Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
Wake up son, It's time to go to school!'
But why, Mom? I don't want to go.'
Give me two reasons why you don't want to go.'
Well, the kids hate me for one,
and the teachers hate me, too!'
Oh, that's no reason not to go to school.
Come on now and get ready.'
Give me two reasons why I should go to school.'
Well, for one, you're 52 years old.
And for another, you're the Principal!

@sexyLeamon
**CLAPS LOUDLY & WHISTLES****

just took a bow

romade the proprietress, has take a bow

Ahahahahahah!

at least my profession beta pass una wey be touts

@romade
U need serious koboko whipping.
Nice.

romade:

at least my profession beta pass una wey be touts

insult, baba seun must hear this

Who he dey insult?

oh syl d errand boy is around

wow thanks guys

romade:

at least my profession beta pass una wey be touts

Den den deeee!!!
I will teeellll Seun foorr yoouuu!!

I like ur pic for ur profile.

sexyLeamon:

wow thanks guys

for what?

sylve11:

for what?

example

disease:

@sexyLeamon
**CLAPS LOUDLY & WHISTLES****

POMADE! So you dey post that pic in your profile jor. AHAHAHAHAHAH!

disease e don tey wey i know say u be tatafo nah & oh tanx
Gabry close eye nah, no be only u don touch d chest b4 y u dey pretend

sexyLeamon:

example

na u sabby

gabrywyl:

POMADE! So you dey post that pic in your profile jor. AHAHAHAHAHAH!

wetin concern you?

A-AH!
Na fake picture.  

romade:

Gabry close eye nah, no be only u don touch d chest before y u dey pretend

I admit. I have touched that whole Damn THANG!  

sylve11:

wetin concern you?

Pomade stole that pic from me sha

disease:

A-AH!
Na fake picture.

it aint fake jor. Its the picture of ma baba

gabry ow i go be ya baba

Oh pele ohhh. . . No baba. U be ma grandpa

natty natty

sylve11:

na u sabby

now that you know, am sure you sabby too

romade:

natty natty

Farty Farty

@sexyLeamon
No vex say we dey use ur topic to chat o!

Gabry i wont play with u again & lea vex abeg

disease:

@sexyLeamon
No vex say we dey use ur topic to chat o!

i beg that wouldn't pay me Oo

disease:

@sexyLeamon
No vex say we dey use ur topic to chat o!

no worry carry on, God pass you

Pomade!!! Why you no want to play wit me anymore? U want to see me cry now?

please dont cry ohh! master seun has promised to ban any one crying ohh

HA!
So crying is no prohibited in nairaland.
Very soon toasting guys/babes go dey forbidden.

Since when Seun says no crying? Do you know, you guys have to live with me crying whether you like it or not! Imagine, just now I was watching my favorite cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants and when Spongebob died, I cried hysterically ohhh. . . .