Ivynwa: Ivynwa runs into the thread breathing fast and looking for somewhere to hide

Do bear with me, a certain woman is chasing me all over nairaland and I have to run here for succour.
Please people in this thread do permit me to say a few nice things to her.

"Woman stop stalking me, go and live your life and let me live my own. You have been going about nairaland washing me down for being unmarried and calling me old and other unprintables that I have learnt to stop reading. All I did wrong was telling you to stop mocking people with the problem they share in the forum days/months after they have posted threads about their problems.
Yes I am single and unmarried and enjoying my life until I meet the one God has for me. Please let me be. I may be old in your book but I am still beautiful, young, very stylish, very shapy too, attractive in my own book so what you think doesn't matter. I am happy for you that you are married and have children dearie. Stop making an afront on the dignity of all women by weighing/appreciating/depreciating us all on a scale of "I got a man and you haven't". Don't you have self esteem girl? The way you go about ranting on and on about marriage/husband shows that you have no atom of self esteem. Is husband all the self esteem you've got Baby? There's more to the person/beauty/heart of a woman than the man standing beside her. The man on the arms of a woman is not the essence of a woman. We are first women before we got blessed with whatever men we have. Give womanhood a break Baby.
Now run along and be good, I know that you are reading sweetie. . You are so very obsessed with me. Kisses to you stalker.

Pls gist me, Do I know this Stalker? Am having ideas o!

Ivynwa: Ivynwa runs into the thread breathing fast and looking for somewhere to hide

Do bear with me, a certain woman is chasing me all over nairaland and I have to run here for succour.
Please people in this thread do permit me to say a few nice things to her.

"Woman stop stalking me, go and live your life and let me live my own. You have been going about nairaland washing me down for being unmarried and calling me old and other unprintables that I have learnt to stop reading. All I did wrong was telling you to stop mocking people with the problem they share in the forum days/months after they have posted threads about their problems.
Yes I am single and unmarried and enjoying my life until I meet the one God has for me. Please let me be. I may be old in your book but I am still beautiful, young, very stylish, very shapy too, attractive in my own book so what you think doesn't matter. I am happy for you that you are married and have children dearie. Stop making an afront on the dignity of all women by weighing/appreciating/depreciating us all on a scale of "I got a man and you haven't". Don't you have self esteem girl? The way you go about ranting on and on about marriage/husband shows that you have no atom of self esteem. Is husband all the self esteem you've got Baby? There's more to the person/beauty/heart of a woman than the man standing beside her. The man on the arms of a woman is not the essence of a woman. We are first women before we got blessed with whatever men we have. Give womanhood a break Baby.
Now run along and be good, I know that you are reading sweetie. . You are so very obsessed with me. Kisses to you stalker.

Pls gist me, Do I know this Stalker? Am having ideas o! ;-)

Very funny dear!
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Oh you want mean?
How about telling wicked people that they better repent because they won’t be alive forever!

https://www.nairaland.com/4831069/truth-set-free-john-8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTNzXO2VVtE

You may look at me and think I mean to be mean but the only time I mean to be mean is when I mean to be mean and mean time I don't mean to be mean to you so please don't mean to be mean to me by demeaning me for it will mean so much to me and I mean it; know what I mean?

Contrast. Please stop!

From this day on I shall be known as Bob. For Bob is a good name and I am good. But if you want you can just call me Sally.

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Contrast. Please stop!