Lol! Wana cause a litu drama here

Here are the different Types of Banks (Girls) in Nigeria;;
1. A girl who asks for money all the time is a "Commercial Bank"
2. A girl who calls you for food always is an "Agricultural Development Bank"
3. A girl that uses your money to take care of other family members aside her, is a "National Investment Bank"..
4. A girl who prefers to have sex after marriage is a "Social Security Bank"
5. A girl who is very faithful to you is a
"Fidelity Bank"
6. A girl who gives IT (Sex) to every available man for money is an "Access Bank"
7. A girl who dates men from different
Countries/States is an "Intercontinental Bank"
8. A girl who doesn't demand too much
money is called "Micro Finance Bank"
9. Dating a woman older than you is called a
"Union Bank" or "Wema Bank".
10. A girl who is always faithful and trustworthy to her guy is called
"Guaranty Trust Bank"
11. A girl whose guy disvirgined her is
called, "First bank".
12. A girl who use all your money to buy
jewelries is called a "Diamond bank"
So Ladies, which "Bank" are you?

Guys Which "Bank" Is Your
girlfriend Or that of whom you've dealed with? Lol

Op,. As a guy which bank are you? •

banega: Op,. As a guy which bank are you? •

Omo na ecobank o, my babe na micro finance bank. No tym for commercial bank babes o lol

Lol

Most naija girls na "longa throat bank"

Funny

Hehehehe

Amma go GTB...
TeamGtb# since 1900...(that's how they say it hah? )

prettyboi1989:
Omo na ecobank o, my babe na micro finance bank. No tym for commercial bank babes o lol

Loolx, oh okay!! Imma CB Though - Central Bank •

#TeamGTB

Micro Finance Bank

Most of our Nigerian girls are Access bank buh they gonn claim GTB

I think I used to be micro-finance until ......

priscaoge: #TeamGTB

If I hear!!!!!

commercial bank

softsparkyy:
If I hear!!!!!

U don hear am finish ama GTB

priscaoge:
U don hear am finish ama GTB

Lol .....Maybe I will tell op to merge GTB and diamond bank.

banega: Loolx, oh okay!! Imma CB Though - Central Bank •

Lol. what kinda girl would that be?

softsparkyy:
Lol .....Maybe I will tell op to merge GTB and diamond bank.

Hahhahahaha..Nooo make d guy merge GTB n Fidelity

U 4get to add CBN,fada of all banks.dis one ehen,d babes wey fall 4 dis category,dem no won no who u b oh,their own na jus collect money frm any corner lik tax force.

Guaranty Trust Bank

Deshannel:
Lol. what kinda girl would that be?

High maintenance,. High class babe.. A special breed.. Madam at the top.. Mhiz Independent •

banega: High maintenance,. High class babe.. A special breed.. Madam at the top.. Mhiz Independent •

lololololol

[quote author=banega] High maintenance,. High class babe.. A special breed.. Madam at the top.. Mhiz Independent • [/quote

So are you telling us you fall in that category of banks?]

Thank God say my own babe na Micro Finance Bank. *dancing shoki*. An average Nigerian lady likes awooooof, there an average Nigerian lady na Commercial Bank... Let bashing begin

Here's a quick one:
A babe that will leave her house in benin to come meet u in lagos after uve sent 3k tfare in2 her account is Paga mobile money.

A babe that claims shez a virgin anytime u want to eat her but loves collecting your money is Keystone bank

Lol

You forgot the bank of industry....... Na runs babes get that one

prettyboi1989: Here's a quick one:
A babe that will leave her house in benin to come meet u in lagos after uve sent 3k tfare in2 her account is Paga mobile money.

A babe that claims shez a virgin anytime u want to eat her but loves collecting your money is Keystone bank

Lol

What of interswitch

MisterLongman: What of interswitch

That one na bisexual babe.

Any girl that has wide range of boyfriends belongs to the United bank of Africa category.

All side chicks are called "Equatorial trust bank"