wrong with being zoned to the friend zone by a rich girl. You will always benefit more from that friendship than she does. What are friends for?
Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Nobody: 10:01pm On Jul 11, 2014
MzMariah: I'm here.

Sent something again. Pls re-check. Gud evng.
Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Nobody: 10:03pm On Jul 11, 2014
RedBenson:

Sent something again. Pls re-check. Gud evng.
Good evening. I will check.
Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Nobody: 10:06pm On Jul 11, 2014
three topics featuring friendzone in one day

is a mod or a certain admin being friendzoned? wink

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Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jul 11, 2014
The issue of friend-zoning is a result of being desperate. If not, why should some guys get friend-zoned? For me, it's a whole different ball game.

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Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Prowizy2(m): 10:09pm On Jul 11, 2014
Brizy: I was dumped by a girl recently but im still crawling on d friend zone.. I dõnt know how long it will last..

Got dumped by a girl and you're not even ashamed of saying it in public. .

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Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Nobody: 10:12pm On Jul 11, 2014
Prowizy2:

Got dumped by a girl and you're not even ashamed of saying it in public. .

It sounds terrible. He's definitely a loser! cheesy
Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Prowizy2(m): 10:13pm On Jul 11, 2014
tophee: FRIEND ZONE,this is the
Worst zone ever,I remember my 1st n only friendzone,u get words lyk dear,thanx sweet and u start giving ursef hope,u try 2 make the
Next move and the answer is still no

I dey laugh grin grin grin
Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Nobody: 10:14pm On Jul 11, 2014
therapisteve: I saw a girl coming down the road.
I quickly moved near a car and pretended it was
mine.
I kicked a bit at the front tyre and stood by the
side of the door.
I could see her staring at me, she walked
towards me.
I composed a phone call while leaning on the
door.
Just then she approached me and said "Excuse
me!" I pretended not to hear her...After a minute,
she again said "Excuse of Sir!" .
I said "just a second sweetheart, let me give my
last order" i continued on the phone, (this
moment I was sure she had fallen for me, i could
tell from her impatience).
Suddenly, i shouted, "if u don't get here in the
next 10 minutes. I'll leave this car and take
another home".
But just as i moved away from the door, she
looked at me
- open her handbag,
- brought out a key,
- opened the door,
- hissed at me,
- entered and drove away.
My mouth was left opened for 5minutes.
Pls, what am I...?
first class mumucheesy
Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by ihedinobi2: 10:15pm On Jul 11, 2014
watchthisposter:

Hmmm lemme see...

There was this one girl in school once, before I could/would ask her out, somehow we just hit if off and before I knew it I found myself in her room at night with her with me on her bed, just gisting about stuff - we were friends!... when she started asking me for advice on whether or not to date some guy who was asking her out I saw what was happening and sneakily orchestrated it so that we began to "drift" apart and stopped seeing each other so much, and the obsessing naturally eased over time.

*edit* did I mention she was wearing something really sexy? Everywhere was cool and quiet, we were alone in her room in school at night, just discussing.

If anybody thinks I'm going to bear that kind of torture just to be "friends", you are dead wrong.

Poor guy. It's probably your self-esteem that needed fixing. That was a blazing green light in your face.

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Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Acidosis(m): 10:16pm On Jul 11, 2014
1. friendzoned mirror stand


2. friendzoned make-up artist


Mr, nice guy smiley Keep telling yourself it is better than nothing.

Always use your head, everybody cannot like/love you even if you're Mr World. Accept your fate and move on, there is absolutely no point friendzoning someone you've got emotions/admiration for.

Being friends with the opposite se. x isn't bad, but acting s!lly around the opposite s. €x whilst hoping she'll say YES is only a dream grin Carry her bag like say tomorrow nor dey, NO will always be NO
grin

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Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Onlinebizexpert(m): 10:17pm On Jul 11, 2014
ayukdaboss:

Really??
Hope you don't get internet-zoned grin


a man has to do what he has to do na........trying has never killed anybody
Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jul 11, 2014
MzMariah: Good evening. I will check.

Done?
Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Prowizy2(m): 10:19pm On Jul 11, 2014
Joenice: It sounds terrible. He's definitely a loser! cheesy

A big one
Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Sanchez01: 10:20pm On Jul 11, 2014
UjSizzle:
Nah this ain't hope hun. I actually got comfy there and placed him on the same spot too sef. Haven't seen the fella in over 2yrs now though but we still chat every now and then. Suddenly he starts to say some stuff i would expect from some certain dudes not him undecided
Oh! Now I understand, Dearie wink
Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Acidosis(m): 10:20pm On Jul 11, 2014
nnekamezor: first class mumucheesy
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by ihedinobi2: 10:20pm On Jul 11, 2014
Seriously, guys, move on already. Enough with all the friendzoning and enemyzoning. Ah ahn! You like a girl, tell her. Woo her, try to win her. If she chooses you, relax and enjoy life with her. If she doesn't, get out and lick your wounds and give somebody else a chance. If she wants to be friends and you are superman emotionally, by all means, be there for her. If you know that she distracts you and you can't afford the distraction, say thank you, but no thanks and get on with your life. If the winds of life blow y'all back together and you both are into it, give yourselves a chance but don't sit around waiting.

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Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Nobody: 10:20pm On Jul 11, 2014
RedBenson:

Done?
Yes and I dropped another.
Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Onlinebizexpert(m): 10:22pm On Jul 11, 2014
lynpetra:

I think so.But blokos plenty everywhere na .Hian!!


see my dey throw my moves on top your matter publicly and na only for you to tok say blokos full everywia angry

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Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by mencade5(m): 10:27pm On Jul 11, 2014
lynpetra:
I can c you guys are excited. sad
Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Nobody: 10:31pm On Jul 11, 2014
MzMariah: Yes and I dropped another.

Re-check
Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Oahray: 10:32pm On Jul 11, 2014
Gosh... Enough of friendzone topics for a day jare.
Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by MrRenaissance: 10:32pm On Jul 11, 2014
watchthisposter: 7 steps?

1 easy step to get out of the friendzone.

Stand in front of a mirror, look yourself in the eye and say "she's not into me" 77 times. At the end dress up, go out and meet other people/get a life and stop obsessing. Works every time.
Full final stop!! These kids are disgracing me with all these friend-zoning stuffs. Too many kids on NL. Every girl can't agree for us, we win some, we loose some. If a girl tells you NO, suck it up and move the fúck on. Life's too short to start practising some useless steps over a girl that has no feelings for me. Another girl out there will have feelings for me, I'll get her and enjoy my life. Practice these lame steps because I was friend-zoned? When ladies are wasting around? God forbid!!

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Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by watchthisposter(m): 10:34pm On Jul 11, 2014
ihedinobi2:

Poor guy. It's probably your self-esteem that needed fixing. That was a blazing green light in your face.

You think so?

How is asking me for advice on whether or not she should date some guy who was asking her out a "blazing green light"?
Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by singlefade25(f): 10:34pm On Jul 11, 2014
Abeggi, these guys are not complaining jor.
Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by overhypedsteve(m): 10:35pm On Jul 11, 2014
Sometimes i struggle to be on the friendzone, i am not really commited enough to date so, in school, i prefer make gal put me for friend zone, cus wen i invite dem come my room come watch that their favourite movie, dem dey always come, and omo me na dat bad guy wey dey prey on the natural weakness of a lady, i always give them the right atmosphere, crank up my AC, to the highest and make sure say i nor keep any blanket around or pillow for her to cuddle, omo after 30min inside the cold room na she go dey want warmth and once i notice am, na to just cuddle her from back,normally she go wan mumu, but based on the cold her human instinct go accept the cuddling, and before you know it,"BAM" one thing leads to many other things, omo forget friend zone, me dey call am, "friendxone"

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