opefoye: nah am not.

SisiNini: A guy frm nowhere walked up to me and said 'Babe I love cos u are NICE'. U need to c d kind eye I take look d guy after d statement... He walked away quietly... #LOL

Sunlady306: I ws callin u n u didn't evn turn around
Am i nt gud lukin or am i nt smart?
I thnk we'll luk gud 2geda
cn we?

mohammedmagnus: Some girls always forming for a particular set of guys, while being like trash to another set

kika23:
Kinda.... Maybe..... Lol what story? I ain't no girl on the bike whose bosoms were touched.. ... I ain't got no stories (bosom stories) to tell no one... Heheheh

Omomehn: it all depepends on u. The script is ready, we can act it. Thats the only criterion 4 being my boo /wifey. No bosom scene, no deal. Lwkmd buh am serious. This is an opportunity of a lifetime and i know u are smart. Do the needful.

mohammedmagnus: Some girls always forming for a particular set of guys, while being like trash to another set

kika23:
Heheheh..... You go fear story creation don't worry when I become your boo, you can have plenty bosom scenes..... For Now....... I'd pass!

Annypie: been wayback sha..d nigga came and was lyk i look lyk d gal he sees in his dream,and started spewing trash..chai*i didnt want to be abrasive,buh seriousli it was dah day ,dah i knew i can fit endure sha.

Baddestguyp: but I see you in my dream

Omomehn: no shiiit! U can apply next year

Annypie: lool..so ya d nigga ba.buh u must look lyk treysongz oo,cz hes d only one allowed in my dream!

Baddestguyp: I fine pass treysongz sef

kika23:
How does nairaland's messaging system work? I really don't get it.....

Annypie: so its you..d pastor wasnt lying afterall*see mi tinkin it sham*where hv u been all my life??oya i cn envisage our future,lets make ds dream a reality asap*i just love treysongz jawe!

kika23:
Clown....

kika23:
Clown....

Omomehn: omomehn a clown? U can keep d crown bby. Anything 4 u.

moneyhungry:
I don laff die!
Omo mehn, like play like play, insults don enter the matter oh.
dat na why I no dey follow every girl play.

Omomehn: omomehn a clown? U can keep d crown bby. Anything 4 u.

WoodcrestMayor: Your first attempt at messaging sum1 merely helps secure a right to exchange messages freely with the person.It's also important you know it works with the email you registered with i.e the email connected to your nairaland account.The recipient gets sumtin like this from nairaland(assuming I'm the recipient);


Hello Woodcrestmayor,

Kika23 would like to send you an email message, but since you're not connected, you'll need to contact Kika23 by replying this email.

Regards, Nairaland Team,
Kika23.


If I reply this email,the lines become open and we can exchange messages through nairaland or regular email cos your email addy would be visible to me and vice versa.
If the person doesn't reply,then u can't exchange PMs.D person possibly isn't aware you're trying to send a PM.Wen this is the case,simply mention the person telling him or her u're trying to message.
Hope u find it useful

MizMyColi: You're a guy, so, I take it you've never been asked for your digits in such a way that it becomes embarrassing.

MizMyColi:
This one happened Last week.

I'd normally get a bus home after work, but I decided to trek from Yaba that day because I needed to do something at Ojuelegba - I ended up trekking to Lawanson

So this guy walks up to me, and he be like, "Hello".....and I'm like "Hi" - that's after checking him out o,in Lagos, you don't respond to greeting anyhow - gbomo gbomo tins

Then He says, "I'm Gerard, Dr. Gerard. I'm a Neurosurgeon from ****** and I came to Lagos, I'm staying at LUTH, we were invited because of this Ebola case".
"Are you a banker, you dress like one"

In my mind, I be like "Neurosurgeon - Ebola how dem take relate"

He continued, "I live with my Uncle though, I'm staying at ***** (a different location from LUTH)"

What put me off was the accent and command of English - for a Neurosurgeon? I expected more class and style joor I also felt he was a scam artist.

He kept on repeating the same words till we were almost halfway to OJ from Tejuosho Mall.

I got tired of hearing the same thing and pretended like I was going to board a bus, and he be like, "please let me have your number" I parted with my CUG number

The only time I picked his call was the first time, because I didn't know who the caller was.

Well the rest is history.

kika23:
Don't be rigid..... I just find you funny. Is it a bad thing for you to have a good sense of humor? Well, I'm sorry tho if you took it d wrong way.... No insults intended.... Have a fab evening....

moneyhungry:
u fall ma hand.

marieolae: @ icm one random guy gave me his fone nd started looking at me. I was like why r u giving me ur fone..nd he was like he is waiting..so I sed waiting for what? Nd he tells me I shud put my number on his fone and I shud not waste time. Lolz wtf?

kika23:
It really helped.... Thank you plenty

MizMyColi:
This one happened Last week.

I'd normally get a bus home after work, but I decided to trek from Yaba that day because I needed to do something at Ojuelegba - I ended up trekking to Lawanson

So this guy walks up to me, and he be like, "Hello".....and I'm like "Hi" - that's after checking him out o, in Lagos, you don't respond to greeting anyhow - gbomo gbomo tins

Then He says, "I'm Gerard, Dr. Gerard. I'm a Neurosurgeon from ****** and I came to Lagos, I'm staying at LUTH, we were invited because of this Ebola case".
"Are you a banker, you dress like one"

In my mind, I be like "Neurosurgeon - Ebola how dem take relate"

He continued, "I live with my Uncle though, I'm staying at ***** (a different location from LUTH)"

What put me off was the accent and command of English - for a Neurosurgeon? I expected more class and style joor I also felt he was a scam artist.

He kept on repeating the same words till we were almost halfway to OJ from Tejuosho Mall.

I got tired of hearing the same thing and pretended like I was going to board a bus, and he be like, "please let me have your number" I parted with my CUG number

The only time I picked his call was the first time, because I didn't know who the caller was.

Well the rest is history.