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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by write2obi(m): 5:42pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
babeline:guess you are new here, your predicament is the doings of our Oga at the top Mr Osewa Try doing it like this Aashawo or Stu.pid You see!? Thank me larra |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by samexlafaze: 5:46pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
mstik: were you conceived on the highway? That's where most accidents happenOk that's it,I'm dead |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by write2obi(m): 5:48pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
mzlizabelle: Because of the lines I have on my forehead, a friend said to me "see your wifi head, e be like Internet provider"can i see those lines |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Shedrack777: 5:50pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
I Told My Sister "You're Psychologically UnBalance" And She Just Stood Dumb Founded Without Knowing What It Means. It Took Her 2 Months To Know The Meaning |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Datsme: 5:55pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
if u want to go beyond 2:2 (as in second class lower), u v to stop bearing tutu! A lecturer to a friend 1 Like |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Datsme: 5:56pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
if u want to go beyond 2:2 (as in second class lower), u v to stop bearing tutu! A lecturer to a friend |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Gbengem(m): 5:58pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Gbengem: D day M̶̲̥̅γ younger sis was like." Your brain transmission box Ȋ̝̊̅§ faulty." M̶̲̥̅γ head enter factory reset instantly I almost got tempted to hit her. |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 6:04pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
American dusting powder... Imported gorilla.... Biscuit without Nafdac number....Everlasting soak-away.... Indian ponmo..... Telephone pole...... Foolish idiot..... Idiotic fool...... E be like goat wey catch ebola |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Kala11(m): 6:09pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Heard these from my boss: Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything you wouldn't like to remain in a "teachable" state of mind Why are you always in a rush to make mistake 2 Likes |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by agrovick(m): 6:11pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
The size of your brain is inversely proportional to your height. The insult is meant for a tall person |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Dayjhihannon01(m): 6:15pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Agybabe:hey... Cashew? Abeg hope bat nor dey τђε̣ cashew tree sha?? Na God I take beg u, make u nor chop bat's remnant oo... BEWARE OF EBOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by eddyvilla: 6:16pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Talking to you is like giving a goat a scholarship 1 Like |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Dayjhihannon01(m): 6:18pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
alexgold010: if he asked u such question what do u normally do?I z we shall reply with anoda loud noise from our lafta and quickly rushed ourselves to our room to conclude τђε̣ later part of our lafz, and leave him in τђε̣ sitting room to enjoy his news... Chei, I missed doz moment... |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Heycube(m): 6:25pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
I told my dad is nt good for some1 to eat rabbit ears....He den replied:- if I (him) eat 100 rabbit ears my (his) ears can not be as big as urs (mine). d yab enta my body lik ice block. My ears de moderate tho 2 Likes |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Hardeytohlar(f): 6:45pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
unbreakable chinchin skeleton no bottom instrument of toilet |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by neyur: 6:50pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
In ma dialect, they usually says..omo-ale,oloriburuk, mi oni jere e...insult of a mother to her children,especially if get her angry. |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 6:50pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
kai, no be small thing o |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Epathra(f): 6:55pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Are you usually this stupid or u re just making an extra effort today? You need to format Ʊя̩̥̊ brain coz its full of shit and remember to move from KB to TB. The world moved on. |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by room089: 7:07pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
You are disgracer! |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 7:09pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth.You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell? You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by DiscodeeFUTA(m): 7:11pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Segirl18: Mine is an insult hurled together with either a ma/sir/aunty/uncle for a person More lik some1 telling u pls do well to think b4 talking sir!!....u go wan die |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by funshyboi(m): 7:41pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
A lecturer to ma friends, you guys don't hav to behave like a mad man |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by ayzero6487(m): 7:41pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
...U jst proved beyond reasonable doubt dat ur brain is smaller dan a clit.o.ris.......@Nairaland |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Akposy(m): 8:19pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Irredemable nonentity You are behaving like a timid snail in its cracked shell You may hve been given birth to but u were not given proper breeding Born troway pikin Dem don use ur head do sacrifice for ori ta meta (where 3 junctions meet) |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by laplace19(m): 8:47pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
My HOD to my fat department guy while we were in our 3rd year.. "See as you fat,...you sure say you don open your book since you enter futo?... 1 Like |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by mickel00(m): 8:55pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Guy dem slim fit u? 1 Like |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by popson1(m): 8:59pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
'You're a wasted sperm'. |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by sonyc00(m): 9:26pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
To a guy with straight broad shoulders-I am sure that when you die,your skeleton will be used as a hanger. |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by sonyc00(m): 9:32pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
To a friend that was bragging to me when he came back from the the Nigerian defence Academy screening-Am sure that when you go there you will be used as canon fodder in sambisa,and even then you will still be ineffective since effective canon fodder survive a minute into a fight. |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 9:35pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
write2obi: Ahh OK I see now thanks! Thought it was from my phone |
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 9:41pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 10:00pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
You're a curse about to manifest. |
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