This may look funny to you but trust me, it will go a long way. Be gentle and Keep calm as you read this indispensable strategy before knotting the tie.

Invite her for dinner, eat together & watch out for the following;

*If she starts eating the meat before u it implies that, she would have planned for your salary/income before u collect it.

*If she wants to share the meat equally, she won't be obedient to u, she will always question ur authority.

*If she asks for juice and glass of milk, I am sorry for you, she is used to hotel quickies! Put her on voicemail.

*If she has a bigger spoon than u, it means u can't win any argument with her at all and she may end up beating you one day!

*If her mouth makes noise while eating, it means she can't keep secrets.

*If she asks for extra fufu, nna, you will need blood tonic to survive the marriage!

...my 50cents....

Cool! Good thinking good product

Waspy:

did it keep u racking ur brain?
open your eyes and brain well well ooo b4 u jam urself for corner

U should use the habit of the gutter girl u dated to generalise ur gutter opinions-it is just like dating a rich man kid and she requests for juice to eat her meal and u say she is not a good option?grow sense into ur thick skull

ShirelleBaby: U should use the habit of the gutter girl u dated to generalise ur gutter opinions-it is just like dating a rich man kid and she requests for juice to eat her meal and u say she is not a good option?grow sense into ur thick skull

ShirelleBaby: U should use the habit of the gutter girl u dated to generalise ur gutter opinions-it is just like dating a rich man kid and she requests for juice to eat her meal and u say she is not a good option?grow sense into ur thick skull

alert!!! This is one of them, i don expose her. SEE HER GUTTER MOUTH, THIEF!!!!

tlanry:


alert!!! This is one of them, i don expose her. SEE HER GUTTER MOUTH, THIEF!!!!

#EDITED#just went tru all ur posts and saw u only deal in ladies affair!!smh-mehn,NICCAQ,u are jobless

Are u fkin kidding me

ShirelleBaby: U should use the habit of the gutter girl u dated to generalise ur gutter opinions-it is just like dating a rich man kid and she requests for juice to eat her meal and u say she is not a good option?grow sense into ur thick skull

ShirelleBaby: #EDITED#just went tru all ur posts and saw u only deal in ladies affair!!smh-mehn,NICCAQ,u are jobless

Good of you.U jst show your joblessness and lack of home trainning.
GUYS BEWARE OF THIS POO(ugly thing).
Im too busy to have ur time. u ar a lucky poo!!!

What! U must hv eaten wella with ghetto girls to think this..........

alexdellafonte:

N btw, the thing dey bite you ni....ehyahh i dont knw u are one of them. I don spoil market for u na

tlanry:

Good of you.U jst show your joblessness and lack of home trainning.
GUYS BEWARE OF THIS POO(ugly thing).
Im too busy to have ur time. u ar a lucky poo!!!

did u just call me ugly?lmao--i just corrected ur gutter thinking and instead of saying THANK YOU-u are displaying ur ghetto skills!!I GIVE UP

Most ridiculous assumptions about ladies ever seen.......OP clap for urself,u re getting there.

miztola: Most ridiculous assumptions about ladies ever seen.......OP clap for urself,u re getting there.

so you are one of them too. I GIVE UP!!!

tlanry:

N btw, the thing dey bite you ni....ehyahh i dont knw u are one of them. I don spoil market for u na

Wetin dey wori dis ode.
Mumu buruku.

Ur points were baseless it simply shows u re frm d slums.

Lmao

@op, you eff up big time! Though, am a guy but I can't support you on this one. Your thread is trash. It should have gone to Jokes section.