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10 Songs You Do Not Want To Ever Hear Your Parents Sing! by iamkingzlee(m): 3:13pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
Most of the songs currently enjoying airplay in Nigeria are of the jollof genre. However, have you ever wondered how heart- wrenchingingly embarrassing it would be if you caught your parents singing the same songs you rocked to at the club? Imagine walking in on your father singing Patoranking’s sex tape to your mother, Or your mother singing Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda to your father? The horror!!! Here are 10 songs you would never ever want to hear your parents sing. 1, Wande Coal – Baby Hello “Efo to lata Mrs Idikunle”. Imagine walking in on your father singing this song to your mother. The horror!!! For the benefit of those who do not understand Yoruba, Efo to lata means very ‘peppery vegetable’ which stands for a womans “Hot Vajayjay” . If u do not still get the gist, hurry up to the nearest Amala joint for proper translations. 2.D’Prince – Take Banana ‘Take Banana till you go yo’. The words say it all and it doesn’t help that those words are on constant repeat for at least sixteen times at the begining of the song. Imagine someone’s father with his crotch close to someone’s mother face while singing this glorious song. The horror! 3. May D – Soundtrack Nobody wants to hear their parents having sex, except if you are a freak. This song however brings to us the knowledge of the sound ladies apparently make while having sex. Your father comes out after your mother in the morning and starts singing ‘Na so the lady go ah, ah, ah’ and your mind immediately cuts because nobody wants to imagine what might have happened the night before. 4. D’banj – Why Me This particular song is one that was considered a little to raunchy for someone young to sing in public, not to talk of the old generation. The line, “She said she wanted to be mine that my Koko drives her wild, so tell me why me ?” sounds naughty and funny coming from the Kokomaster himself but what a horrible memory it would bring if you stumbled upon your father singing that song. 5. Nicki Minaj – Anaconda I can’t even understand half of the things she saying all through the song but i know i don’t want my mom knowing even a word from the song. The lyrics of the song is as raunchy as can be and to top it off it goes both ways, the verse can be sang by your mother while your father sings the chorus about his Anaconda. Beautiful harmony to hear your parents sing if you are a creep. 6, Patoranking – Sex Tape Patoranking’s sex tape is basically porn in a music format. In as much as it might be fun to hear the singer perform this grimy and lyrically dirty song. It would be toally and absolutely mind wrecking to find one’s parents singing along to this song. In fact it is not far fetched to say some individuals might even have a heart attack if ever they hear their parents sing to this song. 7. Olamide – Stupid Love Olamide no doubt has a lot of songs which are, lets say ok but this particular number is one thing i don’t think anyone would want to here their father sing to their mother. 8. Timaya – Bum Bum Well it should not be a surprise that a song by Timaya is coming in again right? This time it is about the gyals dem shaking their ‘bum bum’ and nope we don’t want to here my father sing that song. If you feel cool with your parents singing to this song, i don’t care how young they are, you are simply a freak. 9. MoHits All Stars – Booty Call Booty calls might be all to familiar with we the young, cool and hip generation but should it not be a punishable offence if our parents understood the meaning? 10. Flavour – Shake Wether you speak the igbo language or not, you definitely know by now what flavour was saying in the song and if you don’t run to the nearest spear part dealer for translation. There is no one who would definetly want their parents singing this song. |
Re: 10 Songs You Do Not Want To Ever Hear Your Parents Sing! by Nobody: 3:14pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
Take banana till u go yo.. lol |
Re: 10 Songs You Do Not Want To Ever Hear Your Parents Sing! by okonja(m): 3:29pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
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Re: 10 Songs You Do Not Want To Ever Hear Your Parents Sing! by Nobody: 3:34pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
distuurbing indeed |
Re: 10 Songs You Do Not Want To Ever Hear Your Parents Sing! by egopersonified(f): 6:13pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
Just give me ten more years to embarass my kids with these songs in the presence of their friends.#bookmarked 1 Like |
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