rara ejo!
SDA lemi

So tell me baby how was your day? _{just being a caring husband ooh}

My day was awful

Ruby_Pearl:

My day was awful

Aww what happened now? Talk to daddy

A-40:

Aww what happened now? Talk to daddy

lmao!!
Daddy? That is so. . . . not romantic.
Daddy ko Naija man! no know nothing abt romance

Ruby_Pearl:

lmao!!
Daddy? That is so. . . . not romantic.
Daddy ko Naija man! no know nothing about romance

Your views on romance are warped!! Houston we have a problem lol at this rate you wouldn't know real romance if it hit you with a baseball bat

A-40:

Your views on romance are warped!! Houston we have a problem lol at this rate you wouldn't know real romance if it hit you with a baseball bat

hehehe, na "daddy" be so romanticcccccccccccc abi
Oya, wa. Je kin ko ni romance

Iwo fe ko mi bo se n Romance,Arifi e ti n po ju ooh

Orishirishi lori Nairaland sha

Hmm, eyin naija men. wahala yin ti pkoju.
haba! ewo tuni arifin?
You guys dnt want to learn from someone younger.
Let's your girl act told you that, would that be your reaction?
You guys need to realize, that we do not only learn from someone older than us, but someone younger too.

Thats true hey you are starting to make it sound like i am one Bros i am not that old ooh just 21

Yes, and you took offense when I said I was going to teach you sth.
I did not mean it as an offense

Oya, since you dnt want to get domesticated, what should I do with you o?

Did you think i was angry? this girl you funny ooh

Cater to me

[size=13pt]I can not/will not marry a man who isn't useful when it comes to domestics cleaning.
This is why i love my man, sometimes he helps me in folding the clothes, changing the sheet, you know little things like that. Now my plan is to get him to cook for me every weekend
Am not forcing him to do the house cleaning but he should help sometimes especially when am busy [/size]

A-40:

Did you think i was angry? this girl you funny ooh

Cater to me

lol, to ba binu nko? hissss


Cater to who? And how do I do that?

tRoOE:

[size=13pt]I can not/will not marry a man who isn't useful when it comes to domestics cleaning.
This is why i love my man, sometimes he helps me in folding the clothes, changing the sheet, you know little things like that. Now my plan is to get him to cook for me every weekend
Am not forcing him to do the house cleaning but he should help sometimes especially when am busy [/size]

eh e na,
now that's he's courting you
he'll even baff you and cut your toe nails
don't they all

wait till he marries you.
you'll be holding bom boi in one hand, and making farina with the other,little trooe will be standing on the counter pulling your hair while your Mr West Africa is watching the sports channel and drinking budlight.

Ruby_Pearl:

lol, to ba binu nko? hissss


Cater to who? And how do I do that?

Shakara Oloje


Moi!! By cooking me a nice hot plate of pounded yam with vegetable or egusi soup

Are you disabled? Can you not cook it for yourself?
Tani cook e?

Ruby_Pearl:

Are you disabled? Can you not cook it for yourself?
Tani cook e?

Which kin abusive wife i go marry sef? O ti e mo onje se

Whatttttttttttttttt?
Emi? I no be akata o jare.
But I dnt cook for any man that has two working hards and two stable legs

Mo moh onje se ju e lo

Anu mi se or. Have you not heard good food is the way to a man's heart
Don't worry you would be sharing your husband with some other woman who is willing to cook for her man very soon

Iwo ke? iwo ti o le se iresi

A-40:

Anu mi se or.

Iwo ke? iwo ti o le se iresi

Hey, what state in Nigerian are you from?
You sound like ekiti.

A-40:

Anu mi se or. Have you not heard good food is the way to a man's heart
Don't worry you would be sharing your husband with some other woman who is willing to cook for her man very soon

Iwo ke? iwo ti o le se iresi

oh plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

A man that can cook for me would capture my heart without any effort of trying.
Women dnt have to cook all the time o.
Joking! of course I'll cook for him.

Who said I can't cook? ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
You berra swallow those words o.
I cook fyne pass you

Ruby_Pearl:

Hey, what state in Nigerian are you from?
You sound like ekiti.
oh plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Not even close. I am a proud Niger Deltan

Ruby_Pearl:


A man that can cook for me would capture my heart without any effort of trying.
Women dnt have to cook all the time o.
Joking! of course I'll cook for him.

Who said I can't cook? ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
You berra swallow those words o.
I cook fyne pass you

Why not prove it don't you know talk is cheap

I am a good cook there is no food i can't warm with my microwave

A-40:

Not even close. I am a proud Niger Deltan

A yoruba deltan?

A-40:

Why not prove it don't you know talk is cheap

I am a good cook there is no food i can't warm with my microwave

I am proving it now. Haba!
Wetin you think I ate this night if not for garri and epke. so good
Just wish there was kulikuli

hehehhe, I don talk am.
You dnt know how to cook. Microwave ko gamma wave ni

Ruby_Pearl:

A yoruba deltan?

Yeah Kind of

Ruby_Pearl:

I am proving it now. Haba!
Wetin you think I ate this night if not for garri and epke. so good
Just wish there was kulikuli

hehehhe, I don talk am.
You dnt know how to cook. Microwave ko gamma wave ni

Gari ke? haba all the garri wey i drink for boarding school abeg no even make me remember them days

I am serious i am a fantastic chef

A-40:

Yeah Kind of
Gari ke? haba all the garri wey i drink for boarding school abeg no even make me remember them days

I am serious i am a fantastic chef

Lol! I cherish garri, esp when I put the honey roasted peanuts in it with a lil suga. ahhhhhhhh

Hmmm, talk is cheap. You're a good cook, yea yea. Am also mother theresa. Action is berra jor

Ruby_Pearl:

Lol! I cherish garri, esp when I put the honey roasted peanuts in it with a little suga. ahhhhhhhh

Hmmm, talk is cheap. You're a good cook, yea yea. Am also mother theresa. Action is berra jor

You are so hood and i don't mean it in a nice way

I am a fantastic chef se i would wow you with my amazing culinary skills

A-40:

[b]You are so hood and i don't mean it in a nice way

Thank you! If you no like my hoodinessnessness , you can always kiss my bum where the sun dont shine

A-40:

[b]I am a fantastic chef [/b]se i would wow you with my amazing culinary skills

So is Gamine

Ruby_Pearl:

Thank you! If you no like my hoodinessnessness , you can always kiss my bum where the sun don't shine
So is Gamine

You didn't learn this kind of English from me ooh! And i won't just kiss your bum i will bite and squeeze it

A-40:

You didn't learn this kind of English from me ooh!

Lol! You're not doing the teaching here. I am

A-40:

And i won't just kiss your bum i will bite and squeeze it

*cough* *cough* What did you say?

Ruby_Pearl:

Lol! You're not doing the teaching here. I am

You never sabi cook better Pounded yam with vegetable soup na English Language you wan teach me

Ruby_Pearl:

*cough* *cough* What did you say?

Did i stutter?

A-40:

You never sabi cook better Pounded yam with vegetable soup na English Language you wan teach me

Omo, my state is known for the best pounded yam.
How I no go sabi cook iyan?
Oya, come here, lemme cook for you and cater to you
Once you go toyin, you stay toyin jk

A-40:

Did i stutter?

Yes, I think you stuttered.
Plz, say it clearer

Ruby_Pearl:

Omo, my state is known for the best pounded yam.
How I no go sabi cook iyan?
Oya, come here, let me cook for you and cater to you
Once you go toyin, you stay toyin jk

Are you an Ekiti Babe? Didn't know that hmm after a nice meal of pounded yam just ask me for anything you want and i would give it to you its like kryptonite to me lol

Ruby_Pearl:

Yes, I think you stuttered.
Plz, say it clearer

I want to squeeze and bite your bum