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ayusco85: .

Any book from patience goodluck jonathan is a best seller. That's the only one I will buy. No matter how much

I don't believe that's patience J grammar

Finepaparazy: WHICH OF THESE BEST SELLERS BOOKS...
WOULD YOU B

2. Secret of Successful Marriage
by Pastor Chris O



6.The Joy of Poverty by Aliko
Dangote



Drop your favourite book..

I need this 2

and dis is front page material?

ceejay675: lolz.....cant stop laughing.
how to score 30 goals in a season.....by danny welbeck featuring sanogo

c them

lolaxavier: Quite funny...

d pains of heading the petroleum industry by alison madueke

Finepaparazy: WHICH OF THESE BEST SELLERS BOOKS...
WOULD YOU BUY

1. How to Look handsome by
Obasanjo

2. Secret of Successful Marriage
by Pastor Chris O

3. Foods that wil make you
Grow Tall by Osita Iheme

4. MyLove for Nigeria by
Abubakar Sheakeau

5. Tips to get Married by
Genevieve Nnaji

6.The Joy of Poverty by Aliko
Dangote

7.Tips for Passing ur English
Language by Patience Jonathan.

8. Good Governance by Gov T A Orji.

9. The Poeple are my Friends
by Ebola

Drop your favourite book..

no b me and u

GowonAbacha: Why the yoruba's will continue to dominate politics and government in nigeria by chinasaekperem & chinasaekperem3

oloshi, u have been calling me, now am here. What can I do for you?

MrDoGood: why linda no go buy expensive cars?

imagine this on fp.

funny though

Please you guys should stop this rubbish talk

So who gives a cent if she buys a jet whats spectacular about it.

Black folks can be funny.

What gives you the impression that Seun can't buy a jeep if he wants it.

If you don't want to comment on the topic, you and people like you should shut your mouth.

Both Linda and seun have been successful if you ask me.

What have you guys done with you pathetic lives before you start talking Seun down because Linda got a jeep.

Seun and Linda if you can read this you guys have worked hard to get what you have.

Your approach and style might be different same with your proprieties.

Dont let some set of empty heads get to talk nonsense all because of material things.

About the topic I will buy

HOW TO TEACH EMPTY PEOPLE HOW TO SHUT UP by Seun NL

How to put an end to corruption... By Goodluck Ebele Jonathan

The secret of eradicating corruption and poverty...By Dr. Goodluck Jonathan Ebele

chinasaekperem3: oloshi, u have been calling me, now am here. What can I do for you?

Its better u start learning ur oloshi, oloriburuku and ur iyalaiya e since u said u'll be coming to south west very soon. Learn them very well so you won't be like JJC here.

MizMyColi: The Yoruba Nation - Best Tribe In Nigeria
By Ralph Uwazuruike.

you just lost my respect.

Plexus: Mine is ''F*ucck me like a p0rnstar''

Should I donate laugh for you? Oya take am

OP, you sound so senseless. Nairaland is a site where rodents make their own views as well and i'm so surprised. I think Seun has a lot of work to do because quite a number of Mods are totally unqualified to work here. "Quality is always better than quantity."

GowonAbacha:
Its better u start learning ur oloshi, oloriburuku and ur iyalaiya e since u said u'll be coming to south west very soon. Learn them very well so you won't be like JJC here.

sure, I will also learn how to take pictures also

The secret of long life by dagrin,

(2)How I succeeded in coaching man u by david moyes. (3)how I defeated Aregbesola in osun state election by omisore
(4)Importance of EFCC in Nigeria by alamaiseha! Pls oooooooooooooooooooo

Genevieve no go marry herself o, so go propose first and see if she go bounce you.

Joenice: OP, you sound so senseless. Nairaland is a site where rodents make their own views as well and i'm so surprised. I think Seun has a lot of work to do because quite a number of Mods are totally unqualified to work here. "Quality is always better than quantity."

Oga all works and no play makes nairaland a burial ground. Abeg go to Punch or vanguard for serious issues.

Iro ni o! As in I.r.o.n.y

I'll buy all d necessary books cos they're all very funny. @Op, thumbs up/kudos 2 u.

Very witty list by the OP.
I add (if not already posted): "Speak the Queen's English" by PEJ

Joenice: OP, you sound so senseless. Nairaland is a site where rodents make their own views as well and i'm so surprised. I think Seun has a lot of work to do because quite a number of Mods are totally unqualified to work here. "Quality is always better than quantity."

the OP ( Finepaparazy) displayed a lot of intelligence with this witty post/thread ... I think the block head post is yours ...

ZUBY77: This kind of topic is why corporate bodies refused to advertise on Nairaland by Linda Ikeji.

I beg make una drop this nonsense. No one writes about big or bulging male privates as much as Linda Ikeji does and the adverts still roll in. No one pushes gay/lesbianism stories as much as she does. Make una rest. A little joke never hurt anyone.
Op this got me laughing so hard

thwarrior72: I don't believe that's patience J grammar

because ur her P.A or because ur her mouth piece?

Trash.

exxell:

Spare that your sarcasm excuse. The other day, I say a comment you made on a thread when seun was being compared with linda ikeja. You were purposefully being denigratory and you tried to hide it behind an "advise"! What you dont know is that seun has affected the lives of millions more than you know. I have never been to that linda blog before but due to too much hype, I decided to stroll in today. What I saw on the homepage was so nonsensical. Everything there was bullshyt from head to toe! Infact, people that visit that blog should be classified as illiterates... Nothing life impacting was being discussed there and every comment there was so scattered! Have you been to Nairaland education section before? The family section? The traditional section? Or even the sexuality section which you are a boss there? Didnt you notice that seun is miles away from what you have in mind? You think that young man is interested in money? He is there building Nairaland daily to become a massive tool for world change either negatively or positively because I dont know his motive yet! That brings me to the issue of seun being a small god... Yes I still maintain it. He is a small god! Why? He built a small world called Nairaland where you come and see everything.... Both good and bad. In Nairaland just like our physical world built by our almighty God; you see both evil and good... You see both positive and negative. For there to be good, evil must necessarily exist. The main question is; ON WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON? The side of good or the side of evil? Thats why we have what is called freedom and choice. Same goes for Nairaland. When you open the front page, you see both interesting and uninteresting news. What is interesting for you, may be loathed and uninteresting for me e.g.... Your global runs story and sexcapades. I hate that your website with passion. Another example is the sexuality section on Nairaland. I hate that section with passion. But I have a friend who literally worships that section. He is always there daily. I dont think seun is taking sides right now. He is just being objective and not subjected to a view which is the best thing for a business to move on. So for there to be peace and justice, everyone must have their share. Thats why you come on Nairaland and see topics like; Kim Kardashian and Beyonce who wore it better? And you also see topics like; How to maintain a healthy diet for the family! Personally, the latter topic suits my lifestyle and adds value to my life. Thats the thread I will click naturally! I will ignore Kim Kardashian and her bullshyte comparison...On the other hand, a sizeable portion of the Nigerian youth are trendy and fashion oriented. They see the former thread as what adds value to their life. Naturally, they click it. How does all these affect seun? TRAFFIC BRO... TRAFFIC! Seun is not interested in whether people are adding anything positive or negative to their life. All he is interested in is TRAFFIC! Adding something positive or negative to people's life is something of choice on the part of the thread opener.... Again bro, I dont think that young man lacks money. For all I care, he may be the owner of those schools being advertised on frontpage monthly or he may even be the owner of AuctionExport. He may even own a betting site. Also the way he likes dogs, he may own a big dog pound! I have an instinct that if you programme what he programmes daily, you may not have time to be a celebrity like linda Ikeja does.... Always in the camera and showing property off. So, do you still think he needs co-operate adverts after this philosophical analysis of what may be happening around him? Personally, I have made a lotta cash from Nairaland and so, I think I owe it a social obligation to defend it whenever its under attack! By the way, come back to Nairaland 2030! You may be suprised if it has not eclipsed all the forums in the world. It may even have a commerce sister website much more bigger than jumia and konga... E.g Nairamarket.com.ng

All these takes patience, humility and hardwork bro. Finally, I owe my loyalty, respect and honour to the Almighty God and not to any Church or seun. Literally speaking, seun is a small god who is changing lives either positively or negatively (depending on those who visit nairaland and what they choose to view) but not one worthy of worship or praise. I even have intentions to beat him up.... For banning my other account. Ciao bro.

Chai!!! This one is strong!

"Secrets of being humble" by Randy Orton

I'm amazed at the kind of topics that hit FP these days





































Its none of my Business

I don't why but I will like to buy the book from Shekau. I truly want to see his own definition of love.

Nr.2