WoodcrestMayor: Dem dey tell dat kind story?

That's the idea, I don't expect him to. It's a joke!

MaziOmenuko, .

That was rhetorical...was meant to make you giggle.Itz clear I failed.I'm sorry

kika23:
That's the idea, I don't expect him to. It's a joke!

Liamm: MaziOmenuko, .

Bros, why u dey shout my name nau? Abi u dey use ma name toast chics?

Hello babe,I v a car....No greetings,Nuffin dumbass!!
I was Lyk so?kini ka shey si?

MaziOmenuko:

Bros, why u dey shout my name nau? Abi u dey use ma name toast chics?

the name dey funny o.

WoodcrestMayor: That was rhetorical...was meant to make you giggle.Itz clear I failed.I'm sorry

You don't have to be..... It's OK!!! I should have known it was rhetorical... Pardon my rigidity....

Itz alright



On a lighter note...







Did you get his number?

kika23:
You don't have to be..... It's OK!!! I should have known it was rhetorical... Pardon my rigidity....

priscaoge: One guy I met in a bus really made me cracked my ribs . After all his grammar and forming Yankee dude,he end up telling me that he want to change my surname . He forgot that I was there when a lady brought him to the park,bought ticket for him and gave him some money

E fit b the mum,aunt, sis or a friend of the family! E fit b d Guy giv d "lady" some "change" bt d lady was kind enough to return some token as t.fare etc...

WoodcrestMayor: Itz alright



On a lighter note...







Did you get his number?

Lol! I was kidding jor..... No cybernetic stuff....

Liamm: the name dey funny o.

You're obviously new on nairaland.

Welcome; get used to it.

PrincessB1: He keeps repeating; if u knw my levels {not even level} u will bow for me and follow me ryt now to my house......Just because he manage to put on canvas, shirt nd a well ironed fairly used trouser of which d stretched ironed tip can be subtituted for knife in cutting okro ..........He kip boasting wen actually he'z a shoe mender drinking garium sulphide from im mama......D next time a man boast of what hez not in my presence again I will make sure i give him a dirty slap nd run away or use stick to puncture dat his mouth So annoying

lol

kika23:
Awwww..... So sweet...... You should tell your children the story of how you met their mother.... Lmao! And please may i have your digits?

seriously? lmfao....if you want it you can get it, there is nothing to it. this is history in the making and i'd rather you tell them the story yourself. get it?

chidyhels: He told his father he liked me and the old man toasted me for him. Daddy's boy.

Are u serious

Of course u were.
Welcome to nairaland

kika23:
Lol! I was kidding jor..... No cybernetic stuff....

Jus passing by... still a learner..

BoboYekini: This actually is quite original.

How do you mean?

A guy walked up to me and said 'Babe I love cos u are NICE'.

A guy frm nowhere walked up to me and said 'Babe I love cos u are NICE'. U need to c d kind eye I take look d guy after d statement... He walked away quietly... #LOL

marieolae: @ icm one random guy gave me his fone nd started looking at me. I was like why r u giving me ur fone..nd he was like he is waiting..so I sed waiting for what? Nd he tells me I shud put my number on his fone and I shud not waste time. Lolz wtf?

Y didn't u giv him..he might jst hav been tryn 2. B funny 2 make u smile a litle..

SisiNini: A guy frm nowhere walked up to me and said 'Babe I love cos u are NICE'. U need to c d kind eye I take look d guy after d statement... He walked away quietly... #LOL

Gal u jst killed a soul wit a look...Gosh..U bad

Dbestmax:
Y didn't u giv him..he might jst hav been tryn 2. B funny 2 make u smile a litle..

no d guy was dead serious. Menhn he was strictly business. No time for chit chat lol

marieolae: no d guy was dead serious. Menhn he was strictly business. No time for chit chat lol

Funny guy..u cud hav tried givin him a wrong number 2 watch his response..

Dbestmax:
Funny guy..u cud hav tried givin him a wrong number 2 watch his response..

lol I was too surprised nd angry for that,lolz.

marieolae: lol I was too surprised nd angry for that,lolz.

I dnt blame u shaa...cud hav seemed too embarrassing..bt u've got guts too

nothing annoys me more than when a girl tells me "I KNOW YOUR TYPE"

WoodcrestMayor: Of course u were.
Welcome to nairaland

Thank you

Omomehn: seriously? lmfao....if you want it you can get it, there is nothing to it. this is history in the making and i'd rather you tell them the story yourself. get it?

Kinda.... Maybe..... Lol what story? I ain't no girl on the bike whose bosoms were touched.. ... I ain't got no stories (bosom stories) to tell no one... Heheheh

WoodcrestMayor: Of course u were.
Welcome to nairaland

How does nairaland's messaging system work? I really don't get it.....

I think why most guys "fall hands" while trying to ask for a random girl's number is Cuz they try to copy what they see on TV. What happened to just being ursef and going straight to the point.

Dnt get me wrong am no guru at it infact I've only stopped one girl in my life so far. That was on a walkway back in school.

Though I was a bit nervous, I was brief, introduced myself, got her number and in abt 1 min I was done. Let's try to stop forming Will smith or Brad Pitt jst be ursef. if a girl is going to give u her number she will. Mostly it jst depends on how u appear before we talk abt personallity.
#Myopinion

PrincessB1: Are u 1 of dem? L L @ spydeer nd priscaoge.......some guys can form ehn

nah am not.

I ws callin u n u didn't evn turn around
Am i nt gud lukin or am i nt smart?
I thnk we'll luk gud 2geda
cn we?