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An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Naijasinglegirl: 5:21pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Please share until it gets to Emeka Dear Emeka Some years back, I was on my way to Lagos from the South East with my elder sister. We boarded a luxurious bus because we were too late to catch up with the 14-seater buses. A few hours into the journey, we had a stopover at Onitsha for some reasons best known to the driver. That was when I noticed you staring at me. You walked up to my window and told me I have the most beautiful eyes ever. Those words made me receptive towards you. Minutes later, you handed the driver a couple of two hundred naira notes and he told you to take the spare seat beside me. You told me you had intentions of going to Lagos the next day but as soon as you set your eyes on me, you changed your mind just so you could board same bus with me. According to you, it was love at first sight. I was just smiling sheepishly when you told me you would buy me everything the street hawkers had to offer till we get to lagos. The moment I heard that, I concluded this must be true love. Of course I was young, gullible and......hungry. We got to Sagamu around 2am due to traffic and the driver insisted we pass the night there. You asked if I'd like a hotel. I responded no and you listed a 1001 dumb reasons why we should stay at the hotel. We That was when I started suspecting you. Obviously, you were the 'hit&run' type! I decided to 'eat' you when I realised you were far from what I thought. There was nothing I didn't order for. I am sorry I did that but I clocked 17 that night so I took you as my birthday party chief sponsor without your knowledge. I sat on a pavement by the roadside eating all the yama yama you bought for me while you excused yourself. You didn't know I crept behind you to watch where you were going. You got to one side of the road, pulled off your trousers and you started shitting mercilessly without conscience. I thought with your sweet nature you were one of those boys that don't 'pupu'. That's not all, immediately you were done scattering your shit all over Sagamu, you just pulled up your jean in a boss kinda way like its nothing. The gala I was holding dropped from my hands immediately I saw that. With all those leaves, wraps of gala, handkerchief and papers lying carelessly, you didn't wipe that pupu ass. Emeka, you were a sweet dirty boy! I completely lost appetite for the bag of goodies you bought for me. I packed all of it to my sister who was seated at one end with her own 'clean' passenger boyfriend. Immediately I handed her the suya, la casera, shortbread and boiled maize. She turned me down! I couldn't believe my longthroated sister of all people. Her reasons; ''I don't want you people pupu things. Do you know that boy you've been following just finished pupuing without cleaning his buttocks talkless of his hands. Look at the sort of dirty thing you picked from Onitsha''. I couldn't even find the words to defend you. Her clean passenger boyfriend was laughing at me like a mad man. From their angle, they could see everything across the road. I felt sick and embarrassed inside. Immediately you found me, you opted to put your pupu arms around me and I dodged like you had bird flu! The driver said he was going to move in thirty minutes time so I went to the bus to seat alone with the excuse that I was sleepy. Funny enough, you still followed with your army of house flies to sit beside me despite my countenance. I didn't know how to confront you at the same time because I also broke the ladies ethics code by spying while you took a dump. After a while, you grabbed my left hand and put it on your erection ''Leave me alone na'' I stopped you while you were panting from your horniness'. So Emeka, with bits of pupu stuck in your ass you still had the guts to be Hot? Shame on you! LOL I had to ask my sister to switch seats with me just so I could get rid of you. My sister, a no-nonsense girl obliged. All I needed was a bucket of hot dettol to soak my left hand. As soon as we got to the terminal in Lagos, from the look we gave ourselves I knew we wouldn't be seeing again. Who knows, we would have made great friends but your pupu act didn't make a good impression. If a courier ever delivers a carton of tissue roll to your house, just knows its from your mysterious friend with 'beautiful eyes'. Yours sincerely https://naijasinglegirl./2013/12/30/an-open-letter-to-emeka/ 210 Likes 24 Shares |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Nobody: 5:36pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
AhahahahahahahahahahhAaaahah,this story made me to remember my own story of this fine miss that I sat down with when going to kano,d girl wz 1 hell of a beauty yarina but midway into the journey she pupu on the seat we were both seating,after tat eh I started avoiding her like ebola patient 55 Likes |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by undeniableGrace(m): 5:36pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Igbo Kwenu. Very Hillarious 22 Likes 1 Share |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Nobody: 5:38pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
. you just cracked me up bad 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Naijasinglegirl: 5:44pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
edozie04: AhahahahahahahahahahhAaaahah,this story made me to remember my own story of this fine miss that I sat down with when going to kano,d girl wz 1 hell of a beauty yarina but midway into the journey she pupu on the seat we were both seating,after tat eh I started avoiding her like ebola patientlmaooooooooooooooooo 2 Likes |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by kaydee(m): 7:16pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
@Naijasinglegirl Choi! Babe, U don suffer! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by corisande: 5:54pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
hahahaha lwkmd oh |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Afrok(m): 6:42pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
Choi... I don laf tire Emeka d shitty shitty Hot mugu dirty lover boy with an immature, hungry and glutton sharp girl. Can't stop laughing... 42 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Afrok(m): 6:45pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
edozie04: AhahahahahahahahahahhAaaahah,this story made me to remember my own story of this fine miss that I sat down with when going to kano,d girl wz 1 hell of a beauty yarina but midway into the journey she pupu on the seat we were both seating,after tat eh I started avoiding her like ebola patienthaha... She pupu on d seat? U must've enjoyed the natural fragnance till U got to Kano Abii fine girls pupu no dey smell upon everything wey dem dey chop like ruminants wey get four stomach compartments? 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Nobody: 7:53pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
Afrok: haha... She pupu on d seat? U must've enjoyed the natural fragnance till U got to Kano Abii fine girls pupu no dey smell upon everything wey dem dey chop like ruminants wey get four stomach compartments?Am telling u,d worse is tat it wz an airconditioned bus,we have to open the glass for d smell 2 go out 9 Likes |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Afrok(m): 7:58pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
edozie04: Am telling u,d worse is tat it wz an airconditioned bus,we have to open the glass for d smell 2 go outchei... Am sure the driver fumigated the bus when he dropped her in Kano, the airconditional in d bus must've smelled something (pupu) wey pass ehn power. 1 Like |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Nobody: 8:19pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
*ROTFL* 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by wilyparker(m): 8:32pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
you got me cracking 18 Likes 1 Share
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Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Nobody: 9:53pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
love in luxurious bus turn sour 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by StealthyMe(m): 9:59pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
Emeka where art thou? 11 Likes |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by valmunich(m): 10:14pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
Chai! Upon all the stuffs he bought for you? 2 Likes |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Naijasinglegirl: 10:29pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
StealthyMe:Been searching everywhere 1 Like |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Nobody: 10:39pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
Afrok: chei... Am sure the driver fumigated the bus when he dropped her in Kano, the airconditional in d bus must've smelled something (pupu) wey pass ehn power.am telling you |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Afrok(m): 11:32pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
edozie04: am telling youthat moment when U get out of somewhere and u'll be like " plz I need oxygen, not air" even when U are not unconscious. That's the power of some peoples pupu and of course I pupu too but not inside a bus or road side like "Emeka" 18 Likes |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Afrok(m): 9:45am On Sep 21, 2014 |
edozie04: am telling you |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Houseofglam7(f): 10:10am On Sep 21, 2014 |
Hehehehehe Emeka the shitmaster. 7 Likes |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Nobody: 10:33am On Sep 21, 2014 |
Afrok: that moment when U get out of somewhere and u'll be like " plz I need oxygen, not air" even when U are not unconscious. That's the power of some peoples pupu and of course I pupu too but not inside a bus or road side like "Emeka"lolz,surprisingly after d pupu d lady wz giving d green light,bt hell no,ha pupu killed d attraction 3 Likes |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Afrok(m): 10:47am On Sep 21, 2014 |
edozie04: lolz,surprisingly after d pupu d lady wz giving d green light,bt hell no,ha pupu killed d attractionhaha... I trust U na coz even the green light go dey smell pupu that kind"pupu induced" green light 5 Likes |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by oxladekosc: 11:13am On Sep 21, 2014 |
Lier edozie04: AhahahahahahahahahahhAaaahah,this story made me to remember my own story of this fine miss that I sat down with when going to kano,d girl wz 1 hell of a beauty yarina but midway into the journey she pupu on the seat we were both seating,after tat eh I started avoiding her like ebola patient 4 Likes |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by lawrenceunaa: 11:14am On Sep 21, 2014 |
nice one NSG Rating= 8/10 1 Like |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Jarchi(m): 3:51pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
I thought the naija_wetin dem they call her no they update anymore |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Nobody: 6:49pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
oxladekosc: LierBros wetin? |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Nobody: 6:50pm On Sep 21, 2014 |
Afrok: haha... I trust U na coz even the green light go dey smell pupu that kind"pupu induced" green lightLols,exactly |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Sharon6(f): 10:22am On Sep 12, 2015 |
ROTFLMFAO 2 Likes |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by nikkypearl(f): 10:27am On Sep 12, 2015 |
Chei! 2 Likes |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by MsBliss(f): 1:13pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
Sweet dirty Emeka lol sounds like Sugar honey Dumebi to me |
Re: An Open Letter To Emeka My Ex Boyfriend by Nobody: 4:26pm On Sep 12, 2015 |
I really wanna puppu right now...where my bae? 2 Likes 1 Share |
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