babeline:

That's cos for some reason, I type words and when I post it d wording changes. I don't get y

guess you are new here, your predicament is the doings of our Oga at the top Mr Osewa
Try doing it like this
Aashawo or Stu.pid
You see!?
Thank me larra

mstik: were you conceived on the highway? That's where most accidents happen

Ok that's it,I'm dead

mzlizabelle: Because of the lines I have on my forehead, a friend said to me "see your wifi head, e be like Internet provider"

can i see those lines

I Told My Sister "You're Psychologically UnBalance" And She Just Stood Dumb Founded Without Knowing What It Means. It Took Her 2 Months To Know The Meaning

if u want to go beyond 2:2 (as in second class lower), u v to stop bearing tutu! A lecturer to a friend

if u want to go beyond 2:2 (as in second class lower), u v to stop bearing tutu! A lecturer to a friend

American dusting powder...
Imported gorilla....
Biscuit without Nafdac number....Everlasting soak-away....
Indian ponmo.....
Telephone pole......
Foolish idiot.....
Idiotic fool......

E be like goat wey catch ebola

Heard these from my boss:

Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything

you wouldn't like to remain in a "teachable" state of mind

Why are you always in a rush to make mistake

The size of your brain is inversely proportional to your height. The insult is meant for a tall person

Agybabe:
na cashew fruit o. Hungry ehn fit kill pesin.

hey... Cashew? Abeg hope bat nor dey τђε̣ cashew tree sha?? Na God I take beg u, make u nor chop bat's remnant oo... BEWARE OF EBOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talking to you is like giving a goat a scholarship

alexgold010: if he asked u such question what do u normally do?

I z we shall reply with anoda loud noise from our lafta and quickly rushed ourselves to our room to conclude τђε̣ later part of our lafz, and leave him in τђε̣ sitting room to enjoy his news... Chei, I missed doz moment...

I told my dad is nt good for some1 to eat rabbit ears....He den replied:- if I (him) eat 100 rabbit ears my (his) ears can not be as big as urs (mine). d yab enta my body lik ice block. My ears de moderate tho

unbreakable chinchin skeleton no bottom instrument of toilet

In ma dialect, they usually says..omo-ale,oloriburuk, mi oni jere e...insult of a mother to her children,especially if get her angry.

kai, no be small thing o

Are you usually this stupid or u re just making an extra effort today?
You need to format Ʊя̩̥̊ brain coz its full of shit and remember to move from KB to TB. The world moved on.

You are disgracer!

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth.You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human.

Segirl18: Mine is an insult hurled together with either a ma/sir/aunty/uncle for a person

e.g, 'Im very sorry to say ma, u must be a stupid person... Or se kin se pe e tin ya were 'ma'?

The most hilarious i recieved was 'e ma binu aunty, sugbon, se mo pe e go? (pardon me aunty, but do u knw u r VERY stupid?).... Chaie! I no fit cry

More lik some1 telling u pls do well to think b4 talking sir!!....u go wan die

A lecturer to ma friends, you guys don't hav to behave like a mad man

...U jst proved beyond reasonable doubt dat ur brain is smaller dan a clit.o.ris.......@Nairaland

Irredemable nonentity
You are behaving like a timid snail in its cracked shell
You may hve been given birth to but u were not given proper breeding
Born troway pikin
Dem don use ur head do sacrifice for ori ta meta (where 3 junctions meet)

My HOD to my fat department guy while we were in our 3rd year..

"See as you fat,...you sure say you don open your book since you enter futo?...

Guy dem slim fit u?

'You're a wasted sperm'.

To a guy with straight broad shoulders-I am sure that when you die,your skeleton will be used as a hanger.

To a friend that was bragging to me when he came back from the the Nigerian defence Academy screening-Am sure that when you go there you will be used as canon fodder in sambisa,and even then you will still be ineffective since effective canon fodder survive a minute into a fight.

write2obi:
guess you are new here, your predicament is the doings of our Oga at the top Mr Osewa
Try doing it like this
Aashawo or Stu.pid
You see!?
Thank me larra

Ahh OK I see now thanks! Thought it was from my phone

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