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ADVICE HIM PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS by Nobody: 6:18pm On Nov 29, 2014
My guy just complained to me dat a neighbors wyf is always shouting on top of her voice whenever dey are making love(his flat is d closest to their bedroom) &dis makes him uncorfortable as much as it triggers selfish interest in him(man no be wood)
He was planning to confront dem based on dis bt I told him to wait till I brainstorm on possible solutions.
Fellow NLanders,any advice for him?
Re: ADVICE HIM PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS by kozaic(f): 6:22pm On Nov 29, 2014
You wants 2 confront a neigbour and his legally married wife eh?

U can talk 2 him nt confront him..
Re: ADVICE HIM PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS by ronald4lif(m): 6:27pm On Nov 29, 2014
ofiafuluego:
My guy just complained to me dat a neighbors wyf is always shouting on top of her voice whenever dey are making love(his flat is d closest to their bedroom) &dis makes him uncorfortable as much as it triggers selfish interest in him(man no be wood)
He was planning to confront dem based on dis bt I told him to wait till I brainstorm on possible solutions.
Fellow NLanders,any advice for him?

Tell your friend to purchase some powerful sound woofers and each time they start making loud sexual moaning he should power on his sets and play it to the level in which he won't be getting the sex moans again. They may get to understand why he always play it loud only when they are making love and if they are civil and considerate they will adjust

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Re: ADVICE HIM PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS by viczing(m): 6:27pm On Nov 29, 2014
You can talk to them about it like a joke that's if you guys are friendly to each other, if they refuse put a porn cd on your home theatre and put it to the loudest na dem go aproach u to beg, pikin wey say en mama no go sleep will not sleep as well. grin

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Re: ADVICE HIM PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS by Nobody: 8:08pm On Nov 29, 2014
viczing:
You can talk to them about it like a joke that's if you guys are friendly to each other, if they refuse put a porn cd on your home theatre and put it to the loudest na dem go aproach u to beg, pikin wey say en mama no go sleep will not sleep as well. grin
Dead on point. Your friend should try this.
Re: ADVICE HIM PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS by Nobody: 8:32pm On Nov 29, 2014
Re: ADVICE HIM PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS by Nobody: 8:34pm On Nov 29, 2014
kristina1:
advice him pls
Re: ADVICE HIM PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS by chimerase2: 9:33pm On Nov 29, 2014
Tell amu any time dey re doin de tin
Make e use vesline de rub amu
He will cum like neva before undecided

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Re: ADVICE HIM PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS by Nobody: 10:10pm On Nov 29, 2014
chimerase2:
Tell amu any time dey re doin de tin
Make e use vesline de rub amu
He will cum like neva before undecided
Rub amu?
Smh
Re: ADVICE HIM PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS by Afrok(m): 10:19pm On Nov 29, 2014
Tell ur friend to observe and write something like a timetable for his neighbour's sexual days, if it's everyday no wahala coz it's all well and good for my advice to him.
Okay! Tell ur friend to always get his girlfriend and his formationsneighbour ready, once his neighbour starts their match he should start his own match with his girlfriend and this time the girl should moan and shout above the neighbour's voice.
If the girlfriend cannot shout much, he can help her and moan loud even if the thing no sweet am.

Another option is for him to buy pornographyy (while change my pornographyy to indecency lipsrsealed) and play it loud any time his neighbour resumes work undecided.
Re: ADVICE HIM PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS by Charles4075(m): 10:25pm On Nov 29, 2014
Chai... Rotfl. This guy above me ehh, I fear you ohh. See comments my good God..
Re: ADVICE HIM PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS by Nobody: 10:37pm On Nov 29, 2014
kozaic:
You wants 2 confront a neigbour and his legally married wife eh?

U can talk 2 him nt confront him..
because they are legally married that gives them the right to disturb their neighborhood with sex?


op tell ur friend to talk to him with his cool early in the morning but if the disturbance still persist confront him.

if na me i fit even kick him balls
Re: ADVICE HIM PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS by viczing(m): 11:13pm On Nov 29, 2014
MzPreshie:
Dead on point. Your friend should try this.

I tell u
Re: ADVICE HIM PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS by Nobody: 12:11am On Nov 30, 2014
Whenever they start...just TEAR-GAS the area ..
Perhaps with local tear gas...
Re: ADVICE HIM PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS by Nobody: 12:38am On Nov 30, 2014
Ask them politely for three some.

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Re: ADVICE HIM PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS by ABEngine(m): 1:29am On Nov 30, 2014
Lol, you got a Dj for a neighbour? A pair Beats by DRE and some "looku looku" tunes would do the magic otherwise confronting him might earn you "Beats by neighbour" and it totally FOC. You choose
Re: ADVICE HIM PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS by Nobody: 2:29am On Nov 30, 2014
ofiafuluego:
My guy just complained to me dat a neighbors wyf is always shouting on top of her voice whenever dey are making love(his flat is d closest to their bedroom) &dis makes him uncorfortable as much as it triggers selfish interest in him(man no be wood)
He was planning to confront dem based on dis bt I told him to wait till I brainstorm on possible solutions.
Fellow NLanders,any advice for him?
nice one; okay here my advice...
Tell ur friend; to codedly bore a hole through his wall; so as to enable him see through... So when they start; he gets to know; peep through, and see them clearly... I think that should help...

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