Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Mubby4luv(m): 8:32am On Aug 13, 2014 |
Why are you always online arguments . A guy can never win tht argument. 1 Like |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by tonyx4x44(m): 8:33am On Aug 13, 2014 |
definitely number 15 i always never understand that! we've been fighting for over 20 minutes for stupid reasons you probably instigated then you demand an "i love you"?! well i do love you, but this is definitely not the best moment Then another fight occurs 3 Likes |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by YoungDaNaval(m): 8:44am On Aug 13, 2014 |
And This Trash Made Fp? Mod Plz!!! |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Nobody: 8:45am On Aug 13, 2014 |
Okay. |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by saintneo(m): 8:46am On Aug 13, 2014 |
10
This caused a breakup. |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by kazmanbanjoko(m): 8:48am On Aug 13, 2014 |
confirm ni oooooo 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by kadas01(m): 8:56am On Aug 13, 2014 |
Superstar007:
How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?
1. 20 litres of hot drink 2. 7male goats for elders 3. 7 female goats for the old women 4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for the youths. 5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for the young girls. 6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes for the oldest men and women in the family. 7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola. 8. One bull for the king and elders in council. 9. A sewing machine for the younger sister. 10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of dangote cement. 11.Three gallons of 20litres palm wine. 12. 2 white sheep for her elder and younger brothers. 13. 200 bathroom slippers for the villagers. 14. 50liters of petrol 15. 4 handsets for her other siblings. 16. 7 cartons each of star beer, coke and snap. 17. The father and mother's clothes with the sum of N180,000. 18. 2 big box that will be use to park her clothes. 19. A white bicycle for her uncle. 20. when coming with the above items, come with the cow that will be killed for the marriage ceremony.
Na bad thing to marry again? Chai! Chai! Chai! Na only you walka go collect this long list?!! Abeg no take laugh kill person o! |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by buttymachiavelli(m): 8:58am On Aug 13, 2014 |
Lol @ d post. U didn't include *'U didn't tell me my cloth ws fine' fight, even wen she looked lyk a wet duck on dat dress. *'Why didn't u introduce me properly to dat girl' fight. As a man, u dnt ever think you will win dis fight, she wnts u to tell dat pretty lady dat she is ur galfrnd. *'U dnt call as u used to do' fight. There can. neva b a perfect explanation to dis question. Dnt even tell ha you've bin a little busy. The list goes on........ 2 Likes |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Nobody: 9:02am On Aug 13, 2014 |
Hehe funny! |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Nobody: 9:06am On Aug 13, 2014 |
Superstar007:
How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?
1. 20 litres of hot drink 2. 7male goats for elders 3. 7 female goats for the old women 4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for the youths. 5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for the young girls. 6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes for the oldest men and women in the family. 7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola. 8. One bull for the king and elders in council. 9. A sewing machine for the younger sister. 10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of dangote cement. 11.Three gallons of 20litres palm wine. 12. 2 white sheep for her elder and younger brothers. 13. 200 bathroom slippers for the villagers. 14. 50liters of petrol 15. 4 handsets for her other siblings. 16. 7 cartons each of star beer, coke and snap. 17. The father and mother's clothes with the sum of N180,000. 18. 2 big box that will be use to park her clothes. 19. A white bicycle for her uncle. 20. when coming with the above items, come with the cow that will be killed for the marriage ceremony.
Na bad thing to marry again? Abeg na which tribe? I need to avoid that tribe like plague 1 Like |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Angel196(f): 9:10am On Aug 13, 2014 |
Superstar007:
How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?
1. 20 litres of hot drink 2. 7male goats for elders 3. 7 female goats for the old women 4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for the youths. 5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for the young girls. 6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes for the oldest men and women in the family. 7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola. 8. One bull for the king and elders in council. 9. A sewing machine for the younger sister. 10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of dangote cement. 11.Three gallons of 20litres palm wine. 12. 2 white sheep for her elder and younger brothers. 13. 200 bathroom slippers for the villagers. 14. 50liters of petrol 15. 4 handsets for her other siblings. 16. 7 cartons each of star Abeg watin u tell them say u wan do? Talk true o cos this is not only about marriage. Ha! they wan kill person |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Tinyemeka(m): 9:35am On Aug 13, 2014 |
NOLONGTIN1: Being in a relationship isn’t all holding hands and rainbows and consistent intimacy. There comes a time, every so often, when a couple butts heads, which is exactly why they invented make-up sex.
As much as he protests, as much as he tries to fight back, there are just some arguments that no matter what, a man will never win. Because — repeat after me — the lady is always right. Here are 11 arguments a guy will never win with his girlfriend.
1. The “Be Honest” Fight “Be honest. Do you think I’ve gained weight?” “Maybe a little bit.” “WHAT?!” “You said be honest….” That’s the thing about honesty — when someone asks for it, it probably means you should lie. Except when it comes to questions about her weight, her ass and her parents… then you shoulddefinitelylie.
2. The “Why Were You Checking Her Out?” Fight Even if you weren’t checking out another girl, even your eyeballs could not have possibly looked in the direction your girlfriend is claiming, even if there wasn’t an actual female in sight. You’re never going to win this argument. And the more you protest, the more she’ll fire back. Take a tip from my senior history teacher: Always give her the view of the restaurant so your eyes aren’t tempted to wander.
3. The “I Can’t Read Your Mind” Fight “I didn’t mean it when I said I didn’t want to celebrate our anniversary!”
4. The “I Caught You Looking At P.orn” Fight Men are always getting caught looking at p.orn, and this time it’s no different. Tuck your tail under, tell her the requisite things she needs to hear and have some make-up sex that’s better than the movies.
5. The “Leaving Flirty Comments On Facebook” Fight Oh, so you thought we wouldn’t see that borderline slutty comment you left on that girl’s Facebook photo in which she so happens to look pretty darn good like a b*tch? Delete it now or else you shall feel the wrath of one thousand suns.
6. The “We’re Watching ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ Tonight” Fight We promise you’ll really like it in the end! It’s so good, there’s even Meryl Streep and we all justdieover her. Thanks baby, you’re the best! Shut. It. Down.
7. The “Make More Of An Effort With My Friends” Fight You know what you have to do. Even if it means dancing to Katy Perry and not touching your girlfriend’s ass for two hours.
8. The “I’m Drunk And Irrational And Need Attention” Fight This fight is not unlike a Russian movie — it’s painful to get through and difficult to interpret, but there could be worse things, like needing to hold her hair back.
9. The “Why Do You Still Have That Nude Photo?” Fight Who the eff is that girl andwhere can I get her trainerdelete that sh*t right now. Why do you still have it and you better not have opened it since 2005. Congratulations bro, you just unleashed a whole load of cray cray, so make like a scissor and cut it out.
10. The “You Seriously Want To Chill With Your Bros More Than Me?” Fight Do your friends have boobs? Did they pick up those chocolate-covered bananas you like? That’s right. Didn’t think so. Go have fun playing video games and picking your noses with the guys.
11. The “You’re Coming To The Beyoncé Concert With Me” Fight She’s an icon and you know it. We won’t even mind if you hold your balls the entire night to secure your manliness. Great, buying the tickets now. We love you like XO.
12. The “I Found Something On Your Phone That I Didn’t Like” Fight So, we went snooping through your phone — clearly we needed to do some investigating. It still doesn’t compare to the perceived offensive text messages you’ve been engaging in. Regardless of how pissed you are that she broke your privacy, perhaps you shouldn’t give her any reason to do so.
13. The “Why Are You Wishing Your Ex A Happy Birthday?” Fight We don’t care if she threw a “Billy Madison”- style birthday party and then offered you a gigantic slice of cake. We all know what saying “Happy Birthday” to an ex means: I’m still not over you and I want you to think of me on your special day. Her candle was blown out ages ago.
14. The “I Don’t Want To Leave This Party Early” Fight Unless you plan on getting cozy with your hand tonight, you will stay with us until we are ready to leave. This isn’t us making a scene, it’s us relishing in the scene.
15. The “Tell Me You Love Me” Fight This one usually doesn’t come out until you’ve fought about something completely unrelated for 20 minutes. Who said girls were complicated?
www.radar.ng/art-life/15-arguments-no-guy-has-ever-won-against-his-girlfriend-and-never-will/
Reading this brought back some memories and made me laugh Buch of oyibo crappola B.S. When did Beyoncé last do a show in West Africa? And yes I had to quote the whole post. 1 Like |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by UjSizzle(f): 9:40am On Aug 13, 2014 |
Don't you just love women |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by AbiJr: 9:53am On Aug 13, 2014 |
yes! it is true women are always right, the earlier men get to know this the better for relationshipssss |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by xynerise: 9:55am On Aug 13, 2014 |
UjSizzle: Don't you just love women We don't have a choice 1 Like |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Nobody: 9:57am On Aug 13, 2014 |
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Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by shevon: 10:07am On Aug 13, 2014 |
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Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by donkross1(m): 10:12am On Aug 13, 2014 |
Superstar007:
How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?
1. 20 litres of hot drink 2. 7male goats for elders 3. 7 female goats for the old women 4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for the youths. 5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for the young girls. 6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes for the oldest men and women in the family. 7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola. 8. One bull for the king and elders in council. 9. A sewing machine for the younger sister. 10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of dangote cement. 11.Three gallons of 20litres palm wine. 12. 2 white sheep for her elder and younger brothers. 13. 200 bathroom slippers for the villagers. 14. 50liters of petrol 15. 4 handsets for her other siblings. 16. 7 cartons each of star beer, coke and snap. 17. The father and mother's clothes with the sum of N180,000. 18. 2 big box that will be use to park her clothes. 19. A white bicycle for her uncle. 20. when coming with the above items, come with the cow that will be killed for the marriage ceremony.
Na bad thing to marry again? If she is cute n you do love her then all dz are not to much to prove your love. C'mon bro, you can do it. Yes you can |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by joe17: 10:29am On Aug 13, 2014 |
Tinyemeka:
Buch of oyibo crappola B.S.
When did Beyoncé last do a show in West Africa?
And yes I had to quote the whole post. clap for ursef! |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by harffie(m): 10:30am On Aug 13, 2014 |
Tallesty1: Naija gals no get time for some of the fights you listed there. Haba....9ja girls dey do am oo...u never encounter one with serious p na y! |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by hayoakins(m): 10:40am On Aug 13, 2014 |
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Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Ahmed0336(m): 10:41am On Aug 13, 2014 |
Superstar007:
How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?
1. 20 litres of hot drink 2. 7male goats for elders 3. 7 female goats for the old women 4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for the youths. 5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for the young girls. 6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes for the oldest men and women in the family. 7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola. 8. One bull for the king and elders in council. 9. A sewing machine for the younger sister. 10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of dangote cement. 11.Three gallons of 20litres palm wine. 12. 2 white sheep for her elder and younger brothers. 13. 200 bathroom slippers for the villagers. 14. 50liters of petrol 15. 4 handsets for her other siblings. 16. 7 cartons each of star beer, coke and snap. 17. The father and mother's clothes with the sum of N180,000. 18. 2 big box that will be use to park her clothes. 19. A white bicycle for her uncle. 20. when coming with the above items, come with the cow that will be killed for the marriage ceremony.
Na bad thing to marry again? abeg no vex na the whole girls wey d village u wan marry? |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Nobody: 10:47am On Aug 13, 2014 |
If you want to be happy with your lady, after every argument, tell her that she won.
But still go ahead and do what you decided.. 1 Like |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by holyfather(m): 10:47am On Aug 13, 2014 |
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Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Odunharry(m): 10:48am On Aug 13, 2014 |
Superstar007:
How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?
1. 20 litres of hot drink 2. 7male goats for elders 3. 7 female goats for the old women 4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for the youths. 5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for the young girls. 6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes for the oldest men and women in the family. 7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola. 8. One bull for the king and elders in council. 9. A sewing machine for the younger sister. 10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of dangote cement. 11.Three gallons of 20litres palm wine. 12. 2 white sheep for her elder and younger brothers. 13. 200 bathroom slippers for the villagers. 14. 50liters of petrol 15. 4 handsets for her other siblings. 16. 7 cartons each of star beer, coke and snap. 17. The father and mother's clothes with the sum of N180,000. 18. 2 big box that will be use to park her clothes. 19. A white bicycle for her uncle. 20. when coming with the above items, come with the cow that will be killed for the marriage ceremony.
Na bad thing to marry again? o boy only u??na wah o calculate ur money make u go buy 2bus make go dy deliver money gv u daily and see ur return on investment... Wtn cncern me and d welfare of the villagers? |
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Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Nobody: 11:21am On Aug 13, 2014 |
Superstar007:
How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?
1. 20 litres of hot drink 2. 7male goats for elders 3. 7 female goats for the old women 4. 22 Jersey, 22boats boot?, and 10balls for the youths. 5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for the young girls. 6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes for the oldest men and women in the family. 7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola. 8. One bull for the king and elders in council. 9. A sewing machine for the younger sister. 10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of dangote cement. 11.Three gallons of 20litres palm wine. 12. 2 white sheep for her elder and younger brothers. 13. 200 bathroom slippers for the villagers. 14. 50liters of petrol 15. 4 handsets for her other siblings. 16. 7 cartons each of star beer, coke and snap. 17. The father and mother's clothes with the sum of N180,000. 18. 2 big box that will be use to park her clothes. 19. A white bicycle for her uncle. 20. when coming with the above items, come with the cow that will be killed for the marriage ceremony.
Na bad thing to marry again? |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Toks2008(m): 11:29am On Aug 13, 2014 |
As far as i am concerned, women are the first wonder of the world |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by hensben(m): 11:41am On Aug 13, 2014 |
donkross1: If she is cute n you do love her then all dz are not to much to prove your love. C'mon bro, you can do it. Yes you can so just because she is cute, he shouldnt bother about the list , remember, beauty fades, breeaast n ass sag but what make a lady a good wife are good cook and her characters. |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by akee01(m): 11:43am On Aug 13, 2014 |
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Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by conyema12(m): 11:58am On Aug 13, 2014 |
Superstar007:
How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?
1. 20 litres of hot drink 2. 7male goats for elders 3. 7 female goats for the old women 4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for the youths. 5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for the young girls. 6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes for the oldest men and women in the family. 7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola. 8. One bull for the king and elders in council. 9. A sewing machine for the younger sister. 10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of dangote cement. 11.Three gallons of 20litres palm wine. 12. 2 white sheep for her elder and younger brothers. 13. 200 bathroom slippers for the villagers. 14. 50liters of petrol 15. 4 handsets for her other siblings. 16. 7 cartons each of star beer, coke and snap. 17. The father and mother's clothes with the sum of N180,000. 18. 2 big box that will be use to park her clothes. 19. A white bicycle for her uncle. 20. when coming with the above items, come with the cow that will be killed for the marriage ceremony.
Na bad thing to marry again? are u 4 real op.. maybe the list is for you to marry 10 wives from the village. |
Re: 15 Arguments No Guy Has Ever Won Against His Girlfriend (and Never Will) by Nobody: 12:13pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
Superstar007:
How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?
1. 20 litres of hot drink 2. 7male goats for elders 3. 7 female goats for the old women 4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for the youths. 5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for the young girls. 6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes for the oldest men and women in the family. 7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola. 8. One bull for the king and elders in council. 9. A sewing machine for the younger sister. 10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of dangote cement. 11.Three gallons of 20litres palm wine. 12. 2 white sheep for her elder and younger brothers. 13. 200 bathroom slippers for the villagers. 14. 50liters of petrol 15. 4 handsets for her other siblings. 16. 7 cartons each of star beer, coke and snap. 17. The father and mother's clothes with the sum of N180,000. 18. 2 big box that will be use to park her clothes. 19. A white bicycle for her uncle. 20. when coming with the above items, come with the cow that will be killed for the marriage ceremony.
Na bad thing to marry again? Eyah, @OP sori ooo ... Na which state / tribe get dis outrageous list abeg.... |