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My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by Naijasinglegirl: 8:46am On Sep 13, 2014 |
My first relationship was when I was 12 years old. The guy was 13 years older than me but I didn't care! I was in love for all I cared! Sadly, this crush, infatuation or love I felt lasted only six weeks. This is why we broke up >>> After one week of the relationship, my boyfriend summoned up to courage to ask for a kiss. I wanted it special but I had no experience so I turned him down and told him it was going happen 'next time'. I kept on using the 'next time' excuse for the next 3weeks. One particular day, he couldn't stand it anymore so he told me to leave his house and come back ONLY when I am ready to kiss. I didn't want to lose my one & only true love so I went on a 3weeks course on 'How To Kiss'. I became fascinated with the word kissing. Back then, there were no cell phones, BIS and all, meaning I had no access to google, ehow, wikihow or youtube to teach me how to kiss so I had to improvise. I grabbed my mill&booms and I found myself reading any particular page that had the word 'kiss' in it as much as five times. I also had to resort to newspapers. I would read a five page article on politics and what was going on in Aso Rock as long as it has the word 'kiss' in the publication. If the newscaster on NTA network mentioned kiss, I listened to news all day. Finally, I resorted to creeping at night to the living room to rewind the 'kissing scenes' of the movies my siblings and I watched earlier during the day. Afterwards. I will spend the rest of the night kissing my palms since I had no close friend to rehearse with. This lasted three weeks. There was this particular movie I saw where the kissing scene lasted 3 minutes. It was so intense. I can swear they did the French kiss stuff and added a touch of Spanish kiss. Brother, sister, I had finally arrived! After rewinding that scene for more than ten times. I felt I was ready and I made up my mind to visit my boyfriend the next day and show him SHEGE! Don't forget there was nothing like GSM so all we did back then was surprise visits at your own risks. Next day, I brushed 3times that morning and went on a water diet to keep my mouth fresh. As soon as I got into his house, I had to remind myself ''NaijaSingleGirl, you aint leaving this place until you french-kiss the hell out of that nigga'' ''kosi wahala'' I responded to myself and arranged my invisible collar. Boyfriend1 hugged me and leaded me to the couch. ''How are you?'' He asked excitedly Before I could respond, I noticed big patches of egwu leaves (vegetable) on his teeth and his palm oil coloured tongue. Why do bad things happen to good people? He had to choose that special day to eat soup of all things and his mouth smelt liked parboiled goat meat. I couldn't back out now after three weeks of practice. I had to put my nose and eyes in stealth mood because I was there on a mission! I rolled my eyes. ''I wanna kiss you'' I said with my British accent I used only on special occasions. Boyfriend1 was excited immediately he heard those words. He brought his vegetable soup lips to my fluoride mouth and then just like I saw in the movies (or I think I saw in the movies), I held his head then I used my teeth to grab his tongue. That was when I heard 'JESUSSSS CHRIST! My tongue o! Do you want to kill me!!'' ' 'I'm sorry'' I found myself talking inside his mouth while my voice echoed from his ears''. He wore a bull dog frown while he pushed me aside. I got up, opened the door and fled in embarrassment. He didn't make any attempt to contact me after that. Remember there were no BBM to chat things over, neither dis I have a cell phone to explain myself so I had to let him go. That was the end of my first relationship... http://www.naijasinglegirl.net 14 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by Nobody: 8:49am On Sep 13, 2014 |
You were 12 and he was 25 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by Naijasinglegirl: 8:53am On Sep 13, 2014 |
MrsBreezy: You were 12 and he was 25YUP |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by mstik(f): 8:53am On Sep 13, 2014 |
You were thirteen and he was twenty-five That's child abuse 9 Likes |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by Nobody: 8:55am On Sep 13, 2014 |
Naijasinglegirl: YUP That's something else... 1 Like |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by Nobody: 8:56am On Sep 13, 2014 |
Can't remember |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by Nobody: 8:57am On Sep 13, 2014 |
BTW a 12yr old shouldn't be kissing imao 1 Like |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by Nobody: 8:58am On Sep 13, 2014 |
Fair to say he raped_ your mouth. 1 Like |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by MisterLongman(m): 8:59am On Sep 13, 2014 |
13 good years ..... That's Child abuse |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by Arsenalholic(m): 9:01am On Sep 13, 2014 |
My first kissing experience happened in S.S.1 when I was 14. T'was nothing spectacular, neither was it an embarassment. 1 Like |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by slimzypink(f): 9:03am On Sep 13, 2014 |
mine was wow iz all I can say...ddnt hav2 go learn.it came naturally |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by snadguy007(m): 9:06am On Sep 13, 2014 |
I'm in a naming ceremony.....will comment wen i get home. Pls bear with me 2 Likes |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by Naijasinglegirl: 9:07am On Sep 13, 2014 |
mstik: You were thirteen and he was twenty-fivehe looked 18 and he was cute AF. mstik: You were thirteen and he was twenty-fivehe looked 18 and he was cute AF. |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by Baddo101(m): 9:09am On Sep 13, 2014 |
Hmmm...... Nice Story.. come try am wth me now if i no go bite dat ur tongue comot......Lol...... |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by Opiosko: 9:15am On Sep 13, 2014 |
Started susu since i was i KG 2. Hehe! God have mercy on us sinners. But op is obviously trolling tho.. 1 Like |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by Spicylate(f): 9:25am On Sep 13, 2014 |
mine was when i was in my 3rd year and i was 19 and he was 21. i loved it. it just happened. it was a nice feeling. and ermm, we are still dating. *happy smiles* 3 Likes |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by iceberylin(m): 9:27am On Sep 13, 2014 |
even the First Paragraph showed that your Lieing |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by jhydebaba(m): 9:28am On Sep 13, 2014 |
This ur British accent... ''I wanna to kiss you'' ... got me ROTFL Nice story and nice write up. My first kiss I just chew the girl mouth, shikena |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by bennygreat1(m): 9:37am On Sep 13, 2014 |
Op clap for your self... All this long story just to tell us U bite his tongue.... For Many Years Now.......... Oooooooo... Where's that Man now |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by amosdrizzy: 10:25am On Sep 13, 2014 |
my first kiss turn to f*cling (sex) 1 Like |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by InZA: 10:36am On Sep 13, 2014 |
My first kissing experience ever was when I was 23..and it was awesome, it was kinda like everything I imagined it would be, I was surprisingly very smooth with the kiss and even though it was my first time I could tell the girl enjoyed it just as well... Maybe even more than I did... Because she kept longing for more kisses through out the very brief six months office relationship... It's been many years after that but I've not kissed any girl since then . Who would kiss me now.. Free lips for kisss 2 Likes |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by raziboi(m): 10:40am On Sep 13, 2014 |
[b][/b] kiss!! |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by Nobody: 10:41am On Sep 13, 2014 |
NSG!!! Welcome on board. Its abt time |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by Ochiske(m): 11:42am On Sep 13, 2014 |
jhydebaba: This ur British accent... "i wanna to kiss you" My brother I think say na only me see am |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by Naijasinglegirl: 12:25pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
Zedric: NSG!!! Welcome on board. Its abt timeyeah baby! |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by Dubby6(m): 12:28pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
I would have called ur boy friend Yerima but ure just Another troll on the loose Sha i enjoyed ur story... |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by valmunich(m): 12:59pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
When I kissed first, my ex then was mad saying I was lying to her when I said I've never kissed before |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by destante(f): 2:52pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
valmunich: When I kissed first, my ex then was mad saying I was lying to her when I said I've never kissed beforeinstinct maybe. |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by missdebs(f): 3:03pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
lies |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by lawrenceunaa: 3:06pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
proudly, i haven't kissed a lady 2 Likes |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by Nobody: 4:50pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
I did my first kiss when I was doing "papa,and mama play"with my neighbor when I was small. |
Re: My Embarrassing First Kiss Experience. What's Yours? by Epathra(f): 4:56pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
Twas really nice, I was 18. He was a pro. ♏ε̲̣̣̣̥ likey. |
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