1. “You have really big boobs.”
Say what? I do? How could I have gone this long without knowing?! Thank goodness you told me! *Sigh*. Since they are physically attached to my body, yes, I already knew.

2. “Do you ever get back problems?”
I hope you’re asking because you have a general concern for everyone’s back problems, not just for ladies with big breasts. Does this mean you’re offering me a free back massage? I’ll gladly accept the offer, as long as it’s in the form of a spa certificate and not from you personally.

3. “You should stand up straighter.”
If I were to do that, I’d run the risk of poking someone’s eye out, including my own. I’d also become a one lady wrecking ball, knocking over martini glasses, vases, jewelry displays, precariously situated files, and ill-fated mirrors. I’ve sent an entire rack of Anthropologie clothing flying with just one quick turn and a single boob.

4. “When you lie down, do they go to the side?”
Well considering they are real and we live in a world that abides by the laws of gravity, I would have to say yes. However, that’s only the business of someone who finds themselves lucky enough to be next to me in bed … where we can explore the wonders of gravity together!

5. “Do they run in your family?”
Yes, they do. In fact, my father is human, but my mother is simply a pair of floating disembodied breasts. And so was her mother and grandmother before her! That is the true story of how I came to exist in this world. It’s always more fun to tell strange tales than actually have to talk about my grandma’s boobs.

6. “Why don’t you have a big butt too?”
Well, you see my family heritage is primarily Russian and Eastern European where, genetically, women tend to… wait. I just remembered I don’t have to answer this question. This is my body. Since I’m unable to converse with my own cells, let’s just accept it the way it is.

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lolz

What is your cup size

If u get mouth, pls say it!

I'm a fan of em big bosom, they are special in their owne ways.

I'm a fan of em big bosom, they are special in their owne ways.

This is so so hilarious....lol

#looks arnd# wat I doing here?

am not a fan of boobs

wat ya advice to me na?

See dribble!!!
Op you know why I like Chelsea players? They sabi dribble die!
You just prove it with this write-up.

marieolae: If u get mouth, pls say it!

you got it made right infront,the whole of friesland milking company aint got a thing on you

What about "Can I touch just to be sure they are real"?

Here's mine "Can i have some milk?"

I ws lyk... hw much u pay God wia giv u dis big bweast..