rozzay: And u wanted to marry me b4 now dis. Hmm mm

rattlesnake: Where is my rozzay.....am missing her....sleep sha cos I know u are resting from night vigil...

rozzay:
Halo dear. Thank u am up now, going for a wedding

rattlesnake: OK ....... I can imagine how beautiful u look

rozzay:
Thank u dear

rattlesnake:

I WAS JUST MAKING THINGS UP

rattlesnake: am in deep ****** please guys I need counselling....

There is this lady....I meet her during a training I attended.....during break we just started talking n we spoke about relationship n etc....she said what was NO NEWS TO ME....THAT HER EX CHEATED ON HER SO THEY BROKE UP.....well I made a mistake oooo instead of me to kip fuking shut I started talking to her about relationship... Books I read...experiences I've had...shows ave seen...friends etc told her "why men cheat"...why women feel neglect...told her why she insecure and beefing guys...she is a half south African Lady n half Igbo but grew up in durban....so she told me why many south africans are scared of naija guys....well I tried defending my naija guys n told her Nigeria are smart,intelligent and they care for ladies.....

Hmmmmmmm......she listened with keen interest as I spoke....later to make issues worse...she said she will like to visit Nigeria soon that she wants to see redeemed camp n cannan land....I started telling her the history of churches in Nigeria ( see gbegeeeee) and the beauty of it all....she said she is born again n very prayerful..... Anyway after 3 days the training ended....she left for south Africa then I left for naija....but we communicated frequently through chat.. Watsapp...bbm etc...

One day she started talking one kind to me n for me I'm NOT INTERESTED IN RELATIONSHIP WITY HER....she started telling me things about her self....that her kind of man will be cool,caring etc....then a cold sweat broke on my forehead...I realized she falling in love.....I now deviced a plan....I told her that meee am praying for deliverance ...she laughed and asked why..I said gradually...I'm a womanizer and I cook beans with weed..that have done bad things....she said...hmmmm like what....told her that I slept with my best friends babe n its eating me up n I vowed never to date any woman again......she said calmly that.. No man is perfect..... N after some other talk...we concluded....

To my surprise....she sent me an sms that "god just told her that the dirty clay will bring joy....I asked her wtf that meant... She said that am her husband that I should pray about it......

Well....I have blocked her from watsapp n BBM....but she has my number but she didn't call me....now am scared...I hope god won't do me something funny CIA I dunno know what her silence is gonna turn into

I WAS JUST MAKING THINGS UP to make myself look like a bad guy so i can kill her feelings for me...I DIDNT SLEEP WITH ANY BODYS BABE ABEG OOO

Ebubeslym:
tell her you have contacted Ebola

MisterLongman:
Which of the gods told her that you are her husband

Blackfire:
abeg if anybody see 'les' tell am say blackfire dey look for am