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| 10 Rules To My Future Girlfriend by paulaspearz(f): 2:16pm On Jul 13, 2014 |
I saw this stuff on my friend's phone and decided to share. "Just so we are on the same page before we start our relationship,here are my own rules: 1- if you think you're fat,you probably are,dont ask me. 2- birthdays,valentines and anniversaries are not quests to see if i can find the perfect present. 3- if you ask a question you dont want an answer to,expect an answer you dnt want to hear. 4- let me ogle.if i dont look at other women,how can i know how pretty you are? 5- Dont rub the lamp if you dont want the genie to come out. 6- if you dont dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,dont expect me to act like the guys in soap operas. 7-you can either ask me to do something OR tell me how you want it done - not both 8- The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. 9- Ask for what you want.Subtle hints dont work. 10- Anyone can buy condoms. Ladies do you agree with this? |
| Re: 10 Rules To My Future Girlfriend by AdeniyiA(m): 2:27pm On Jul 13, 2014 |
 OP are you a male or female, or rather this is just a copy nd paste jargon  |
| Re: 10 Rules To My Future Girlfriend by Tallesty1(m): 2:33pm On Jul 13, 2014 |
Lez alert  ;> |
| Re: 10 Rules To My Future Girlfriend by harlos: 2:37pm On Jul 13, 2014 |
The lines are not even straight  You'll be forever single, olohun. |
| Re: 10 Rules To My Future Girlfriend by paulaspearz(f): 2:39pm On Jul 13, 2014 |
AdeniyiA:do you know what humour is? |
| Re: 10 Rules To My Future Girlfriend by Tattooboy: 2:44pm On Jul 13, 2014 |
harlos: The lines are not even straightgbagbe! Some of d lines are cool e.g 6, 7, 8, & 10 |
| Re: 10 Rules To My Future Girlfriend by fuckshit: 2:52pm On Jul 13, 2014 |
FÜCK!!! hope them FÜCKING ladies are paying attention to this |
| Re: 10 Rules To My Future Girlfriend by vizkiz: 3:09pm On Jul 13, 2014 |
My gf called me now that she's is on her way to my house, and there's a girl naked on my bed....Abeg what should i do?  |
| Re: 10 Rules To My Future Girlfriend by cricifixo: 3:16pm On Jul 13, 2014 |
vizkiz: My gf called me now that she's is on her way to my house, and there's a girl naked on my bed....Abeg what should i do?my advice, wait 4 her to come & then bleep d shit out of 'em both 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Rules To My Future Girlfriend by CoachDX: 5:51pm On Jul 13, 2014 |
Na-ah! These traits shouldn't be ascribed to a good relationship. Anyone in this kind must be suffering. |
| Re: 10 Rules To My Future Girlfriend by paulaspearz(f): 7:21pm On Jul 13, 2014 |
vizkiz: My gf called me now that she's is on her way to my house, and there's a girl naked on my bed....Abeg what should i do?lol allow come to de hauz den u guys will have a party |
| Re: 10 Rules To My Future Girlfriend by paulaspearz(f): 7:22pm On Jul 13, 2014 |
vizkiz: My gf called me now that she's is on her way to my house, and there's a girl naked on my bed....Abeg what should i do?lol allow come to de hauz and join u nd de oda gal |
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