Note this is just pure fun stuff.





This is real, a snippet of what happend here on feb, 2010, the eve of valentine.



OH POOR 190, FEB 2010.

starring 190, THEAMAKA, davidylan and abekeade08.
Follow us.


It all began in this thread below, on the eve of valentine 2010.

www.nairaland.com/392887/unofficial-valentine-nl-match-up-thread

Abekeade08 was the host.
There was a rush as everyone was hooking up and getting a couple for themselves.

190 got THEAMAKA.

Enjoy.

unban190:
i want my amaka for my VALENTINE

THEAMAKA:
3 pages already?!?!?! lol
i was thinking about starting a thread like this on the week
of valentine's though
@ 190 i accept.

www.nairaland.com/392887/unofficial-valentine-nl-match-up-thread/2


They were the latest valentine couple and the love was strong.

unban190:
I tell you
Me and amaka is the most perfect match on nairaland,we
have got all what it takes
AMAKA, honey~
i want a full list of all what you want and i sure would break
my bank account to give you anything you wan

www.nairaland.com/392887/unofficial-valentine-nl-match-up-thread/3


And they made the list. Confirmed as couples. how sweet.

abekeade08:

Recap of Valentine Matchups
So far we have:
Abekeade/Ebony/ BIG DON JUSTWISE /platinum-----)
quadruple sin valentine----yay (ya'll watch out for our
home made video, coming soon)-.
Uju/Whitelexi------) Hot val couple
tbaba/Uniqued----)Hot couple
Ayettymama/galatico---) potential triple sin with jacquan
since ayetty is still lusting after him. Don't know how
glatico would feel about sharing his girl
Tkb/r231/Wunmi---) Wunmi will come and settle this tonite
Hbabe/Chidi-
Nana and Daylea


190/Amaka-----) hmm don't know about this 190 bobo sha. Anyway sha wetin be my own


Scobby/madlady---) sweetest proposal on NL from Scobby.
404eater/mannylex/gemmegchibaby------) chibaby is still
overwhelmed
Adusol-----) Val proposal to Tope---Still waiting for a
reply
Raswagga/------) Frantically looking for a babe
Dayokanu/??
Jacquan/??
Tope/??
Stillwater/??
bk_bayee90/??-
Smooth/??
Ben/??
Follypimpi/??
Rooney/??
Milkan08----) Just dey find trouble--Pick somebody joh
Gabry??----) Can't belive my chincko baby neva find
someone
SO FOR THIS BIG NAIRALAND WITH ALMOST 500,000
MEMBERS, ONLY 8 VALENTINE NL MATCH-UPS?? oya
comon guys and girls don't be shy, let us know who you
would like to be your Valentine.

www.nairaland.com/392887/unofficial-valentine-nl-match-up-thread/17


All of a sudden, a very confident guy called davidylan pops and and proclaims sweetly

davidylan:
My valentine - The Amaka.

www.nairaland.com/392887/unofficial-valentine-nl-match-up-thread/4


The moderator abekeade08 steps in to inform this intruder that amaka belongs to 190

abekeade08:

She has been taken by 190, pick somebody else.

But the smooth and confident suitor replies the moderator calmly

davidylan:
190 is simply wasting his time, he shld pick someone else.

When 190 caught wind of what was happening, he reacted as expected to protect his sweet heart and territory from this sweet tongued intruder

unban190:
Shut up dia
Mr.MAN,else u would have yourself to blame
leave my amaka alone for my valentine

www.nairaland.com/392887/unofficial-valentine-nl-match-up-thread/5


But the intruder was too smooth, sweet and sharp.

FAST FORWARD

Then this happens

davidylan:
To Amaka . . .
From the koko master . . .
[flash=425,344]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=HSfuK60HfMU&hl=en_US&fs=1& [/flash]
My sweet potato
I wanna tell you my mind, wanna tell you my mind o
I no understand o
Cause I dey see well well when they say love is blind o
You see as you dey so
You are the love of my life, you are the love of my life o
I cannot deny o
I wanna make you my wife, wanna make you wife o
See, I never thought that I will find someone like you
That will capture my heart and there's nothing I can do
I used to brag to my friends that I will always be a
player
But since I set my eyes on you

THEAMAKA:
lol.
anyway davidylan baby i accept.

190 got dropped!!.

THEAMAKA: @abekeade08
okay i'm dropping 190.
190 I'M SO SORRY!!! BUT IM FEELING DAVID A BIT MORE.

THEAMAKA:

@david baby. . .
i know these are males singing this song, but this is for you!!!

www.nairaland.com/392887/unofficial-valentine-nl-match-up-thread/26


And the headlines reflected it.

abekeade08:


Recap of Valentine Matchups
So far we have:
Abekeade/Ebony/BIG DON JUSTWISE/platinum-----)
quadruple sin valentine----yay (ya'll watch out for our home
made video, coming soon)-.
Uju/Whitelexi------) Hot val couple
tbaba/Uniqued----) Hot couple
Ayettymama/galatico---) potential triple sin with jacquan
since ayetty is still lusting after him. Don't know how glatico
would feel about sharing his girl
Tkb/r231/Wunmi---) Wunmi will come and settle this tonite
Hbabe/Chidi- Chidi after much searching got one of the most
wanted Babes on NL


DadidylanAmaka-----) 190 just got kicked to the curb


Scobby/madlady---) sweetest proposal on NL from Scobby.
404eater/mannylex/gemmegchibaby------) chibaby is still
overwhelmed
Adusol/ Tope-------- After much begging, and fighting with
Raswagga- Adusol won this bout. Tongue
Raswagga/Mamagee--------) Glory be to Jesus, Raswagga
got a girl and a hot one too.
Harrypotter/Kunbee-----) proposal yet to be accepted by
Kunbee
Baybootz/Val proposal to Ben10---) Still waiting from a
response from Ben
Tanimz---) See fine babe, NL bobos, make una ask na
Nana?? Still Searching
Jacquan/?? Still Searching
Ibakaye??Still Searching
Daylea/?? Still Searching ( got caught cheating and got
kicked to the curb)
Chigio/?? Still Searching
Babybootz/?? Still Searching
Stillwater/?? Still Searching
bk_bayee90/??- Still Searching
Smooth/??Still Searching
Ben/??Still Searching
Follypimpi/??Still Searching
Rooney/??---- Drank too much Haterade and cant choose
anyone
Milkan08----) Finally got on his flight without choosing
anyon[/b]e
[b]190----Back to still searching status, after being
railroaded by daviddylan
SO FOR THIS BIG NAIRALAND WITH ALMOST 500,000
MEMBERS, ONLY 8 VALENTINE NL MATCH-UPS?? oya comon
guys and girls don't be shy, let us know who you would like
to be your Valentine.

www.nairaland.com/392887/unofficial-valentine-nl-match-up-thread/27

Oh poor 190, part 2.

190, got dumped. But the smooth operator turned up the love heat with his sweet heart amaka.

THEAMAKA:
stop making me Hot, abeg.

davidylan:
Its a 2-way street.

THEAMAKA:
yessss daddy. . .

Oh my!. Its getting hot in here between 2 lovers. We have to leave this scene and step outside pause since this thread is not rated 18.

Meanwhile, outside the dumped lover 190 is having an emotional breakdown already.

Raging, fuming, swearing and sulking, as the moderator and the stolen bride amaka try to calm him.

The smooth suitor davidylan is unconcerned and keeps on his smooth game.

190:
This is arrant BULLSH**T just because i was down yesterday
and had high temperature to come online~ amaka ran off
with someone
without even waiting to know what exactly is going on~ this
is BULL**T
Abekeade08 or what ever your name is---TAKE MY NAME
OFF THIS GOD-DAMN BULLSH**T LIst
I am no longer interested in this Notorious Joke of a f~king
thread called BLO,ODY VALENTINE
Nonsense,
David or whatever u are called
You are a capital F--OL
and as for amaka, thanks alot~

www.nairaland.com/392887/unofficial-valentine-nl-match-up-thread/49

190:
This thread should be derailed and cancelled
Its bulls**t
and arrant nonsense
makes no sense to me~

www.nairaland.com/392887/unofficial-valentine-nl-match-up-thread/61

THEAMAKA:
lol @ 190
like pimpi said, drink pure water and cool down. na wa!!!

abekeade08:
David and Amaka, make una see wetin your romance don
cause ooh.

www.nairaland.com/392887/unofficial-valentine-nl-match-up-thread/58

190:
God knows how much i hate davidandamaka
PLEASE TAKE MY NAME OFF EVERY DAMN LIST HERE
I DONT WANT NO VAL, EVEN IF EVERYONE GETS HOOKED
I AM SIMPLY NOT INTERESTED
WHAT IS THAT TO READ ABOUT, OR DIDNT EVERYONE GO
TO SCHOOL
I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS VALENTINE
AGAIN

www.nairaland.com/392887/unofficial-valentine-nl-match-up-thread/56

abekeade08:
Charles was the one toasting ooh. You should learn from
what happened to 190, na so them just sweep AMAKA comot
for ground.
keep checking the thread ooh, cos I don't want you to be
upset with me if your babe changes her mind.

190:
I have told you
This is PISSING me off Bigtyme
If i dont have amaka to myself
i would have no one,
Take my name off the List
I am no longer interested
else i would be forced to spam and derail this thread
with TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST all over the place[/color]
I AM SIMPLY NO LONGER INTERESTED.
I dont want NO VALENTINE
EVERYONE CAN GO TO HELL AND LICK MY BUTT

abekeade08:
Well 190, why are you here crying?? How can you hook a
fine babe like Amaka and just Waka. It's not my fault that
David has more toasting skills than you do. As far as I
am concerned your name stays on the list. If you don't
like it. You can report me to jaybee, he is on the thread
toasting right now himself. Berra get to work and snatch
another girl instead of crying joh.

190:
I am not just interested~
once matched--it ought to stay that way,
amaka has really fallen my hands bigtyme
i am no longer interested,
i accept no-one and would seek no one futher
i am no longer interested,
i have lost intrest in all of this

@Abeke
if you wish to keep my name up there,please keep it there 4
as long as u like
but no-one kicked me to no curbs and i am no longer
interested in this valentine

www.nairaland.com/392887/unofficial-valentine-nl-match-up-thread/51

abekeade08:
Well go back through the thread, to see what happened.
To make the long story shot: David saw you were not
around and started toasting Amaka, she first resisted
since she had committed to you. She asked me if she
could have both of you, but i told her she could only
choose 1. David saw you were not around and stepped up
the pressure till she resisted. Amaka then asked me to
change her val to David. So if you have a problem, abeg
go meet amaka, if she asks me to change her Val back to
you, I will happily do so.

190:
No dont bother~
i have lost interest in everything
but please just take my name off the list
have a fun filled valentine bash
i dont want my name associated with this anymore
sorry for threatning to spam your thread with (TAKE ME OFF
YOUR LIST)
i am so angry rite now,ive been struck down with malaria
and is right now
on meds, but ok now to come back online only to meet
this,i wish ama and david all the best
but i am no longer interested in No-one futher neither do i
have any interest in seeking futher
for anyone,i wont go back for ama,she isnt worth my
tyme,neither would i have anybody interested in my
matchup~
i am off bigtyme going elsewhere, but
have a happy valentine~
i sincerely No longer wants to have anything futher to do
with this
I would spend my valentine alone

www.nairaland.com/392887/unofficial-valentine-nl-match-up-thread/52







phew!!!!



FAST FORWARD.


190 was felt depressed, cheated, hurt, broken hearted.


But like they say, time heals.


We are glad he later got his cool abd moved on peacefully.

190:
Hey everyone having a swell valentine time ahead
Wishing you all the best this valentine season~
so good spending this season alone~
you should try it sometime~

www.nairaland.com/392887/unofficial-valentine-nl-match-up-thread/70

Hence a happy ending.

Lesson learnt: When you have a set back do not give up. Life continues, and stand back on your feet.

End of series.


Hope you enjoyed it.

Thanks everyone for participating. We will be dropping 2 new hot series soon titled "THE MESS OF SAGAMITE" and " IDOWUOGBO VS GOLDIELUKS, WOMEN FIGHT DIRTY"

Thanks for the viewing pleasure. Its all about you!!

Haha
So funny
OP must u always stop to come back nd continue ur story
Y can't u just finish it

Completed.

Tag: 190, davidylan, Idowuogbo, sagamite, farano.

Idowuogbo:

Sexy mama. Do stay tuned.

If I tell una say I understand wetin dis OP dey write, na lie I dey lie.....

adolfebad: Completed.

Tag: 190, davidylan, Idowuogbo, sagamite, farano.

lol I totally forgot this thread. those where the days when NL was fun!

roymary:

??

valdes00: If I tell una say I understand wetin dis OP dey write, na lie I dey lie.....

Just follow it like a story

Lol, 190's post is so immature. He should have man-up to reclaim his val. Instead of crying like a kid.

Shior!

190: Shior!

hehehehehehehe

190: Shior!

I'm sure your cool with davidylan now. Its been 4 years.

davidylan:

lol I totally forgot this thread. those where the days when NL was fun!

true indeed

dechandel:

what's up shining diva

190: Shior!

Hahahahaha.

That year!

Many things happened that year

Lmaao! I wish I joined during thaat period!

marieolae: Lmaao! I wish I joined during thaat period!

You can still join. I have a time machine. Holla if interested.

Hilarious

doctorofgirls: what's up shining diva

M gud..
U?

dechandel:
M gud..
U?

Good too thanks. You have a nice smile though

adolfebad:

Good too thanks. You have a nice smile though

Tnx

dechandel:
Tnx

I'm blushing