The streets of nairaland seem to be littered with pieces of broken hearts and I’ve been asking myself, “What could be the contents of these hearts?”

Not all those who complain of heart-breaks are actually heart-broken!
Well, below I’ve outlined four (4) categories of single ladies and what their hearts contain when they are in a relationship. This will give you an idea of the contents of a lady’s broken heart!


1. The primers:
These are the girls who are still wet behind the ears; they have just been introduced into the act their parents engaged in to bring them into existence! Their field of operation is still very much limited and they may still have an affinity to the first guy.

When you approach this type for a relationship the first thing that comes into their minds is how Mr. A treated them; and when they go into a relationship with you, they truly go in with their hearts! To them it’s all about feeling and little or nothing else!

When you break the heart of a girl in this category, you’ve truly broken a heart with love!

2. The dreamers:
The ladies in this category are those who are ready to be wives; they want to start their own families with the man of their dreams!

When you approach a lady in this category for a relationship, the first thing that comes into her mind is marriage!

When you meet her internal standards of a potential husband and she goes into a relationship with you, her dreams become active!

She starts dreaming about the number of kids she’ll have with you, their complexion, how beautiful they’ll look; she starts dreaming about the wedding, how she’ll look in the wedding gown, the pictures she’ll take, the ashebies, where she’ll spend the honeymoon; she starts dreaming about the Mrs. in her name, how she’ll embellish the ‘my’ preceding ‘husband’ when she’s talking with her friends, etc.

When you break the heart of a lady in this category, you know what is involved; shattered dreams and hopes! All her dreams just would turn out to be building castles in the air! You can even see some ladies committing suicide or murder here!

3. The realists:
The ladies that fall within this category are those who are moved by what they see that can give them what they desire!

This type does not experience heart-breaks, because they don’t go into a relationship with their hearts, but with their minds! They separate their hearts from whatever they do!
So when a lady in this category tells you of a heart-break, know what is broken in her mind!

When you approach a lady in this category, the first thing that comes to her mind is “What can this guy do for me?”! She’s only interested in what she can get from you!
When she sees you can meet her needs and she goes into a relationship with you, she starts to milk as much as she can from you while it lasts.

Before she agrees to go into a relationship with you, she’s thought about how she can use you to meet her needs! She’s thought about how you will be paying her rent, her school fees; she’s thought about how you will buy the car she needs, the new phone she wants; she’s thought about the eateries you will be taking her to; she’s thought about the monthly salary (pocket money) you will be giving her; she’s thought about the accounts you’ll open for her and how you’ll be sending money into them, etc.!

You can’t break her heart because she knows it’s a game and she’s into it with her calculator, her mind!


4. The hustlers:
This last category you all know them; they are strictly business on pay as you go bases! You don’t tell them about relationships. Just show them your id card (money) as you approach them!

These set of ladies can’t be heart-broken because they don’t use hearts!

So, single ladies, which category do you belong?

Well researched.

They apply to all Nigerian girls.

Nice thread.

Well the OP kinda said the truth

Grabs a seat and awaits all the lies that would be spewed.

5. Sexomaniac: These are girls dat are just into sex? They dont need ur money or love. They could actually be in love with someone else but still goes abt for good sex. Most of them end up as sugar mummies even when still married.
6. Avengers: they have been heart broken once or more n will never fall in love again, dating them is at lover's risk. It will take a while before she gives up d hatred n develop love for her lover boy.
7. Unforgivers: these girls are either victims of r.ape or witnessed a r.ape/ heard a r.ape story/ close to a r.ape victim. They henceforth hate guys. If permitted, they will cut off all men's dike including her father's especially if he cheats or maltreats her mother.

Nairaland ladies, where are you? Identify where you fit in...

Chai.

The last girl I met is number 3.

Number 4 be ashawo. Nah waka pass. She deserves no time..

So tru @ no.2, chics nowadays are so into marriage.Damn!