(1). "People exaggerate Corruption in Nigeria. It is
not even our first or second problem, maybe the
third"- President Jonathan (2014)
(2). "You must be very stupid for saying I bleach my
skin. Tell your Editors I said you're stupid."- Alao
Akala to Punch Reporter
(3). "How will you tell me I don't have right to
treasury of Oyo State Government. The Govt I
installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010)
(4). "We want to thank the President for bringing
Facebook to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran
Maku. (2009)
(5). “I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” –
Dame Patience Jonathan (2010)
(6). "If I don't contest, Nigerians will feel wan kine" -
President Goodluck Jonathan to Christiana Amanpour
on CNN
(7). "God is a Democrat, does not support rigging but
if you rig and succeed, that means God approves of
it.” - Gov. Jonah Jang.
( 8 ) . "President Yar'Adua can rule from anywhere in
the World"- AGF Michael Aandoaka SAN, AGF to
Yar'Adua
(9). "Most of what Nigerians call corruption is not
corruption. It is mere stealing" - President Goodluck
Jonathan (2014)
(10). “I can see camera people. Are they going to
televise us alive?” -Dame Patience Jonathan (2012)
(11). "Na only you waka come? Diaris God o!" - Dame
Patience Jonathan (2014)
(12). “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attacks are
everywhere … maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ
(13). "Those that died at the Immigration stampede
died as a result of impatience"- Min of Interior, Abba
Moro. (2014)
(14). "Boko Haram has restricted my movements
within Nigeria. Why are you asking me to go Chibok?
Will that #BringBackOurGirls? - President Goodluck
Jonathan (2014)
(15). "No girls were abducted from Chibok. It is a
hoax to make President Jonathan look bad." -
Unofficial Presidential Spokesman, Asari 'Obese
Thug' Dokubo (2014).
(16). "I did not say Boko Haram was in my cabinet.
What I said was they were everywhere in my
government." - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014).

(17). "Abuja is not for poor people" -Nasir El-Rufai(2006)

(18). Although Ojuckwu is dead but his manhood is still
alive...Mama Peace

(19). Go and die! - Oshiomole to the widow.
(20). APC will end bokoharam within 100 days in office-
Buhari
(21). If you pay N25,000 as school fees, you will get N25,000
worth of knowledge. But if you pay N350,000 as school
fees, you will get N350,000 worth of knowledge- Raji
Fashola

(22) I'll make the country ungovernable.... says Former
Military President- Buhari

(23) "My fellow Widows" - Patience Jonathan, 2010

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