see your teeth

shey e fine

thank you O' Jare

omg!!!!that was so bad i had to copy it for some of my pest frnds and guess what i have some to share also,

people say u are an asset and i will say they are wrong cos u are off 2 letters which means u are simply an @$$

u are so short that u took a passport and ur legs were showing in it

lol newbie
u gona fit in

rich_pitt:

omg!!!!that was so bad i had to copy it for some of my pest frnds and guess what i have some to share also,

people say u are an asset and i will say they are wrong because u are off 2 letters which means u are simply an @$$

u are so short that u took a passport and ur legs were showing in it

i knew u'll see it.
cos ur eyeballs are bigger than ur head. GBAM !

u would be really mean to say dos tins u wrote down to anyone at all

lmao some wud b useful sha

Hehe me likey i want use am oo so rude doe i dunno, [b][/b]

lol

mo fe kajo jade fun ounje ale you will pay thought and after that have a nice day lmao

@layi-just what i've been looking for.thanks

Hmm

Kunbee:

Hmm

so?

Ki lo de

Kunbee all these your jokes

why u nor show ur hand before??

abeg give us more, more! & more jor!! love 'em all

Thanks jor


I always had that thread, just never had time to post . Thank vicks cos na him make me search for am sef



I will post more later, manage am small

ma dear, you're welcome

Dat was cool. Ha ha ha. Cnt stop laughing

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It's far better to stay silent and let others think you're stupid then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

I would have been your dad but the dog beat me up the stairs.
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you are an asshole.
You know what would be a fun game to play? I close my eyes and count to three and you f@!# off.
They ruined a perfect asshole when they put teeth in your mouth.

Nice words, it is in deed very deadly.

you can say all that u know in dis life and all dat u have in ur head am listening because it wont take more than 2 minutes.pls allow me talk to one fool i cant talk to two fools at a time

if u say such mean things to annoying people people they may slap u out of annoyance

casper: YES YESS!!!!!!!1
i have gotten things to say to my oga at work now lol

just pray for me sha

Dat would be lovely
Gotta try out some of these on my boss too. lol

^^^ and be ready for a sack letter

Ivynwa runs into the thread breathing fast and looking for somewhere to hide

Do bear with me, a certain woman is chasing me all over nairaland and I have to run here for succour.
Please people in this thread do permit me to say a few nice things to her.

"Woman stop stalking me, go and live your life and let me live my own. You have been going about nairaland washing me down for being unmarried and calling me old and other unprintables that I have learnt to stop reading. All I did wrong was telling you to stop mocking people with the problem they share in the forum days/months after they have posted threads about their problems.
Yes I am single and unmarried and enjoying my life until I meet the one God has for me. Please let me be. I may be old in your book but I am still beautiful, young, very stylish, very shapy too, attractive in my own book so what you think doesn't matter. I am happy for you that you are married and have children dearie. Stop making an afront on the dignity of all women by weighing/appreciating/depreciating us all on a scale of "I got a man and you haven't". Don't you have self esteem girl? The way you go about ranting on and on about marriage/husband shows that you have no atom of self esteem. Is husband all the self esteem you've got Baby? There's more to the person/beauty/heart of a woman than the man standing beside her. The man on the arms of a woman is not the essence of a woman. We are first women before we got blessed with whatever men we have. Give womanhood a break Baby.
Now run along and be good, I know that you are reading sweetie. . You are so very obsessed with me. Kisses to you stalker.

Almost 7years ago!