My conscience has really been biting me since the last few days......ask me why??......I had gotten a nyc restaurant in town ,met with the waiter nd planned with him to put a ring(cost me a lot) inside the glass thingy .xo I culd propose to my fiancee in a romantic way (just lyk they did in a film I watched ),but all went BOOM!!!....on friday evening precisely 8pm thereabout after work I manuveured around town picked up my fiancee from her place took her to the restaurant as earlier agreed (surely she knew I wnted to propose to her dat night )I wuld lyk to jump the events dat happened nxt to where she was taking her drink(red wine(mexican)).the waiter winked @ me as he served our glass of wine ,we did a toast nd the the next thing dat happened was lyk a scammer playing a fast one on me .SHE GULPED WINE WITH 2karat GOLD PLATED RING DOWN HER THROAT...nd she even got pissed cos I couldn't propose to her dat night...nw she is nt even picking up my calls......m xo TOAST..

Pls guyz I really need ur advice ....it may luk lyk a cock nd bull story...its just dat m bad @ narrating events ..

Mtchewwwwwwww

dytbabe: Mtchewwwwwwww

its kul if u ve nothin to say...bt I just siad its nt a bull story

dytbabe: Mtchewwwwwwww

its kul if u ve nothin to say...bt I just said its nt a bull story

Have you done an X-ray to find the location of the ring

she as nt given me a chance to explain@omicron....bt m already sorting things out with her

kunki90: she as nt given me a chance to explain@omicron....bt m already sorting things out with her

ok. Give her a lil more time. Try and reach her via chats first - fb, bbm, watsapp -and tell her how you wanted to only make it so special.

Reassure her, but don't go too hard about it.

Just tell her not to flush her next poop

brb

Tell ha to watch out for her poo...dat ur plans for her is dere.

LMAO

u want kill her.

Jes passing with my 32 sparkling!

Thanks guyz ..especially@emicron

Thanks guyz ..especially@emicron

OohMpa: She's not picking your calls?
Better run to her apartment and ask her if she don shït. If so, enter soak away pit find am.....
Foolish bwoi wanting to pull a Hollywood tale
Here resemble U.S.?

foolish boi??....

sexylogan:

1000 likes from me, Dyt.

ur lack of self esteem will kill U!!

Nigerian girls are very hungry.

You have learnt your lesson.

If you want to surprise a girl, don't put it inside food, hunger won't allow her see the romance in your action..

sexylogan:

Pls tell him again. He won't hear.
He put an engagement ring in the champagne glass of a babe who has never drank it before and was expecting her to
only take a sip.
OP, instead of you to be sifting through your babe's poop you are here crying. Rubbish

In fact if he wants to propose to a Nigerian girl again, let him buy her suya, sharwama and drink her to stupor, then bring a ring wrapped twice in a carton and place it on her finger.

The boy Bleep up..

This one nawa!
No worry she go sheet am out
if she does, search for it in her poo with your fingers
Then right there, you do the proposing
Nothing beats such a romantic proposal

NOTHING SPOIL!

The waiter get brain pass u I swear



Boy sold off your ring and put small cube sugar in your girl's wine




Lol





Fake story though

Thank guyz includin all those guyz wey still dey gf/bf

And are u sure... The ring is inside wat ur gf drank? My naija babe no dey drink anyhow... I trust them

O.P all is not lost u can try this out https://www.nairaland.com/1506366/guy-proposed-girlfriend-dressed-homeless

Pls who has BlackBerry charger. Abeg

Reading your story on my iPad 5 with MTN 5K normal data subscription inside my 2014 range sport, o boy keep calling her not to poo any how.

na wa o. so your girl swallow ring, she nor sabi say she swallow anything.
OP, you can lie o