Nigerian Girls have been using this tricks since time immemorial, especially during chatting. You would see chats like this;

Guy: Hi Shawty
Girl: Hey cutie

Guy: I like your D.P
Girl: Realy?? Aww! Thanks dear

Guy: Yea! For real... Like seriously, i wish you could be mine.
Girl: Hehehehe Hmn! Where do u want to place that sister?

Guy: Which sister is that
Girl: I mean your Girlfriend now...Don't tell me fine boy like you don't have a girlfriend ooo

Guy: Bidemi, am serious... am very single oooo
Girl: Femi, abegi... If i hear? leave me joor! "Don't allow your Gf to come and break my head ooooo"

Guy: Lol
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-99% of Nigerian Girls are Guilty of this, especially when they are crushing on the guy. Or should we say this is the feminine way of asking a guy out??. Lol! Big-ups to Coded NaijaSingle Girls.

that is their life challenge na...... No matter the style used to ask , the answer is we don't have a girlfriend .

We don't want to be bathed with acid


Biko

Lol.

Na girls even they ask abt my girlfrend(s) somtimes

girl:bobo

me:bae hw u

girl:iam gud,i like ur dp is so cute(na ugly pix i upload oo,but she wan enter me)

me: oh dat,tanks.

Girl:uwc,ur girl is luck,*tongue oue

me:i dont ve a girl frend(na lie oo)

girl:taaah big boy like u no girl frend?

Me:iam married,my wife must not c dis chat or she will trace u down nd brake ur neck,she doesnt joke wit me at all

girl:shuooooo,ahh pele oo



she will nevr ever bring dat topic up again

Hmmm

I discover that Nigerian girls will even prefer to date you knowing fully well that you have a girlfriend. Donno y

Guys are the better professionals at that.

They be like.

Guy: Hey sweetie, nice pic you've got there.
Girl: Oh thank you.
Guy: What are ur hobbies?
Girl: I love movies.
Guy: nice, me too, can we go see Spectre sometime this week?
Girl: No, I've got plans
Guy, hmmn, Bf plans i guess, there has to be a guy in your life who is dealing with all these sexiness.
Girl: (Planning to kill the conversation) Lol.

Merlissa:
We don't want to be bathed with acid


Biko

no one is gonna waste acid on you

I don't want to sound bad but this ought not to be on lalasticlala.........
Someone should click the link on my signature

kennygee:
Guys are the better professionals at that.

you must be speaking from experience

Girls never lack relationship skills, they upgrade techniques like fashion trend!

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WOMEN WILL NEVER CHANGE!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of the cars, the woman says...
“So, you're a man? That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied,
"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Naaaaah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence. "Drunk driver offence!" She looks away with disdain.
Hmmm! Adam ate the apple again! Men will NEVER learn! Women will Never change!!!

This trick dan tei na. Op dem just dey use am for u.

Iranu post

Is that all
Seems 'girls this and that' had a break for long

So so so true!!!



Usually when any girl sounds that way I'm like yay this one go do jare, na skills she dey exhibit... Lol

Lol




MU NWA NA_AGAFEGODI , MU NWA AKOTOCHA IRU.. ANA M ACHIKWANU!!








ABI IFULU UKWU EZE M??

Wtf ... this is on FP??
I think there is a need for additional thread descriptors/labels, for example "teenage romance discussion" etc so that folks are aware of the general thread demographic before actually painfully reading through it.

Ok na
Some chics even if them know say u get babe, them go still wan enter the place with d hope of displacing d main chic and so that dem fit dey siddon for front of the guy moto dey snap selfies

free2ryhme:


no one is gonna waste acid on you

meaning......

Sure girl. Believe me, guys are sharper too

But making this kind of post hit fp is the dumbest. If na informative post, na soso beg we go dey beg for fp

and after u don deny say u no get babe........

Am guilty of that but it has nothing to do with crushing on you, i just want you to go straight to the reason why you are chatting with me not disturbing my phone with messages everyday. and once the guy want to play along telling me he does not want my boyfriend to break his head i will tell him straight up that my boyfriend is very tall and you are in soup if he sees your message or you anywhere around me.


some guys can be very annoying with the way they chat with ladies. very early on Monday morning their first word will be 'sup' who does that? my reply is always 'sky' cos they are asking what is up. how can i have a crush on such guy that can't send sweet messages or proper greeting?

okay.

I don know say na guys go comment pass
But seriously why is it dat the handsome guys dey always dey single or is dating a wowo babe

noblegrex:
meaning......

why do you a fellow female is going to bathe you with acid

End time

Lolzzzzzz.....u r so on point