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How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by patosky3310(m): 5:17pm On Jun 30, 2017
I have never been to a brothel before. So I don't know how to meet a prostitute for fear of getting pickpocketed by them. How long does it take to bed them? Must it be all night? Is it pay before service? Is pre-intimacy allowed?
Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by Fadiga24(m): 5:21pm On Jun 30, 2017
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Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:24pm On Jun 30, 2017
Oloshos is same as a normal woman, just that this one wants to get paid before sex...

If you go and see one, make sure you keep all your valuables at home and just go with exact money in pocket, if you can, don't even bring your phone.
When you meet her make sure you talk beforehand of what service she offers, for how long and what price.... And before paying her, confirm again for what services/length you are paying (beware, some will trick you that as soon as you cuum, it's over).
Pay before Sex when you get to the room, and if you have to shower, bring your clothes in the bathroom with you (and always keep an eye on them)

F0replay should be her sucking your dikc, NOTHING ELSE.... NEVER EVER in your wildest dreams go down on her.

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Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by NairalandCS(m): 5:39pm On Jun 30, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
Oloshos is same as a normal woman, just that this one wants to get paid before sex...

If you go and see one, make sure you keep all your valuables at home and just go with exact money in pocket, if you can, don't even bring your phone.
When you meet her make sure you talk beforehand of what service she offers, for how long and what price.... And before paying her, confirm again for what services/length you are paying (beware, some will trick you that as soon as you cuum, it's over).
Pay before Sex when you get to the room, and if you have to shower, bring your clothes in the bathroom with you (and always keep an eye on them)

F0replay should be her sucking your dikc, NOTHING ELSE.... NEVER EVER in your wildest dreams go down on her.

Òmó see expert. shocked

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Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by patosky3310(m): 5:40pm On Jun 30, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
Oloshos is same as a normal woman, just that this one wants to get paid before sex...

If you go and see one, make sure you keep all your valuables at home and just go with exact money in pocket, if you can, don't even bring your phone.
When you meet her make sure you talk beforehand of what service she offers, for how long and what price.... And before paying her, confirm again for what services/length you are paying (beware, some will trick you that as soon as you cuum, it's over).
Pay before Sex when you get to the room, and if you have to shower, bring your clothes in the bathroom with you (and always keep an eye on them)

F0replay should be her sucking your dikc, NOTHING ELSE.... NEVER EVER in your wildest dreams go down on her.
What do you mean by "go down" on her?

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Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by Nobody: 5:40pm On Jun 30, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
Oloshos is same as a normal woman, just that this one wants to get paid before sex...

If you go and see one, make sure you keep all your valuables at home and just go with exact money in pocket, if you can, don't even bring your phone.
When you meet her make sure you talk beforehand of what service she offers, for how long and what price.... And before paying her, confirm again for what services/length you are paying (beware, some will trick you that as soon as you cuum, it's over).
Pay before Sex when you get to the room, and if you have to shower, bring your clothes in the bathroom with you (and always keep an eye on them)

F0replay should be her sucking your dikc, NOTHING ELSE.... NEVER EVER in your wildest dreams go down on her.



Oh and you forgot to add this so lemme add


NEVER LEAVE YOUR CONDOM WITH HER. TAKE IT HOME WITH YOU AND FLUSH, MAKE SURE YOU TELL HER YOU AIN'T LEAVING IT.

make them nor use you do ritual

Fear all this lekki girls.

Bad bishes.

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Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by NairalandCS(m): 5:41pm On Jun 30, 2017
patosky3310:

What do you mean by "go down" on her?

If you're asking this question then maybe you shouldn't visit any brothel yet.

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Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:42pm On Jun 30, 2017
patosky3310:

What do you mean by "go down" on her?

Finger or lick her coochie.

Oh, and I forgot to write: BRING and USE your own condoms

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Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by nNEOo(m): 5:43pm On Jun 30, 2017
patosky3310:
I have never been to a brothel before. So I don't know how to meet a prostitute for fear of getting pickpocketed by them. How long does it take to bed them? Must it be all night? Is it pay before service? Is pre-intimacy allowed?












what's up bro ,
Never pass a night with an olosho

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Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by nNEOo(m): 5:45pm On Jun 30, 2017
sonofLuci:




Oh and you forgot to add this so lemme add


NEVER LEAVE YOUR CONDOM WITH HER. TAKE IT HOME WITH YOU AND FLUSH, MAKE SURE YOU TELL HER YOU AIN'T LEAVING IT.

make them nor use you do ritual






or better still no cum grin

Fear all this lekki girls.

Bad bishes.

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Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by ITbomb(m): 5:52pm On Jun 30, 2017
So this are the people I dey follow talk with
Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by Nobody: 5:57pm On Jun 30, 2017
ITbomb:
So this are the people I dey follow talk with


Lwkmd o

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Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by TITOBIGZ(m): 6:39pm On Jun 30, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
Oloshos is same as a normal woman, just that this one wants to get paid before sex...

If you go and see one, make sure you keep all your valuables at home and just go with exact money in pocket, if you can, don't even bring your phone.
When you meet her make sure you talk beforehand of what service she offers, for how long and what price.... And before paying her, confirm again for what services/length you are paying (beware, some will trick you that as soon as you cuum, it's over).
Pay before Sex when you get to the room, and if you have to shower, bring your clothes in the bathroom with you (and always keep an eye on them)

F0replay should be her sucking your dikc, NOTHING ELSE.... NEVER EVER in your wildest dreams go down on her.
Baba bikop explain why u talk say make him no go down on her?
I want learn

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Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:56pm On Jun 30, 2017
TITOBIGZ:

Baba bikop explain why u talk say make him no go down on her?
I want learn

Very simple:
A) this is a toto who sees X amount of Dikcs going through it, so licking it would be like lifting all the residue from all the past cokc from customers who mounted her before you that day.

and since you don't know if that woman always protect herself, best that your lips does NOT touch her coochie...

B) you don't kiss these women, neither on their lips or coochie because we all know where their mouths has been, or whose Dikcs fukced them... Because you can catch some SERIOUS stds such as HERPES etc, let alone deadly disease. By swapping spit with this babe.

Educate yourself so you can educate your lil broa and future kids about it.

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Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by Nobody: 7:18pm On Jun 30, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
Oloshos is same as a normal woman, just that this one wants to get paid before sex...

If you go and see one, make sure you keep all your valuables at home and just go with exact money in pocket, if you can, don't even bring your phone.
When you meet her make sure you talk beforehand of what service she offers, for how long and what price.... And before paying her, confirm again for what services/length you are paying (beware, some will trick you that as soon as you cuum, it's over).
Pay before Sex when you get to the room, and if you have to shower, bring your clothes in the bathroom with you (and always keep an eye on them)

F0replay should be her sucking your dikc, NOTHING ELSE.... NEVER EVER in your wildest dreams go down on her.


Baba I hail o...na only u sabi Dem olosho parole grin grin grin grin

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Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by shege45: 8:27pm On Jun 30, 2017
patosky3310:
I have never been to a brothel before. So I don't know how to meet a prostitute for fear of getting pickpocketed by them. How long does it take to bed them? Must it be all night? Is it pay before service? Is pre-intimacy allowed?
i beg u broda,ds tin u are abt doin is something u might later regret.it my continue to haunt u for years.if u sick small,hiv go cum ur mind.pls dnt do ds i beg u.dnt put urself in a bad situation. i was once like u n i regretted it for years

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Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by Charles4075(m): 8:40pm On Jun 30, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
Oloshos is same as a normal woman, just that this one wants to get paid before sex...

If you go and see one, make sure you keep all your valuables at home and just go with exact money in pocket, if you can, don't even bring your phone.
When you meet her make sure you talk beforehand of what service she offers, for how long and what price.... And before paying her, confirm again for what services/length you are paying (beware, some will trick you that as soon as you cuum, it's over).
Pay before Sex when you get to the room, and if you have to shower, bring your clothes in the bathroom with you (and always keep an eye on them)

F0replay should be her sucking your dikc, NOTHING ELSE.... NEVER EVER in your wildest dreams go down on her.
Baba Na Baba. Baba Nla

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Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by Oyindidi(f): 8:43pm On Jun 30, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
Oloshos is same as a normal woman, just that this one wants to get paid before sex...

If you go and see one, make sure you keep all your valuables at home and just go with exact money in pocket, if you can, don't even bring your phone.
When you meet her make sure you talk beforehand of what service she offers, for how long and what price.... And before paying her, confirm again for what services/length you are paying (beware, some will trick you that as soon as you cuum, it's over).
Pay before Sex when you get to the room, and if you have to shower, bring your clothes in the bathroom with you (and always keep an eye on them)

F0replay should be her sucking your dikc, NOTHING ELSE.... NEVER EVER in your wildest dreams go down on her.
He may be 14 yrs old
Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:43pm On Jun 30, 2017
shege45:
i beg u broda,ds tin u are abt doin is something u might later regret.it my continue to haunt u for years.if u sick small,hiv go cum ur mind.pls dnt do ds i beg u.dnt put urself in a bad situation. i was once like u n i regretted it for years

Bro, as much as you may be right, the sexual tension needs to be released ONE WAY or ANOTHER. This is why many are sexually tensed that they can't get a hold of themselves and decide to rape etc

So if, for example, a man should have such sick (rape/pedo etc) impulses , I'd rather he goes and relieve himself with these willing babes, in a PROPER manner, than with any other unwilling victim.

Oyindidi:
He may be 14 yrs old

Then let him learn early, as we all know that many young brothas these days have their 1st time with these oloshos.... So let's make sure their 1st time is done PROPERLY

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Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by shege45: 8:47pm On Jun 30, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


Bro, as much as you may be right, the sexual tension need to released ONE WAY or ANOTHER. This is why many are sexually tensed that they can't get a hold of themselves and decide to rape etc

So if, for example, a man should have s
uch sick (rape/pedo etc) impulses , I'd rather he goes and relieve himself with these willing babes, in a PROPER manner, than with any other unwilling victim.
guy discourage ds guy abeg...if d tin hook am mke him soapy na.life is nt worth 5mins enjoyment
Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by Deadshot(m): 8:47pm On Jun 30, 2017
Pit your dick inside her honey pot nd bleep her...fyi use condom
Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by Oyindidi(f): 8:49pm On Jun 30, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


Bro, as much as you may be right, the sexual tension needs to be released ONE WAY or ANOTHER. This is why many are sexually tensed that they can't get a hold of themselves and decide to rape etc

So if, for example, a man should have such sick (rape/pedo etc) impulses , I'd rather he goes and relieve himself with these willing babes, in a PROPER manner, than with any other unwilling victim.



Then let him learn early, as we all know that many young brothas these days have their 1st time with these oloshos.... So let's make sure their 1st time is done PROPERLY
Are you a Nigerian? Just asking
Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:52pm On Jun 30, 2017
shege45:
guy discourage ds guy abeg...if d tin hook am mke him soapy na.life is nt worth 5mins enjoyment

So you prefer that the guy masturbates while watching inadequate porn, so when time comes to do it with a proper babe, the Dikc won't be functioning right any longer?!

Haba!!! Let the guy get the feel of the toto, touch her, caress her, understand the female "body & engine" so he can get better at it.

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Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by MrBrownJay1(m): 8:56pm On Jun 30, 2017
Oyindidi:
Are you a Nigerian? Just asking

This question is irrelevant, but if you care to know, my parents were both born and bred in Nigeria.

Now back to the topic: why do you think it is wrong to prepare people (whether young or old) for their 1st time seeing an olosho?!
Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by Oyindidi(f): 8:59pm On Jun 30, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


This question is irrelevant, but if you care to know, my parents were both born and bred in Nigeria.

Now back to the topic: why do you think it is wrong to prepare people (whether young or old) for their 1st time seeing an olosho?!
I asked cos you don't comment like a typical Naija guy.

A guy visiting olosho joint is like a taboo here.
Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by drunkpunk(m): 9:19pm On Jun 30, 2017
You just ruined it all. Pre inti gini Dont even try it. The Prof has said it all...
Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by excanny: 9:26pm On Jun 30, 2017
Why dont you just masturbate until you get a girlfriend? Oloshos are the worst kind of low lives to deal with.

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Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:27pm On Jun 30, 2017
Oyindidi:
I asked cos you don't comment like a typical Naija guy.

A guy visiting olosho joint is like a taboo here.

You gotta be honest with yourself, as a parent you MUST prepare your kids for such foolishness. As the majority will join their friends and may indulge (as many do)

So I' rather my kids get the PROPER info from me, than they foolishly go with their buddies and make a mistake.

Just like I warn my daughters that if they foolishly decide (when they are adults) to have sex, remember to ALWAYS wear a fukcing condom.... ALWAYS, unless she wanna be pregnant! So that no foolish yeye boy (or her silly girlfriends) won't lie to her that sex during period is safe, or he won't cuum Inside her, or he will just put the tip and/or all other nonsense.

I call it sexual baggage, and they start "carrying" it from a very young age

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Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:32pm On Jun 30, 2017
excanny:
Why dont you just masturbate until you get a girlfriend? Oloshos are the worst kind of low lives to deal with.

So you think that masturbating while watching inadequate/wrong sexual practices, is better?
Better To choke the anaconda for yrs, till it doesn't function properly on D day?!
Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by Oyindidi(f): 9:33pm On Jun 30, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


You gotta be honest with yourself, as a parent you MUST prepare your kids for such foolishness. As the majority will join their friends and may indulge (as many do)

So I' rather my kids get the PROPER info from me, than they foolishly go with their buddies and make a mistake.

Just like a warn my daughters that if they foolishly decide (when they are adults) to have sex, remember to ALEAYS wear a fukcing condom.... ALWAYS, unless she wanna be pregnant! So that no foolish yeye boy (or her sill girlfriends) won't lie to her that sex during period is safe, or he won't cuum
Inside , or he will just put the tip and/ or all other nonsense.

I call it sexual baggage, and they start "carrying" it from very young)
That'll be too much info from you to your daughter. I was telling my 15 year old niece about sex. She didn't say a word, at the end of the discussion, she laughed. grin I was expecting her to ask questions. I was shocked when she said, I know all you're telling. Children are way too matured
Re: How Do I Bleep An Olosho? by shege45: 10:22pm On Jun 30, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


So you prefer that the guy masturbates while watching inadequate porn, so when time comes to do it with a proper babe, the Dikc won't be functioning right any longer?!

Haba!!! Let the guy get the feel of the toto, touch her, caress her, understand the female "body & engine" so he can get better at it.
guy its better dan stories dat touch....guy u self think am wat if d cd burst nko

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