Dygeasy: I don't derail threads.

That accusation is false, baseless, untrue, subject to no further investigation as I'm obviously vindicated as at the time of this post.

Need I sue yo _ass

But Kelvingraphics sabi derail. That guy na COW

Dayjhihannon01:

Ehhh.., you put for derailers when NAFWIAC dey dia? U nor do am wella oo..... Me weh I go dey checkmate u ppl make una nor derail

chei...you can be a member of two associations

KelvinGraphics:
But oga i have only deraild senseless threadz which were worth derailing.... Once the thread is so senseless that even a 6months old baby will hiss at the story, then d thread becomez a chat lounge..
I don't think i have even derailed more than one thread ever. And that 1 even happened recently xo i don't think i should be the President of that Association when dia ris my able Madam at d top FrankySNOW who even own's a ''Derailerz Paradise''. which she co-runs with her Deputy MIZTOLA. I be just floor member o, the least at dat self.
OGA Naijaboiy u no get respect o.. na dis kind mistake dey put person 4 kirikiri prison, xo abeg no go carry anoda person TITTLE accord just a floor member

priscaoge:
And this one is among the space bookers


Op I didn't see ASB= Association of Space Bookers oooo

softsparkyy:
Frankysnow i don de suspect you. Na only Dygeasy you see there abi? You no see my precious moniker, lanicky and cdamsel. Abeg fight for all of us jaree.
As for you naijaboiy, we go soon throw you inside bin just like Ukraine former minister.

hannesy: pls call me when d insult starts flowing in

priscaoge:
I agree with u,U no de derail thread but U de book space...

True or False

rozzay: Abeg una gudmorning wetin dem talk say I do

priscaoge:
I agree with u,U no de derail thread but U de book space...

True or False

KelvinGraphics:
That space is for sale o.

Abeg help me find buyer, u go get 20% and the agent and agreement money go be your own

Dygeasy: I don't derail threads.

That accusation is false, baseless, untrue, subject to no further investigation as I'm obviously vindicated as at the time of this post.

Need I sue yo _ass

But Kelvingraphics sabi derail. That guy na COW

Dayjhihannon01: you wan own a post for the Bashing & Insult Hurling Association? (BIHA)

KelvinGraphics:
That space is for sale o.

Abeg help me find buyer, u go get 20% and the agent and agreement money go be your own

He has started already

priscaoge:

Wait softsparkyy n naijaboiy fit buy make I go call them. Shey d land dey 4 better site ni?(FP)if not 4gerrit

hannesy: sole proprietor of Talk-take association of nairaland hehehehehe lmao

priscaoge:

Wait softsparkyy n naijaboiy fit buy make I go call them. Shey d land dey 4 better site ni?(FP)if not 4gerrit

FrankySnow: FALSE oga kelvin is a big time derailer and naijaboiy is his assistant.

naijaboiy:
No need to sue bro...
Nor vex

softsparkyy:
Frankysnow i don de suspect you. Na only Dygeasy you see there abi? You no see my precious moniker, lanicky and cdamsel. Abeg fight for all of us jaree.
As for you naijaboiy, we go soon throw you inside bin just like Ukraine former minister .

naijaboiy:
This land no dey better site ooo

So I no fit buy the space

priscaoge:
Lwkmd...He must be d CEO ..naijaboiy na em Personal Assistant

You say??

Kelvingraphics no need Assitant o

Na one Man Mopol

priscaoge:
Lwkmd...He must be d CEO ..naijaboiy na em Personal Assistant

hannesy: nah, jst reading and laughing committee

KelvinGraphics:
E dey FP na, facing the express gan self. And e get all the paperz wey Land dey get, even C of O, gazzette etc, the land has been fenced self

FrankySnow: Make you no vex, that time I never chop


Come naijaboiy, softsparkyy goes to sensible threads na, where u from see cdamsel? Person wey no dey Nairaland for 2 months? Haba na you even put lanicky that girl is always in dangote's son's emmm paradise.

Frankysnow is the president of thread derailing and while TEEO is the Presido of woman wrappering association.

And my honorable Kelvingraphics no dey derail at all.

KelvinGraphics:
Show that guy say U be lawyer too.

U know see as him dey accuse me derailing? His own accusation is also false, baseless and subject to no further investigation or does he need i sue his arzz too

You can sue him na...

But my client-fee go big o

KelvinGraphics:
Fixed

naijaboiy:

You say??

Kelvingraphics no need Assitant o

Na one Man Mopol

FrankySnow: Respect your matric number and young age biko I own no paradise no more. Warris wrong with you? Did you drink fura to bed? that paradise was opened by mzmariah and not frankysnow

chemystery: These are associations on nairaland.

TDAN - Thread Derailers Association of Nairaland
This group is dominated by ladies and all they do is derail thread. For the sake of fear of their badmouth, i chose not to assign members here. But if your liver reach, help me fish them out

NAFWIAC - Nairaland Agency For Woman-wrappering Investigation And Control
This group checkmates all forms and levels of woman wrapper-ing. Members include:
tosyne2much - CEO
LaurelP - Managing Director
chemystery - Special Adviser and PA to CEO
naijaboiy - Recruiter
WWAN - Woman Wrapper-ing Association of Nairaland
This group is where we have all women stalkers/wrapper-ers.
I'm new here so i leave the old cargoes or top members of NAFWIAC to assign members here.
AJAJOP - Association of Jonsing and Jobless Posters
This group post jonsing or fake stories. Here are some honorable members:
Andyblaze - CEO
Spacegoat - Coordinator, Jonsing posts
yungwizzzy - Trainee
NMCG - Nairaland Meaningful Contributors Group
From my observation, these are those i have seen with at least straight-to-the-point-comment. Here as some members:
mariolae - MD of NMCG
unyours - Shareholder
MrsBreezy - P.R.O
pasqal09 - Chairman
Bashers Commitee
For those whose job is to bash you for one or two reasons(esp pertaining your use of words).
Loading...
TTA - Talk-Take Association
These are people popular for numerous posts: Member:
rozzay - sole ownership
ETYG - Every Thread You Go
These guys are like MTN - You see them on almost every thread. Members are:
temigracie - CEO
dytbabe - MD
rozzay - major shareholder
mariolae - runner up

I placed this on the romance section cos that's where i tend to know a lot of nairalander. This is just for fun so don't take it personal. Maybe i missed some Associations or Members. You are free to add to the list.

Dayjhihannon01: I seeee.... That's Association of Passive Members (APM) I do take u chop the chairlady straight... Dey chop am go