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How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by Spotless180(m): 2:38am On Sep 09, 2014
pls guys, what would you do when you caught your girlfriend cheating on you with Love Machine or sex machine. won't you feel bad that maybe you are not doing the thing very well or perhaps, she is not sexually satisfied. wont you feel replaced by a machine or intimacy gadgets as the case may be?

how would you feel when you find yourself in such dilemma? especially when you have caught her 3 times or more.
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by jeffizy(m): 2:42am On Sep 09, 2014
I will know it's time to call my aboki friend...danladi.
grin
He offers immediate result to 'Love Machine-replacing performances'.
angry
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by Spotless180(m): 3:17am On Sep 09, 2014
jeffizy: I will know it's time to call my aboki friend...danladi.
grin
He offers immediate result to 'Love Machine-replacing performances'.
angry
that one harsh o
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by naijaboiy: 4:47am On Sep 09, 2014
Make I see whether na the machine go give her money for brasilian hair grin

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Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by swtdrms(m): 5:26am On Sep 09, 2014
It means u ain't doin d job well, if u break up wt her wat assures u dat ur next gf wen cheat on u wt a guy, so just work on ursef, if u gv it to her well, she'l worship u like u re god...
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by Kaycee7(m): 6:45am On Sep 09, 2014
I don't really think thats cheating. Probably a case of high sex drive
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by AtheistD(m): 7:45am On Sep 09, 2014
Is that cheating? She should explore it to her satisfaction.
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by thrizzle(m): 7:47am On Sep 09, 2014
I'll watch her in fact I'll suggest positions for her to do while I watch
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by tayoxx(m): 7:55am On Sep 09, 2014
thrizzle: I'll watch her in fact I'll suggest positions for her to do while I watch
Lol.....this guy is sick
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by buchostags(m): 8:09am On Sep 09, 2014
u guys need serious sex convo, erybdy shud come out wt his or her sexual fantasies so as to knw wht n wht erybdy desires...communication is key. Den u can knw d areas to develop in ur poke-life
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by Nobody: 8:12am On Sep 09, 2014
I will bring my church members to pray for her.
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by Spotless180(m): 8:53am On Sep 09, 2014
Kaycee7: I don't really think thats cheating. Probably a case of high sex drive
to me i would feel cheated. why would she be using toys when i am very much available.
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by AtheistD(m): 9:24am On Sep 09, 2014
Spotless180: to me i would feel cheated. why would she be using toys when i am very much available.

Then join in.
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by beinstein(m): 10:19am On Sep 09, 2014
swtdrms: It means u ain't doin d job well, if u break up wt her wat assures u dat ur next gf wen cheat on u wt a guy, so just work on ursef, if u gv it to her well, she'l worship u like u re god...
trust me, pushing the OP to quench on top of that lady isn't the best bro. That lady could go on and on non-stop without showing any sign of fatigue. Reminds me of Kate..chai! I go dey fire down like hell na that time she de warm up to start straffing.
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by Afrok(m): 10:49am On Sep 09, 2014
Hmmm.... It's either she prefers the machine or U are not giving her the desired satisfaction, either ways it's either U step-up ur game or U quit undecided
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by datyrone(m): 11:25am On Sep 09, 2014
for me i wud use it on her to prepare her for my download
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by ideee03(f): 11:29am On Sep 09, 2014
Lool...you should rather step up your game or make way for someone who can.
TrollMan: I will bring my church members to pray for her.
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by gsalvatore: 12:00pm On Sep 09, 2014
Spotless180: to me i would feel cheated. why would she be using toys when i am very much available.
you will feel cheated? Really? She is cheating you with who? What?

She is cheating herself joor.
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by Spotless180(m): 1:00pm On Sep 09, 2014
gsalvatore: you will feel cheated? Really? She is cheating you with who? What?

She is cheating herself joor.
soon she can replace me with a hot dude instead of the toy.
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by Kunleskey(m): 1:39pm On Sep 09, 2014
Dat's not cheating
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by gsalvatore: 1:46pm On Sep 09, 2014
Spotless180: soon she can replace me with a hot dude instead of the toy.
Oh! I see the issue is you not being Hot...

What of u replacing her with a hot chica? My brother everybody is replaceable.. Sack em before they sack you. Do to them before they do unto you. #Adamantum rule.
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by Nobody: 1:54pm On Sep 09, 2014
ideee03: Lool...you should rather step up your game or make way for someone who can.


I should step aside for a robot fuvcking machine? No Way.

angry angry

TMan.
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by ideee03(f): 1:58pm On Sep 09, 2014
lmao...i meant someone who can satisfy her, cuz obviously u'r not. Except she's addicted to toys grin
TrollMan:

I should step aside for a robot fuvcking machine? No Way.
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by Nobody: 2:06pm On Sep 09, 2014
ideee03: lmao...i meant someone who can satisfy her, cuz obviously u'r not. Except she's addicted to toys grin

Lol... I can improve upon.
Or look around for someone my “size”.
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by ideee03(f): 2:16pm On Sep 09, 2014
lmao @ d bolded

It might not necessarily be a size issue, it might be your'r a straight to the point guy or an instant noodle type of guy...
TrollMan:

Lol... I can improve upon.
Or look around for someone my “size” .

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Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by Spotless180(m): 4:22pm On Sep 09, 2014
ideee03: lmao @ d bolded

It might not necessarily be a size issue, it might be your'r a straight to the point guy or an instant noodle type of guy...
no pre-intimacy type.
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by swtdrms(m): 6:09pm On Sep 09, 2014
beinstein:
trust me, pushing the OP to quench on top of that lady isn't the best bro. That lady could go on and on non-stop without showing any sign of fatigue. Reminds me of Kate..chai! I go dey fire down like hell na that time she de warm up to start straffing.
Lwkmd...gaskiya am rolling on d office floor, dat ur kate is a baddddest galllll...truly there are ladies like that sha.....d op can jst improve himself abit further sha nd if d lady stil go for toy, then make em waka comot go find anoda gal...my 2kobo.
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by beinstein(m): 7:13pm On Sep 09, 2014
swtdrms: Lwkmd...gaskiya am rolling on d office floor, dat ur kate is a baddddest galllll...truly there are ladies like that sha.....d op can jst improve himself abit further sha nd if d lady stil go for toy, then make em waka comot go find anoda gal...my 2kobo.
guy it was such a painful experience back then. Her own pass CARO by miles. It boil down to a point that i was looking more like FIDO-DIDO(am sure you're aware of that 7up advertisement) than human being just in my quest to satisfy her.
After my horrid experience i would advice anyone to cut all ties with such babes.
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by swtdrms(m): 9:09pm On Sep 09, 2014
beinstein:
guy it was such a painful experience back then. Her own pass CARO by miles. It boil down to a point that i was looking more like FIDO-DIDO(am sure you're aware of that 7up advertisement) than human being just in my quest to satisfy her.
After my horrid experience i would advice anyone to cut all ties with such babes.
Toh dats sewios, ds ur kate shd b called machine, i know fido dido since am not indomie generation, honestly since i'v not experienced such, i dont really know how serios it cld b, dat make m remember my ex who can't wtstand my strength nd usually talk abt her frnd challenging m if am sure of myself to ask her out,but then she wldnt accept i try it, her frnd is exactly ur description of kate...as confident as i am abt satisfying a lady in bed, if i c sey e pass my power, i really dnt know wat i'l do,but then life is not all abt sex, there are other important things to do in life rather than waste one's life on sex. Thank God u'v bn delivered...am sure wen u hear kate name u go run! Lol wink the story swt sha...
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by Spotless180(m): 6:45pm On Sep 10, 2014
ladies using toys since 1900
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by Jarchi(m): 8:10pm On Sep 10, 2014
I will kindly wake up
Re: How Would U Feel When U Caught Ur Gf Cheating On U Wit Love Machine Or A Vibrator? by Spotless180(m): 9:07pm On Sep 10, 2014
Jarchi: I will kindly wake up
and begin to perform well.

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