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I Don't Want To Go To School by sexyLeamon(f): 1:07pm On Nov 03, 2008
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
Wake up son, It's time to go to school!'
But why, Mom? I don't want to go.'
Give me two reasons why you don't want to go.'
Well, the kids hate me for one,
and the teachers hate me, too!'
Oh, that's no reason not to go to school.
Come on now and get ready.'
Give me two reasons why I should go to school.'
Well, for one, you're 52 years old.
And for another, you're the Principal!
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by disease(m): 1:08pm On Nov 03, 2008
@sexyLeamon
**CLAPS LOUDLY & WHISTLES****
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by romsky: 1:13pm On Nov 03, 2008
just took a bow
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by sylve11: 1:25pm On Nov 03, 2008
romade the proprietress, has take a bow grin
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by Gabry(f): 1:27pm On Nov 03, 2008
Ahahahahahah! grin
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by romsky: 1:32pm On Nov 03, 2008
at least my profession beta pass una wey be touts wink
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by disease(m): 1:34pm On Nov 03, 2008
@romade
U need serious koboko whipping. grin
Nice. grin
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by sylve11: 1:38pm On Nov 03, 2008
romade:

at least my profession beta pass una wey be touts wink

insult, baba seun must hear this grin
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by Gabry(f): 1:39pm On Nov 03, 2008
Who he dey insult?
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by romsky: 1:41pm On Nov 03, 2008
oh syl d errand boy is around
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by sexyLeamon(f): 1:42pm On Nov 03, 2008
wow thanks guys smiley smiley
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by disease(m): 1:48pm On Nov 03, 2008
romade:

at least my profession beta pass una wey be touts wink

Den den deeee!!!
I will teeellll Seun foorr yoouuu!!

I like ur pic for ur profile.
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by sylve11: 1:49pm On Nov 03, 2008
sexyLeamon:

wow thanks guys smiley smiley

for what?
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by sexyLeamon(f): 1:50pm On Nov 03, 2008
sylve11:

for what?
example

disease:

@sexyLeamon
**CLAPS LOUDLY & WHISTLES****
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by Gabry(f): 1:53pm On Nov 03, 2008
shocked shocked shocked POMADE! So you dey post that pic in your profile jor. AHAHAHAHAHAH! grin
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by romsky: 1:56pm On Nov 03, 2008
disease e don tey wey i know say u be tatafo nah & oh tanx
Gabry close eye nah, no be only u don touch d chest b4 y u dey pretend
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by sylve11: 1:57pm On Nov 03, 2008
sexyLeamon:

example


na u sabby

gabrywyl:

shocked shocked shocked POMADE! So you dey post that pic in your profile jor. AHAHAHAHAHAH! grin

wetin concern you?
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by disease(m): 1:58pm On Nov 03, 2008
A-AH!
Na fake picture.  grin
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by Gabry(f): 1:59pm On Nov 03, 2008
romade:

Gabry close eye nah, no be only u don touch d chest before y u dey pretend

I admit. I have touched that whole Damn THANG!  grin

sylve11:

wetin concern you?

Pomade stole that pic from me sha

disease:

A-AH!
Na fake picture. grin

it aint fake jor. Its the picture of ma baba
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by romsky: 2:02pm On Nov 03, 2008
gabry ow i go be ya baba
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by Gabry(f): 2:03pm On Nov 03, 2008
Oh pele ohhh. . . No baba. U be ma grandpa grin
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by romsky: 2:05pm On Nov 03, 2008
natty natty
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by sexyLeamon(f): 2:06pm On Nov 03, 2008
sylve11:

na u sabby
now that you know, am sure you sabby too
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by Gabry(f): 2:09pm On Nov 03, 2008
romade:

natty natty

Farty Farty grin
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by disease(m): 2:13pm On Nov 03, 2008
@sexyLeamon
No vex say we dey use ur topic to chat o! grin
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by romsky: 2:15pm On Nov 03, 2008
Gabry i wont play with u again & lea vex abeg
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by sexyLeamon(f): 2:19pm On Nov 03, 2008
disease:

@sexyLeamon
No vex say we dey use ur topic to chat o! grin
i beg that wouldn't pay me Oo cheesy
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by sylve11: 2:21pm On Nov 03, 2008
disease:

@sexyLeamon
No vex say we dey use ur topic to chat o! grin

no worry carry on, God pass you grin
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by Gabry(f): 2:26pm On Nov 03, 2008
Pomade!!! Why you no want to play wit me anymore? U want to see me cry now? sad sad
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by sylve11: 2:31pm On Nov 03, 2008
please dont cry ohh! master seun has promised to ban any one crying ohh grin
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by disease(m): 2:33pm On Nov 03, 2008
HA! shocked
So crying is no prohibited in nairaland. grin
Very soon toasting guys/babes go dey forbidden.
Re: I Don't Want To Go To School by Gabry(f): 2:38pm On Nov 03, 2008
Since when Seun says no crying? Do you know, you guys have to live with me crying whether you like it or not! angry Imagine, just now I was watching my favorite cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants and when Spongebob died, I cried hysterically ohhh. . . . sad

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