yungchop: 1) Ladies can become happy simply
by having a cup of warm
coffee or because of buying
a new strawberry lip gloss…and
a bar of chocolate plus a
romantic movie DVD can fix
even their toughest day.
2) They don’t have a rick of
pinching something while
closing a zipper.
3) They don’t need to shave every
day.
4) They can exchange dresses,
hug and, even, sleep in one bed
with their girl friends, without
being called that offensive word.
5) Ladies are able to have
multiple orgasms. Yay!
6) They can get rid of stress,
simply, by sinking in a warm
bath with rose petals, while
men, often, need a box of beer.
7) In public restrooms they have
separate cabins and, often,
cleaner environment.
They can talk with mom on the
phone for two hours without
being called “mommy’s
daughter”.
9) If they are ever in a bad mood,
They can easily refer to a
premenstrual or post menstrual
syndrome.
10) Inviting a guy to a date is
not included in their list of
responsibilities, but if they ever
do this, they will be considered as
self-sufficient.
11) Their honor will stay spotless,
even, if they weren’t able to repair
Their broken fridge or stick a shelf
on the wall.
12) When they want they can easily
become 10 centimeters taller,
simply, by putting on high
heels.
13) They can fully use the power
of makeup to boost their self
confidence and self-esteem.
14) Only ladies can fully experience
the pleasure of wearing
beautiful, lace lingerie.
15) Gentlemen open all doors in
front of ladies and give them flowers,
to make them feel special. Amazing right?

floma07: And u expect me to envy u?

pussygotlips: I hate menstruation

U dare not give me food 2weeks after bleeding

yungchop: 1) Ladies can become happy simply
by having a cup of warm
coffee or because of buying
a new strawberry lip gloss…and
a bar of chocolate plus a
romantic movie DVD can fix
even their toughest day.


Ans= not all ladies
2) They don’t have a rick of
pinching something while
closing a zipper.


Yes but they have a risk of piercing their eyes in the name of fixing eye larshes
3) They don’t need to shave every
day.

do guys shave every day?, ladies need to shave their 'P' @ least twice a week

4) They can exchange dresses,
hug and, even, sleep in one bed
with their girl friends, without
being called that offensive word

and who told you guys don't exchage wears, ladies even copied that attitude from guys , guys squat 'em fellow

5) Ladies are able to have
multiple orgasms. Yay!

yay, later u girls would saying, having sex with a guy is doing favours for him whereas guys try as much as to satisfy una urge

6) They can get rid of stress,
simply, by sinking in a warm
bath with rose petals, while
men, often, need a box of beer.

that's for rich girls, real men don't even need to drink just go to 'Ay live' and crack ya ribs

7) In public restrooms they have
separate cabins and, often,
cleaner environment.

thats their body is wide open, so to avoid toilet infections but most ladies are dirty to the extent of making it a big deal to flush a public toilet. *Bonus* no try visit female toilet on campus no matter hoe pressed u re cos the shit go see the one wey pass am

They can talk with mom on the
phone for two hours without
being called “mommy’s
daughter'.

she is jobless to waste two hous talking or both mother and daughter a re chatter boxes

9) If they are ever in a bad mood,
They can easily refer to a
premenstrual or post menstrual
syndrome.

a guy's mood changes to better when friends re around, so no need to blame it on his erect joystick

10) Inviting a guy to a date is
not included in their list of
responsibilities, but if they ever
do this, they will be considered as
self-sufficient.

thats how stingy most ladies could be they can ask you for a whole lot of things but can't of 1/10 of it

11) Their honor will stay spotless,
even, if they weren’t able to repair
Their broken fridge or stick a shelf
on the wall.
na e bobo go repair fridge nah

12) When they want they can easily
become 10 centimeters taller,
simply, by putting on high
heels.

is this an achievement? when the heel breaks she feel the embarrassment of by being 10 cm shorter
13) They can fully use the power
of makeup to boost their self
confidence and self-esteem.

a beauty that can be modified to ugliness by the use of wet handkerchief

14) Only ladies can fully experience
the pleasure of wearing
beautiful, lace lingerie.

only guys can walk on the street with bossom exposed

15) Gentlemen open all doors in
front of ladies and give them flowers,
to make them feel special. Amazing right?


[b]chivalry is dead, God bless the woman(girlfriend/wife) i would open a car door for,cos she would be of great sense of humour

Donchinex: Story for the gods... *virginity cannot be detected in males...........

prettythicksme: we rocks

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